Are you all here? Well, c'mon aboard quickly, because I have some very important news to share with you all!
There is a new reality show in town that will obliterate all its competition- from Bigg Boss to Masterchef India. 😲😲 Which show is this, you ask?
It is NONE OTHER THAN the Phateechars home-produced, NEW, 'absolutely fresh from the snake pit' reality show- Botox Bitches- chronicling the glamorous and adventurous lifestyle of backstabbing snakes.
Botox Bitches is a never-before seen rollercoaster of fun that will take its viewers through the most exotic locales- snake infested swamps of Allahabad, newer habitat zones like Birla House, the dirty venomous ditches of UP and even to the far-flung corners of India where the Botox Serpents will introduce the viewers to the rest of their glamorous, absolutely lethal (word used literally, so MIND IT) serpentine cousins- Rakhi, Lata, Ankit AND the list of countless villains who will no doubt trouble this little bird called Suhani in the future. 😲😆
Featuring a talented, venom-spitting cast of:
- Dadi Birla AKA Anaconda/Cobra- Dadi Birla is the head snake of this stellar cast. 😆 She has the combined powers of the Anaconda and the Cobra- the venomous bite of the Cobra combined with the jadi-booty powers imbued by Nicki Minaj's Anaconda, which enable her to give her victims a bootilicious death by suffocating them with her jadi-booty. 😆🤣
- Soumya/Baby Snake AKA Boa Constrictor- She is a dangerous one, who seems to not have fangs, but actually catches her prey (read- hapless husbands of best friends) by hugging them tightly and slobbering venom all over them. The victim is rendered breathless by her soul-stealing hug, which is worse than a Dementors' Kiss.
- Ragini AKA Viper- This botox banshee is ultra-glam and can put other serpentine style icons to shame with her glittering hide and dazzling fashion sense. 😆😆 She is truly viper-tongued because every single word out of her mouth is meant to hurt.
- Menka AKA Rattle Snake- She is the noisiest Botox Bitch who announces their plans to the whole world. She tattles, oops rattles away to glory and people run a mile when they hear her coming.
Get ready to see the serpentine stars who have worked in hits like-
Snakes on a plane
Snakes on a train
Venomous
Python
Anaconda I, II, III, IV
and countless others...
Produced by Yuvraj Birla AKA Patron Saint of disadvantaged snakes. Builder of Botox Paradise, as described by dunceHat. 😉😉
Victims-
- Suhani 'sometimes Birla'. The Botox Bitches' bete noir. Watch out to see her being tortured in a variety of ways.
- Sharad 'Homeless' Birla
- Pratima 'No respect' Birla
- Saurabh 'Viper lover' Birla
- Anuj 'Body Builder' Birla
and many more...
Tune in to watch episode 1 soon on your favourite channel- Snakes Plus, sorry Star Plus! 😉😉
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