It was a once-in-a-pond entry of a once-was-a-dolphin man! Severely underdressed, he was so smoking hawwt that at first sight my retinas were burnt out and I decided to never risk my eyesight again!☺️ 😲 He was the great Mumbai ka Sultan better known as Mr. Mumbai-Is-Overcrowded-So-I-Live-In-The-Jungle-Pond.
The Father - Such sensibility, such protectiveness! Mr. I-Dont-Have-A-Fishing-Net-So-I-Use-My-Son 🤢 was the epitome of all fishermanly papas. Teaching his 5-year old handicapped son the usefulness of bait through first-hand experience 😳. Reminding Bhindipie to use his first name, lest the son inherit the father's forgetfulness and forget the father's name😕 🤣!
The Good Don - This was a man with a pure heart trapped in harsh circumstances 😭😭. So kindhearted was he that this Robin-Hood-Without-His-Merry-Band-Of-Men preferred to send his henchmen on extended holidays and get down and dirty all by himself☺️ . From kidnapping a woman to breaking a car's glasses, this man has done all the chindichori there is. Ab recession ke samay pe budget to sambhalna parega na! 🤣🤣🤣
The Middle Aged Teenager - Bhai was a young child trapped in a man's body. How charmingly he blushed at lectures from a beautiful woman younger than him by years ☺️☺️! How easily his musical lighter went out of the window, when a pretty woman walked through his door 😲! His wife was the angelic vegetable-seller who decided to set up her market in heaven. Touched by such holiness, how was his pure soul to know the pathos of human erotic louuu 😭😭! But Mr. I-Take-Louu-Lessons-From-A-Kid managed quite well by gaping at women drying their hair and snatching dupattas in holy places ' all made up for his retarded hormonal growth spurt 🥱☺️🤣.
The Saviour - Need I speak about his heroism😳! Mr. I-Use-Women-As-A-Protego-Charm has shown such bravery in times of peril😳 . So concerned was he about the people of the chawl, that he decided to become their unseen bodyguard😭! Of course it wasn't his fault if his enemies followed him there 😲. But never fear for Bhaiyaji is here 😳! The Golden-Hearted-Murderer struck again with necks that snapped like twigs 🤢. And he was in need of a sidekick, so he asked a woman to apply for the job by shooting his enemy. How was he to know that the girl was too innocent to pass his "deadly" interview?😳🤣
The Action Man - Bhai was a man of few words. His secret motto being I-Talk-Less-Because-I-Think-Even-Lesser 😕🤔😳. Here was a man who could make terrific plans, that had a knack of failing terrifically 🥱. He was a rapt listener to all your woes and problems and you could be sure that he would stand "beside" what you say because he was the-guy-who-never-"under"-stands-what-you-are-saying. 😕😲🤣
"YEH TUM KYA BOL RAHE HO? MUJHE KUCH SAMAJH MEIN NAHIN AA RAHA!"
The Paranormal Psychologist - As a divine being he had supernatural powers behind his blu-blu eyes that could cure even a 30 years long mental insanity 😉! Being an expert in psychology, he knew he had to take his mother to the home of the man, at whose name only she went hysterical 😡. His Look-Into-My-Blue-Eyes-Breed-Of-Hypnotism proved that a woman's dignity is tied to the surname of the man who deceived her 😡🤢!
The Guest for All Seasons - This was a man you could count on to turn up everywhere, Always-Uninvited-But-Never-Unexpected 😳! Be that in front of your car on the road, or on your marriage day, or a sacred puja day, or even out of the blue at your doorstep. The-Man-Who-Ghussofied-In-Your-Life-As-Unwanted-Rahukaal 🤢 should always be welcomed by breaking 5 coconuts on The-Face-Of-Prehistoric-Stone-Age 🤣, lest you want him to become a permanent fixture lurking in the corners of your home.
The Virtuous Friend of your Wife - This friend could creep into your bedroom and try to convince your bride to unwed you even before the wedding 😲! Manipulating the wife and playing peeping tom when the couple romanced were his rights as a good pal 😵. So selfless was his friendship, that he never thought about his own family before blackmailing the tortured wife to elope with him 😳😆. If the husband's love looked doubtful to him, he became The-Married-Woman's-Guide-To-Eternal-Loouu ☺️ 🐷🤪.
The Bad Don With Good Intentions - You should never make him angry lest he becomes The-Godfather-Who-Was-Actually-Don-Quixote 🤪🤣! He could bring a tornado into your life by methods that he himself hasn't discovered 😕. He was highly experienced in the arts of vandalizing property, forcing entry, blackmailing and manhandling because his minions were always on strike for a bigger payday 😉. You never messed with him because he was The-Man-Who-Is-Already-Messed-Up-In-The-Head! 🤪🤪
The Spokesperson of Natives - Bhai was the sole representative of native mating customs. He could teach you all the rules, starting from Attraction-At-First-Bite to Propositioning-At-First-Spit 😳☺️. He himself was a strict follower of the Too-Tightly-Fitted-Open-Chested-Visible-To-All-And-Sundry code of fashion 🤣. This Blue-Eyed-Paragon-Of-Virtue-Who-Saw-Only-Married-Women could teach you all the tricks of the trade!🤣🤢 Married women should also beware. Some customs tend to bring out the inner femininity of this metrosexual man. Apne pati ko apne pallu se baandh ke rakhiye, warna Bhai inpe bhi dore daal sakta hai! Tab yeh Tightly-Fitted-Sided-Button-Open-Cleaved-Pinky-Kurta avatar dharan karte hai!
The Platinum Patient - The man was also the doctor's pride and joy. Where else could a doctor find a case of selective amnesia, inferiority complex, attention deficit disorder, delusions, neurosis and psychosis all combined in one patient! Staying underwater for so long had certainly addled his brains! 🤣
The Ultimate Yoga Expert - Tired of all things, Bhai ultimately sought tranquility in his inner self 😳. All laws of physics and biology failed to bind him to the mortal realm. His art of slow meditation in thin air was so successful that Bhai was transported to the-ethereal-world-of-lechy-dolphins at the first try🤣. May he rule there as King-Of-All-Clunkdonia 😳🤣.
This was the epic saga of The-Pristine-Heart-Excavated-At-A-Coalmine. I miss you a lot Bhai and want to keep missing you 😭😭, so please stay in whichever immortal-pond-of-boredom you want 🥱🥱🤣🤣. You had so many roles to play but I wish you had played the role that suited you the best.😳😳I wish you had been The-"Dead"ly-Man-Who-Played-Dead-All-The-Time.
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Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Jodha Akbar
