Botox Bitches- New Reality Show in Town! - Page 2

Originally posted by: yanks28

Apu, after this post...I keep picturing various snakes, Boas, Vipers, Anacondas...slithering around BH and Ramesh trying to do his work without stepping on any of them...omg what an image! 🤪

I know. I actually thought of attaching pictures of snakes to the post, but then thought it would be too much. 😆😆🤣🤣

BH stands for Botox Haven now.

Originally posted by: shamil

Hilarious 🤣

😉😉 Come to the AT?

Originally posted by: clarity

Welcome aboard, fellow snake-lovers. 😆😆

Are you all here? Well, c'mon aboard quickly, because I have some very important news to share with you all!

There is a new reality show in town that will obliterate all its competition- from Bigg Boss to Masterchef India. 😲😲 Which show is this, you ask?

It is NONE OTHER THAN the Phateechars home-produced, NEW, 'absolutely fresh from the snake pit' reality show- Botox Bitches- chronicling the glamorous and adventurous lifestyle of backstabbing snakes.

Botox Bitches is a never-before seen rollercoaster of fun that will take its viewers through the most exotic locales- snake infested swamps of Allahabad, newer habitat zones like Birla House, the dirty venomous ditches of UP and even to the far-flung corners of India where the Botox Serpents will introduce the viewers to the rest of their glamorous, absolutely lethal (word used literally, so MIND IT) serpentine cousins- Rakhi, Lata, Ankit AND the list of countless villains who will no doubt trouble this little bird called Suhani in the future. 😲😆

Featuring a talented, venom-spitting cast of:

• Dadi Birla AKA Anaconda/Cobra- Dadi Birla is the head snake of this stellar cast. 😆 She has the combined powers of the Anaconda and the Cobra- the venomous bite of the Cobra combined with the jadi-booty powers imbued by Nicki Minaj's Anaconda, which enable her to give her victims a bootilicious death by suffocating them with her jadi-booty. 😆🤣
• Soumya/Baby Snake AKA Boa Constrictor- She is a dangerous one, who seems to not have fangs, but actually catches her prey (read- hapless husbands of best friends) by hugging them tightly and slobbering venom all over them. The victim is rendered breathless by her soul-stealing hug, which is worse than a Dementors' Kiss.
• Ragini AKA Viper- This botox banshee is ultra-glam and can put other serpentine style icons to shame with her glittering hide and dazzling fashion sense. 😆😆 She is truly viper-tongued because every single word out of her mouth is meant to hurt.
• Menka AKA Rattle Snake- She is the noisiest Botox Bitch who announces their plans to the whole world. She tattles, oops rattles away to glory and people run a mile when they hear her coming.
  

Watch Anaconda, Boa Constrictor, Viper and Rattle Snake slither around the world, ruining lives, stealing husbands and being a general menace.

Get ready to see the serpentine stars who have worked in hits like-
Snakes on a plane
Snakes on a train
Venomous
Python
Anaconda I, II, III, IV

and countless others...

Produced by Yuvraj Birla AKA Patron Saint of disadvantaged snakes. Builder of Botox Paradise, as described by dunceHat. 😉😉

Victims-

1. Suhani 'sometimes Birla'. The Botox Bitches' bete noir. Watch out to see her being tortured in a variety of ways.
2. Sharad 'Homeless' Birla
3. Pratima 'No respect' Birla
4. Saurabh 'Viper lover' Birla
   
5. Anuj 'Body Builder' Birla

and many more...

Tune in to watch episode 1 soon on your favourite channel- Snakes Plus, sorry Star Plus! 😉😉

😆😉🤣

  haha ROFL OH!!! ur post just out of the world.. the better than best post ever🤣

Originally posted by: meeraveena

haha ROFL OH!!! ur post just out of the world.. the better than best post ever🤣

All courtesy the Botox Bitches. Would not have been possible without them. 😛🤣

Hilarious can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: sudhi03

Hilarious can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣

Please don't stop laughing- it is good for our health. 😆😆

Originally posted by: clarity

Welcome aboard, fellow snake-lovers. 😆😆

Are you all here? Well, c'mon aboard quickly, because I have some very important news to share with you all!

There is a new reality show in town that will obliterate all its competition- from Bigg Boss to Masterchef India. 😲😲 Which show is this, you ask?

It is NONE OTHER THAN the Phateechars home-produced, NEW, 'absolutely fresh from the snake pit' reality show- Botox Bitches- chronicling the glamorous and adventurous lifestyle of backstabbing snakes.

Botox Bitches is a never-before seen rollercoaster of fun that will take its viewers through the most exotic locales- snake infested swamps of Allahabad, newer habitat zones like Birla House, the dirty venomous ditches of UP and even to the far-flung corners of India where the Botox Serpents will introduce the viewers to the rest of their glamorous, absolutely lethal (word used literally, so MIND IT) serpentine cousins- Rakhi, Lata, Ankit AND the list of countless villains who will no doubt trouble this little bird called Suhani in the future. 😲😆

Featuring a talented, venom-spitting cast of:

• Dadi Birla AKA Anaconda/Cobra- Dadi Birla is the head snake of this stellar cast. 😆 She has the combined powers of the Anaconda and the Cobra- the venomous bite of the Cobra combined with the jadi-booty powers imbued by Nicki Minaj's Anaconda, which enable her to give her victims a bootilicious death by suffocating them with her jadi-booty. 😆🤣
• Soumya/Baby Snake AKA Boa Constrictor- She is a dangerous one, who seems to not have fangs, but actually catches her prey (read- hapless husbands of best friends) by hugging them tightly and slobbering venom all over them. The victim is rendered breathless by her soul-stealing hug, which is worse than a Dementors' Kiss.
• Ragini AKA Viper- This botox banshee is ultra-glam and can put other serpentine style icons to shame with her glittering hide and dazzling fashion sense. 😆😆 She is truly viper-tongued because every single word out of her mouth is meant to hurt.
• Menka AKA Rattle Snake- She is the noisiest Botox Bitch who announces their plans to the whole world. She tattles, oops rattles away to glory and people run a mile when they hear her coming.
  

Watch Anaconda, Boa Constrictor, Viper and Rattle Snake slither around the world, ruining lives, stealing husbands and being a general menace.

Get ready to see the serpentine stars who have worked in hits like-
Snakes on a plane
Snakes on a train
Venomous
Python
Anaconda I, II, III, IV

and countless others...

Produced by Yuvraj Birla AKA Patron Saint of disadvantaged snakes. Builder of Botox Paradise, as described by dunceHat. 😉😉

Victims-

1. Suhani 'sometimes Birla'. The Botox Bitches' bete noir. Watch out to see her being tortured in a variety of ways.
2. Sharad 'Homeless' Birla
3. Pratima 'No respect' Birla
4. Saurabh 'Viper lover' Birla
   
5. Anuj 'Body Builder' Birla

and many more...

Tune in to watch episode 1 soon on your favourite channel- Snakes Plus, sorry Star Plus! 😉😉

😆😉🤣

ROFLMAO. Brilliant! Take a bow, because it's so, so entertaining. Even better if you say "favourite channel- Snake Pit, sorry Star Plus! "
👏👍🏼😆😆😆

@Anita- hahhaha. Snake Pit is about right.😆😆😉😉

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