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Based on my limited viewership of Hindi serials I have compiled the 10 commandments of Romance as postulated by makers of Indian shows.
1. The Hero SHOULD be the ANGRY YOUNG MAN henceforth referred to as AYM. He must be tall, handsome, brooding with 6 packs who removes his shirt more often than actually work in office. However you will always find him wearing only 3 piece suits irrespective of the time, location & weather except during beddy bed time.
2. The heroine should be an INNOCENT SMALL TOWN VIRGIN henceforth referred to as ISTV who NEVER wears modern/western dresses. She should have never visited the metro cities & must always wear tent like dresses.
3. The AYM MUST always have a dark past & occasionally (which means every episode) he must get an FB of this past which makes him close his eyes, close his fist, scowl & make life miserable for others (READ our ISTV).
4. The AYM must be an orphan. Point 4 is many times closely linked with point 3.
5. Irrespective of the educational qualifications & work experience of ISTV she will always land in the top company of India always owned by AYM & guess what she will directly report to the head of the company something which even the top grad from IIM cant aspire for in the beginning of the career.
6. All romance, coochie coo, falling in arms, weight lifting (AYM carrying ISTV), eye lock, arm lock, grabbing, pulling, pushing, shoving between AYM & ISTV will happen kullam kullam both in office & house of AYM but neither will the employees in office nor the dumbos at home will notice or care.
7. All marriages will be FAKE/CONTRACT/HATE marriage. The irony is before marriage though AYM & ISTV are madly in love with each other family members will be clueless but after marriage though AYM & ISTV supposedly hate each other the very same family members will delude themselves that they are madly in love with each other.
8. Marriages WILL NEVER be consummated immediately. AYM & ISTV will not have sex for an indeterminate period of time decided by the writers/CVs & have to restrict themselves to the stuff mentioned in point 6. Sex is off the table but manhandling is not.
9. AYM's house should always ve a swimming pool.
10. No one believes in knocking on doors & everyone will barge into every other room in the house of a top businessman & no questions will be asked.
1. The Hero SHOULD be the ANGRY YOUNG MAN henceforth referred to as AYM. He must be tall, handsome, brooding with 6 packs who removes his shirt more often than actually work in office. However you will always find him wearing only 3 piece suits irrespective of the time, location & weather except during beddy bed time.
2. The heroine should be an INNOCENT SMALL TOWN VIRGIN henceforth referred to as ISTV who NEVER wears modern/western dresses. She should have never visited the metro cities & must always wear tent like dresses.
3. The AYM MUST always have a dark past & occasionally (which means every episode) he must get an FB of this past which makes him close his eyes, close his fist, scowl & make life miserable for others (READ our ISTV).
4. The AYM must be an orphan. Point 4 is many times closely linked with point 3.
5. Irrespective of the educational qualifications & work experience of ISTV she will always land in the top company of India always owned by AYM & guess what she will directly report to the head of the company something which even the top grad from IIM cant aspire for in the beginning of the career.
6. All romance, coochie coo, falling in arms, weight lifting (AYM carrying ISTV), eye lock, arm lock, grabbing, pulling, pushing, shoving between AYM & ISTV will happen kullam kullam both in office & house of AYM but neither will the employees in office nor the dumbos at home will notice or care.
7. All marriages will be FAKE/CONTRACT/HATE marriage. The irony is before marriage though AYM & ISTV are madly in love with each other family members will be clueless but after marriage though AYM & ISTV supposedly hate each other the very same family members will delude themselves that they are madly in love with each other.
8. Marriages WILL NEVER be consummated immediately. AYM & ISTV will not have sex for an indeterminate period of time decided by the writers/CVs & have to restrict themselves to the stuff mentioned in point 6. Sex is off the table but manhandling is not.
9. AYM's house should always ve a swimming pool.
10. No one believes in knocking on doors & everyone will barge into every other room in the house of a top businessman & no questions will be asked.
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