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A collection of our Bhiru Ajaz's hilarious one liners
About Armaan
Saanp ka role kiya hai tu real mein bhi saanp hai😆
10 saal pehle kabootar ud gaye, flop actor 🤣 (Armaan had no answer for this & quietly walked away)
aap senior citizen log chale gaye and abhi hum junior citizen hain 🤣
101 tareeke pyaar karne ke aur 101 tareeke Armaan ko manane ke 🤣
Ghar mein shanti hai kyunki AK-47 bahar hai 🤣
Ajaz "tere ko tho mai tere ghar pe aake marooga"😆
Badi badi baatein aur vada paav khate😆
Khan Sahab ne iska jahaj uda diya hota to maza aata😆(regarding nomination)
Baap adhikaari aur beta Bikhaari😆
<font face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">woh andar se bahut achchha aadmi hai, par tum us ko chhedoge toh woh ek dum naachne lagega Beta...Woh TAANDAV karne lagta hai... Bhole Baba ki kasam do wahin ruk jayega.</font>.."😆
Maine aapko aapki purani yaadon se milwaya h. Ek actor ke liye uski pehli film pehli girlfrnd pehle pyar se bhi zada important hoti h "😆
During the Chor- Police Task
Tell armaan kabootar ban kar urjaonga yahan se
"Dil aaye gadhe par to pari kya cheez hai "😆
"Khan sahab aap dete nahi ho bas lete ho
About Kushal
Ye Kaalia Danger ne mere dil mein chot pahunchai hai , ab mein iske pet me pahuchaunga😆(referring to that water task last tuesday)
Sara matter sahi jaa raha tha tab is Kaalia Danger ne entry maar di😆
Kutte ne kutte ka paani pi lia to kya ho gaya 🤣 🤣 🤣
About GauShal
Gauhar-Kushal's still was shown with a baby doll & Azaz screamed " Lekin wo baccha mera hai " 🤣 🤣
Dil tootne ki aawaz nahi hote chunni babu😆while imitating SRK
Aap dono ka pyaar dekhke mujhe apne naana naani ki yaad aati hai😆
About Sangram
Wo itna accha hai ki yaa to use goli lagegi yaa uska mandir banega😆
To Salmaan at Carvaan
Hum aayenge to garmi badh jaayegi😆
To Elli
You a bond gal , im James Bond😆
About Andy
iski ek picture aane wali hai daaton ki varmala 🤣
To Bigg Boss
"Ye Bhuchaal singh apne ko bola ki wild cards jeet nahi sakte , sahi hai kyaa ?? "😆
Main to bas aida banke peda khane wala hun😆
Bigg boss main screen par kaisa dikhta hun , i know Daniel Craig ko competition hai mera😆
Bigg boss aap aaj shakunio mama ban gaye , apni bhanji Kaher khan ko naraz kar dia😆
To Sophia in an uncensored video
pathan ke feet bade hote h , mere 11 no. ke hai, inke socks banao😆
To Heaven
Tu bahar mil tujhe batakh, tote , chuhe sabke ande khilata hun ekdum ek number😆
To Himself
Ajaz Bhaaai kya baat hai muchon ke saath bhi smart lag rahe ho..😆
I am a bad boy but good at heart😊
In Living area on tuesday epi.
Qahar Khan, Bhuchaal, Shehenshah aur Mafia aaj puri raat planning karenge task ki😆
During the chor-Police task at Sofia's dance
Ye kya ho raha hai police chowki ke bahar😆
During the Toy Factory Task
Pehle hathiyar banane ki factory mein kam karta tha, mere baal bache sab mujhe chodke chale gaye. Phir Gandhiji sapne mein aaye bole khilaune banane ki factory mein kam kar 🤣
Worker Anthony, Manager se ishq kamm ladaao, kaam jyada karo, kaam!!😆
From Live Feed
Kya bhai janta, hum bhi stand lete hain, cycle waala nahi, doosra waala stand 🤣
<font size="2">Mai toh Aloo baingan ki mayyat pe bhi na jaun kabhi...yaha toh in sab ne veg khila khila ke pura system hi kharab kar diya hai (due to farts)😆
Blackberry phone bole to Kaala Jamun😆
Apun Anna , 24 ghante chokanna😆
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About Armaan
Saanp ka role kiya hai tu real mein bhi saanp hai😆
10 saal pehle kabootar ud gaye, flop actor 🤣 (Armaan had no answer for this & quietly walked away)
aap senior citizen log chale gaye and abhi hum junior citizen hain 🤣
101 tareeke pyaar karne ke aur 101 tareeke Armaan ko manane ke 🤣
Ghar mein shanti hai kyunki AK-47 bahar hai 🤣
Armaan " Ae chal hat to derh futiiye
Ajaz "bollywood ke sare khan derh futiye hai 🤣
Armaan " itna marooga tere ko bahar mila thoAjaz "tere ko tho mai tere ghar pe aake marooga"😆
Badi badi baatein aur vada paav khate😆
Khan Sahab ne iska jahaj uda diya hota to maza aata😆(regarding nomination)
Baap adhikaari aur beta Bikhaari😆
<font face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">woh andar se bahut achchha aadmi hai, par tum us ko chhedoge toh woh ek dum naachne lagega Beta...Woh TAANDAV karne lagta hai... Bhole Baba ki kasam do wahin ruk jayega.</font>.."😆
Maine aapko aapki purani yaadon se milwaya h. Ek actor ke liye uski pehli film pehli girlfrnd pehle pyar se bhi zada important hoti h "😆
During the Chor- Police Task
Tell armaan kabootar ban kar urjaonga yahan se
and then sang "ur gaye nain kabootar"😆
About Tanisha
Wo jaise Armaan ki servant hai😆
Tanisha ko expression dene k liye bol bol ke director log thak gaye honge...meko aise dekhti hai... mai bolta hun gardan mein lachak pad jayegi bar bar aise dekhegi toh😆
Tanisha ji ko khamosh hi rahne de Beta, woh bolegi na toh us ke munh se mirchi niklegi... Bolti hai toh Laal, Neeli, Hari... kaun si kaun si mirchi nikalti hai us ke munh se Beta"😆
About Gauhar
About Tanisha
Wo jaise Armaan ki servant hai😆
Tanisha ko expression dene k liye bol bol ke director log thak gaye honge...meko aise dekhti hai... mai bolta hun gardan mein lachak pad jayegi bar bar aise dekhegi toh😆
Tanisha ji ko khamosh hi rahne de Beta, woh bolegi na toh us ke munh se mirchi niklegi... Bolti hai toh Laal, Neeli, Hari... kaun si kaun si mirchi nikalti hai us ke munh se Beta"😆
About Gauhar
"Dil aaye gadhe par to pari kya cheez hai "😆
"Khan sahab aap dete nahi ho bas lete ho
Ye Kaalia Danger ne mere dil mein chot pahunchai hai , ab mein iske pet me pahuchaunga😆(referring to that water task last tuesday)
Sara matter sahi jaa raha tha tab is Kaalia Danger ne entry maar di😆
Kutte ne kutte ka paani pi lia to kya ho gaya 🤣 🤣 🤣
About GauShal
Gauhar-Kushal's still was shown with a baby doll & Azaz screamed " Lekin wo baccha mera hai " 🤣 🤣
Dil tootne ki aawaz nahi hote chunni babu😆while imitating SRK
Aap dono ka pyaar dekhke mujhe apne naana naani ki yaad aati hai😆
About Sangram
Wo itna accha hai ki yaa to use goli lagegi yaa uska mandir banega😆
To Salmaan at Carvaan
Hum aayenge to garmi badh jaayegi😆
To Elli
You a bond gal , im James Bond😆
About Andy
iski ek picture aane wali hai daaton ki varmala 🤣
To Bigg Boss
"Ye Bhuchaal singh apne ko bola ki wild cards jeet nahi sakte , sahi hai kyaa ?? "😆
Main to bas aida banke peda khane wala hun😆
Bigg boss main screen par kaisa dikhta hun , i know Daniel Craig ko competition hai mera😆
Bigg boss aap aaj shakunio mama ban gaye , apni bhanji Kaher khan ko naraz kar dia😆
To Sophia in an uncensored video
pathan ke feet bade hote h , mere 11 no. ke hai, inke socks banao😆
To Heaven
Tu bahar mil tujhe batakh, tote , chuhe sabke ande khilata hun ekdum ek number😆
To Himself
Ajaz Bhaaai kya baat hai muchon ke saath bhi smart lag rahe ho..😆
I am a bad boy but good at heart😊
In Living area on tuesday epi.
Qahar Khan, Bhuchaal, Shehenshah aur Mafia aaj puri raat planning karenge task ki😆
During the chor-Police task at Sofia's dance
Ye kya ho raha hai police chowki ke bahar😆
During the Toy Factory Task
Pehle hathiyar banane ki factory mein kam karta tha, mere baal bache sab mujhe chodke chale gaye. Phir Gandhiji sapne mein aaye bole khilaune banane ki factory mein kam kar 🤣
Worker Anthony, Manager se ishq kamm ladaao, kaam jyada karo, kaam!!😆
From Live Feed
Kya bhai janta, hum bhi stand lete hain, cycle waala nahi, doosra waala stand 🤣
Azaan time & Gauhar saying to Ajaz: Duaa maang lo
Ajaz " Ya Allah, mujhe Bigg Boss ka winner bana do .. Khan Sahab aur Kamya ko runner up bana do, Aur Bhuchhal Singh ko bhi final tak pahuncha do 🤣
<font size="2">Mai toh Aloo baingan ki mayyat pe bhi na jaun kabhi...yaha toh in sab ne veg khila khila ke pura system hi kharab kar diya hai (due to farts)😆
Blackberry phone bole to Kaala Jamun😆
Apun Anna , 24 ghante chokanna😆
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</font>While imitating Vegetable vendors " aye lambi lambi muli le lo , laal laal tamatar le lo " 😆
Kushal said to him, you are wearing your pants way too high, lower them a bit. Ajaz's reply: mere ko ek designer ne kaha aisay hi pehna kar, teri dukaan bohot achi hai (meaning his backside)😆
Kamya: Konsa designer?
Ajaz: Rohit Bal. All in disbelief.
Ajaz: Haan sachi. Teri kasam Kamya.
Kamya: Tum meri kasam har waqt lete rehto ho😆
Andy made halwa azaz praises it, Andy said then don't nominate me
Aa kal feelings bhi SMS ke tarah ho gayi hai
ek SMS aya, SAD... doosra aya HAPPY,
teesra aye toh romantic...
Allah tala mujhe bhimobile bana do..
aaj kal ke duniya ko insaanose ziada mobile se hain.
Apun mobile rahe ga,toh sab piyaar kere ge...
par mujhe Apple walabanana..😆
& the most famous ones ..
bura mat manna😆
ek number😆
Do share more ...
</font>While imitating Vegetable vendors " aye lambi lambi muli le lo , laal laal tamatar le lo " 😆
Kushal said to him, you are wearing your pants way too high, lower them a bit. Ajaz's reply: mere ko ek designer ne kaha aisay hi pehna kar, teri dukaan bohot achi hai (meaning his backside)😆
Kamya: Konsa designer?
Ajaz: Rohit Bal. All in disbelief.
Ajaz: Haan sachi. Teri kasam Kamya.
Kamya: Tum meri kasam har waqt lete rehto ho😆
Andy made halwa azaz praises it, Andy said then don't nominate me
Azaz replied: kisi se lo to leehaz mat kerna kisi ko do to hisaab mat kerna😆
Bohot saal Ahemdabad mein raha wahin paida hua, phir wahan se bhaag gaya .. bhaagta raha aur bhaagte bhaagte Bigg Boss tak pohonch gaya .. ab apni story suna ke vote thodi lene hai agar voting hoti hai toh .. aur agar nahi hoti toh yeh apun ko end tak rakhege aur phir bakra bana denge apna .. lekin apne ko lagta hai ke apun last 5 tak toh rahega😆
Bohot saal Ahemdabad mein raha wahin paida hua, phir wahan se bhaag gaya .. bhaagta raha aur bhaagte bhaagte Bigg Boss tak pohonch gaya .. ab apni story suna ke vote thodi lene hai agar voting hoti hai toh .. aur agar nahi hoti toh yeh apun ko end tak rakhege aur phir bakra bana denge apna .. lekin apne ko lagta hai ke apun last 5 tak toh rahega😆
Aa kal feelings bhi SMS ke tarah ho gayi hai
ek SMS aya, SAD... doosra aya HAPPY,
teesra aye toh romantic...
Allah tala mujhe bhimobile bana do..
aaj kal ke duniya ko insaanose ziada mobile se hain.
Apun mobile rahe ga,toh sab piyaar kere ge...
par mujhe Apple walabanana..😆
& the most famous ones ..
bura mat manna😆
ek number😆
Do share more ...
