Mail ID: iambek@Agra.com
Address: Begam-e-Khass, Harem, Agra Fort
Objective: I want to thrive and become one of the most celebrated Harem wardens and BEK in Agra.
Education:
1) Phd in "Politics and Power in Harem": A detailed study of politics and power struggle in the Harem during Jalal's rule. Have introduced new methods of handling Harem and maintaining the power consistently across years.
2) Papers: Have published 4 papers, including "A Khass journey", "How to be Khass", "Harem Improvements: how to gain advantage" and "In the head of Harem head".
Skills:
Primary Skills: Politician, Power-Obsession, Manipulation and can listen to MA without thinking.
Secondary Skills: Accounting, Screaming, laughing like hyena, crying and plotting
Experience:
Has more than 10 years of experience as Harem-Head: Responsibilities included maintaining audha, planning play-dates with Jalal, maintaining audha, daily meetings to confirm the BEK position with Jalal, maintaining audha, accounting, maintaining audha, people management which benefits me, maintaining audha, complaint resolving which benefits me, maintaining audha, screaming 10 times a day that I am BEK, maintaining audha, crying, maintaining audha, daily one-on-one meeting with MA, maintaining audha, hating Jodha, maintaining audha.
Miscellaneous details:
1) Marital Status: Married
2) Extracurricular activities include inhaling Hukka, playing chess, slapping Hoshiyar, and occasionally kicking servants.
References:
References will be furnished upon request.
Love
Kshithi
PS: Potential employers, kindly contact Ruq directly... 😆
