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chapter 2:sweet introductions
Roshni enters the house...
Arjun(trying to start the conversation):waise sameer bata raha tha ki...
roshni:naam mat lo uss idiot ka!..i mean 3 saal baad wapas aa rahi hoon main..aur usse dekho!..receive karne tak ki zaroorat nahi samjhi..bloody fool!!..aur woh bhi itni baarish mein...
arjun:actually usse kch zaroori kaam...
roshni:OH JUST SHUT UP!..tumhe pata nahi ki jab ek ladki bol rahi ho toh beech mein nahi tokte!!
arjun:umn koi nahi...tum baith jaao(he gestures her towards the sofa)
roshni:mere kapde geele hain...
arjun:toh utar ke baith jaao..
roshni:WHAT!!
Arjun:umn...i mean change karlo...kapde toh laayi hi hogi...
roshni:hmm...washroom kahan hai??
arjun:woh kisliye..?
roshni:IDIOT!ab kya kapde tumhare saamne change karoongi..!!!
arjun:oh ya!!..umn sorry..wo wahan hai..(he gestures her towards the washroom)
roshni:ok..thanks!
after 15 min..she comes out...and sits on the sofa..
arjun:umn...kuch peeogi?
roshni:kya pilaaoge..rum..vodka..ya whiskey?
arjun(confused):umn...chai coffee doodh?
roshni:ek adrak wali chai mil jaayegi toh life ban jaayegi...isi beech baaki baatein bhi kar leinge...
arjun(stupidly):kaisi baatein..
roshni(sarcastically):humari shadi ki baatein patidev...idiot!..ab obviously tum mere saamne koi mute tv bankar toh baithe nahi rahoge..i meant the usual chitchat!!...ab jaao aur chai lekar aao..
arjun(muttering under his breath):mujhe apna chaiwala samajh kar rakha hai kya...
dekho tum..
roshni:arre yaar!..kitna bolte ho tum!!..ab tak toh chai ban bhi gayi hoti!!...come on dude! i am your best friend 's best friend...ab mujhe bhookha maroge kya..??
arjun:hmph!..i ll be back...
a smile crept upon roshni's face upon seeing his funny face...
he goes into the kitchen...
arjun(in his mind):rathore ke bacche!!...tujhe toh main nahi chodunga!..mujhse apni friend ki gulaami karwa raha hai..aaj tu bas ghar aaja!!
after 10 min...
he came back with the tea...
roshni(taking the cup from his hand):toh...tumhari tareef?
arjun:BOND...JAMES BOND!
roshi gave him a "are you mad" look..
arjun:umn..arjun..arjun suryakant rawte...
roshni:nice...and i am roshni..roshni aggarwal...
arjun:nice to meet you!
roshni:so tum yahan akele rehte ho..?
arjun:haan kuch aisa hi!..yahan bas main hoon aur meri laila...
roshni:laila?...tumhara pyaar..?
arjun:haan!...meri jaan!!...i love her!..ek wohi toh hai jo mujhe samajhti hai...
roshni:oh!!...so abhi wo kahan hai..?
arjun:bahar lawn mein...usse wahan rehna bahut pasand hai...
roshni:nice...so woh karti kya hai??
arjun:well...aajkal mera main focus usse bolna sikhane par hai...main chahta hoon ki wo jald se jald bolna seekh jaaye...
roshni:oh!..i am so sorry..usse bolne mein takleef hai..you know what i mean..
arjun:nahi!nahi!..aisa kuch nahi..bas uski bhasha mujhe samajh mein nahi aati...
roshni:ohh...so she's a foreigner huh?
arjun:ya...a pomeranian...
roshni:pomeranian??...wait a sec! wait a sec!...don't tell me laila tumhari kutiya hai..?
arjun:haan...toh?
roshni:ohh god arjun!!...i thought she was your girlfriend!!π
arjun:ohh!!..no no!!π...khair ab tum apne baare mein bhi toh kuch batao...
roshni:oh ya!..well main abhi abhi new york mein apna 3 saal ka fashion designing ka course complete karke aayi hoon...
arjun:hmm...nice!!π
roshni:yeh sameer pata nahi kahan reh gaya!!.aane do usse!!...bahut maarungi aur bilkul baat nahi karungi!!
arjun:haan haan!..bilkul!...he deserves it!π
he takes the utensils and goes to the kitchen...
arjun(in his mind):sam!!...aaj tu bas aaja!!...teri khair nahi!..aur main dekhunga aaraam se tamasha!!π
suddenly the doorbell rang...
arjun gets the door and gets what he expected...sameer rathore!
sameer gets past him and enters into the house...
arjun(muttering under his breath):and here we go...the show begins..1..2..3!
tbc...
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