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It's time...for the 'Sick Ant' Rap...
Today is my turn,
Understand you fools...
I am the dashing Mani
and I love thanda pani!
Friend! Friend! Friend! I am such a fiend!
Abhi man you they call me all...
Aaj man hu kal ban jaoonga girl,
after all it's the CV's call!
Dr. Ishita Bhalla... After her I lust
Hey! She is married,
But about that I am not worried.
Horny! horny! Horny... I am so corny!
I send her romance novels
Which irritates her husbands bowels
I follow her here, I follow her there...
I am do bacchon ka baap did I mention somewhere?
Nanny! Nanny! Nanny! I need a nanny now!
She twitters like a bird around me,
O you know who, it's the one who says 'Chee'.
I am her bestestestestestestest friend she says,
She smiles and blushes around me for days.
I proposed her in front of Mr Geeky,
Just look at my guts... Aren't I cheeky?
I look like someone out of Barjatya films
with a smile wider than all the realms..
My sanskaars are from Mr A Nath himself
Don't compare with me I will make you look like an elf!
Tolerate me for a few more days you dudes,
Until Balaji clears all my pending dues.
I am here to make Raman jealousy
And it's the audience whom I harass.
Pest! Pest! Pest... I am such a pest!
This is called the silly 'Sick Ant' rap...
But it's far better than the ongoing serial crap!
I know it doesn't make an ounce of sense
But it's better that all the nonsense!
Listen you 'Miss Oneness' lady,
Your serial has become a bit shoddy.
fools like us are still watching..
Until we one day perform the act of vanishing.
