Fun-opsis (Mistaken Identities Episode)

BIGG BOSS

SUBAH 8.00 BAJE

Main Karoon Toh Saala, Character dheela hai", is the loud, energetic wake up Song, all pretty girls in house, Karishma Tanna & even Gautam Gulati in his Pyjama meant for girls, ( white flowers printed on black pyjama that he bought for Rupees 30/- from Gali Badboodar, Karol Bagh-Delhi), are dancing energetically.

Puneet-Praneet-Pritam-Upen are still in their beds & are seen rubbing their eyes by turn & shaking heads with weak smiles pasted on their faces!😕

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BIGG BOSS

SUBAH 10.30 BAJE

All hell breaks loose in the lawn area and Diandra is throwing wild punches at Sonali, who has managed to avoid two upper cuts and a deadly jab from the lady with Eastman Color wig that's predominantly green but with rich shades of turquoise blue here and there.

DIANDRA (Screaming in high decibel pitch): 😡 You pulled my hair? Baal kheencha tumne mera? ---Baal kheencha??

SONALI (giggles in a Husky tone): 😆 Hehehehe!----Galti se ho gaya yaar! -----I swear mujhe laga jhaadi mein Parrot baitha hai Diandra----😳Tota Samjha maineTera Sir---- Maa kasssam!---Naheen maloom thha tu baithi hai jhaadi ke peeche--hehehehe

DIANDRA (Eyes pop out of sockets & then she pastes her left palm on her wide open mouth & freezes for 6 seconds):Ohhh Maaai Gawdd!!!! -------------(Another Atal Bihari Vajpayee pause of 9 Seconds)------ Ohhh Maaai Gawdd!!!!-----Lying at my face?-----Some cheeks you have haan? -Koi doosra bahaana naheen mila?----Tota??-------Parrot??---MAAAI HEAD?? -------(throws a left punch at Sonali, who trips as she ducks, evades the punch but now finds stockily built Diandra on top of her, -----both rolling on ground!)

SONALI (Husky screams):Help me! Help me!---Koi mujhe bachao please! Aaahhh!😭

UPEN PATEL (Somehow pulls away Diandra & lands his accented sermons): Chhoro-Chhoro----------Ek doosra ko chhoro abi!---------Phoren chhoro ek-doosra ko!-------------Accha lerki log faait neyin karte-----Laraayi -Laraayi maaf karo----------Doggy-----I mean Kuta----Kuta ka poti saaf karo----come Diandra, gimme a hug baby-----Sonali, hug me sweets!🤗

A bit farther away, Sushant is chewing his index finger nail and enviously watching the two girls hugging Upen by turn. A big lump appears on his throat & a thick tear rolls down his left eye, just as he starts sobbing uncontrollably and he hisses under his breath,"Goshhh! I hate you Upen!" 😭

BIG BOSS

DOPAHAR 3.30 BAJE

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Bigg Boss ke ghar mein aaj aisa waakaya hua jo aaj tak kabhi naheen hua thha! ---Kuchh der pehle Swargeey Pran Saahab dvaara nirmit, Cartoon charitra, Shri Chacha Chaudhary bahut gusse mein Bigg Boss ke ghar mein aaye thhe!-----Un ka gussa is baat ko lekar thha ki un ka Jinn Sabu, Bigg Boss ke ghar ke andar hai!------

CHACHA CHAUDHARY (Screaming): 😡Bigg Boss! O Bigg Boss! -------Darwaaza kholo aur chup-chaap hamaara Sabu hamaare hawaale kar do!😡

BABLOO: Chacha Ji, itne bade ghar mein kahaan chhupa rakha hai inhone Sabu ko?😲

PINKY (Chirpily):Uncle, jis ghar ka maalik khud kaheen pe chhupa hua hai aur uska ata-pata naheen hai, toh Sabu ka pata kahaan se chalega? 😛-----------Main toh kehti hoon aag laga do chaaron taraf petrol chhidak kar------Dum ghut jaayega is Bigg Boss ka aur Choohe ki tarah bil se baahar nikal aayega!--------Phir do bajaana iske kaan ke neeche aur Sabu ko nikaal lena baahar!😡

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Bigg Boss ne Chacha Chaudhary ko bahut samjhaya, magar Chacha Chaudhary, jin ka dimaag computer se bhi tez chalta hai, apni zid par ade rahe ki Sabu ghar ke andar band hai!----------------------------------Aakhir-kaar, Bigg Boss ne Chacha Chaudhary aur unke sabhi saathiyon ko ghar ke andar bulaaya aur ghar ke sabhi sadasyon se baari-baari se milwaaya! ----------Us waqt badi ajeeb si sthiti utpann ho gayi jab Chacha Chaudhary Puneet Issar ko dekh kar buri tarah se chaunk pade!--------

Chacha Chaudhary (Moist eyes, emotional voice, hugs Puneet Issar):😭 Is ki shakal hoo-bahoo mere Sabu se milti hai-----------Isi liye kisi ne kaha thha shaayad ki Sabu isi ghar mein band hai!😕----------Magar ye mera Sabu naheen hai 😕--------naheen hai ye mera Sabu---------Aap sab ko taqleef dene ke liye maafi chaahte hain!------Chalte hain hum!---Pata naheen kahaan chala gaya hai Sabu!---Shayad Mangal Yaan uski koi khabar bhejega!😕

BIGG BOSS (emotional Voice Over):Chacha Chaudhary Ji, Pinky aur Babloo is baat se poori tarah anjaan hain ki ab wo apne Sabu se kabhi naheen mil paayenge!----------In sabhi paaton ke srijan-karta (creator), Shri Pran Ji ab hamaare beech naheen rahe aur ye sabhi paatra humaare hriday mein hamesha ke liye amar ho chuke hain!---------------Bigg Boss ki saari team, -------------Svargeey Pran Saahab ko Chacha Chaudhary, Sabu, Pinky, Babloo jaise amar paatron ko ham sabse parichit karaane ke liye---hamaara bharpoor manoranjan karne ke liye, ----apna samman pragat karti hai aur bhaavbheeni shraddhanjali deti hai!😕

More SIMILAR FUN-TAKES 😛:

7. Bigg Boss Ka Kisse aur Shaayri Episode!

https:// www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=4175725

8. Sparrow & Holiday Resemblance

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bigg-boss-8/4216982/fun-take-sparrow-and-holiday-resemblance-episode

** Blog Link:

(Fun topics on Big Boss, Bollywood, Cricket & Politics):

https://cruisermaniabb6.blogspot.com/

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Originally posted by: alexstar

Kuch bhi kaho cruiser ji😛...upen's lines are my all time fav🤪

UPEN PATEL (Somehow pulls away Diandra & lands his accented sermons): Chhoro-Chhoro----------Ek doosra ko chhoro abi!---------Phoren chhoro ek-doosra ko!-------------Accha lerki log faait neyin karte🤣🤣

Originally posted by: alexstar

Kuch bhi kaho cruiser ji😛...upen's lines are my all time fav🤪

UPEN PATEL (Somehow pulls away Diandra & lands his accented sermons): Chhoro-Chhoro----------Ek doosra ko chhoro abi!---------Phoren chhoro ek-doosra ko!-------------Accha lerki log faait neyin karte🤣🤣