How to embarrass yourself in front of your crush! - Page 55

Originally posted by: astonm

How I Met My Boyfriend: the embarrassing edition

(Monica, this is my embarrassing life story LOL)

first year of university I told my friends that I thought the smart hot brown guy at the front of the room was my soulmate. Like honestly, he was so perfect, he looked like Harman Baweja but taller & built. and on top of that he was a genius, I have a thing for smart guys! LOL.

So I am totally besharam and started sitting at the front and talking to him. we got along amazingly well and we flirted a lot. It started as random stuff in class and then he'd randomly find me around campus and we'd talk.

And then came embarrassing moment 1! So this one time he sitting with me in the food court once. All my guy friends decided to walk by and say hi to me or walk by the table over and over again because they knew i liked him. And apparently we were meant to be because his name was Rahul and I am Anjali. So I sat there hoping he didn't notice but he did. And then one of them started singing "Anjali and Rahul sitting in a tree..." I WAS MORTIFIED. Sometimes I question how my friends got into university...

So he smiled and brushed it off. Then came the most embarrassing moment of my life. The ketchup fiasco. We were still friends at that point and he was sitting beside me and I dropped ketchup on his crotch then proceeded to dab, swipe, frantically wipe it off until I realized where my hand actually was. And this was in the middle of a full cafeteria on a table with our friends.

So I thought I was crazy and probably in the friendzone but my friends were so sure that he liked me. I tend to stress out around exams and I hated chemistry with a passion but he was good at it so he was tutoring me once. And we were playing this game, every time I got a question right I'd get to ask him a question and if I didn't he did. So I decided to be a man-figuratively- and asked him if he wanted to go on a date with me and he said...YES! So I was on cloud nine and we went to Toronto because he had never seen the CN tower and wanted to do the edge walk. Lol, so we had a near to death experience on our first date. And according to my psych textbook doing scary things, like amusement parks, on dates increases attraction because your body mistakes the fear for attraction LOLLL.

And then when we went on our second date I ended up yelling "I won't have sex with you" to him in the middle of a restaurant because my friends were so sure that he was unresistable. I am angry at the ground for not swallowing me up. I even wished for the creepy waitress to kidnap me.

Then this one time he walked into my dorm which me and my two friends shared and I was in the middle of walking from the bathroom into my room. In my bra. I think my whole body was red, that's how embarrassed I was.

And then another time I fell asleep on the couch on movie night and apparently mumbled his name in my sleep like a hundred times.

But I guess he is crazy because he doesn't think I am a total doorknob and we've been going out for like half a year now. apparently all those embarrassing moments make me a very cute bumbling idiot!

SEE SOME EMBARRASSING STORIES HAVE A HAPPY ENDING!

How to embarrass yourself at dinner

YOU GUYS! A really embarrassing thing happened to me at dinner today and I am like freaking out so I thought I'd type it out to vent. My boyfriend took me to "Le Bernardin" for dinner. I usually hate high end dining and have since I was little, little kids in stuffy restaurants is BLAH. But for the first time I was actually looking forward to it since its one of the top three restaurants in New York and they have the coveted Michelin three stars! So I am on Skype with my mom and she is just as excited as me and insists I wear my white lace Chanel dress. And I am all excited because I look totally fabulous in it and I haven't worn it yet. I think you know where this is going.

We get to the restaurant and I am like a little kid in a candy store. Everything is perfect, the ambience, the music, the service and the food. The food was to die for. And then our server brings out the red wine, and every time i put my glass down our server tops it up. And now I should tell you that I have a very low alcohol tolerance. And I find EVERYTHING extremely funny when I am drunk. My boyfriend decides to be hilarious and points to a lady with a fruit bowl hat, like legit, the hat was at least 70cm tall and full of tropical fruits. And I laugh like its the funniest thing in the world. And I am one of those people that moves their hand around a lot when they laugh. And I hit the wine glass, with a lot of force apparently because it flies before it falls on the ground, spraying me and the lady on the next table over with red wine. And she of course shrieks and EVERYONE in the dining room is looking at us. So I just sink lower in my seat while my boyfriend is sitting there stunned. I was so embarrassed, I cannot believe that happened to me at THAT restaurant especially. Even the delicious Dark Chocolate Parfait didn't make it better.

And then I had to walk out of the restaurant with much dignity as I could, with a red stain right under my right boob. Idk if I am sadder about the incident or my dress. I wanted to cry. And then my boyfriend was extra sweet about it and it made me feel even worse because I ruined dinner and he put so much effort and money into it. LIKE WHY DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO ME? I was accident free for a total of 4 months :(

*cries while hiding out in my room*

Originally posted by: mochhug

OMG Your story is sooo cute. LMAO The title:How I Met My Boyfriend: the embarrassing edition

Well he was clearly smitten with you from Day 1. Otherwise I find it rare for a guy to find all this cute haha. But you're really lucky. Seriously your story is too adorable.

🤣THE KETCHUP!!!! OMG I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING! Sorry I know that must have been embarrassing, but trust me you have guts. I would've looked down awkwardly and run to the bathroom form the embarrassment.😆

Sigh. I really hope that happens to me. NOT the ketchup🤣But the whole seeing him and friends teasing, and both blushing. Gosh anyone would think I was stuck in high school. Haha. Sigh.

Seriously though, I wish some of your genius would rub off on me. Your seduction story was TOO GOOD!

I know, there is something wrong with him. I am just waiting to wake up one day and for him to be like "you are weird, it's over". See if you run away people know that you are affected by it, so you act cool and then find the first normal opportunity to get out of there!

Aw, I hope it happens for you too! LOL, my mind is still stuck in that phase ahahahaha. But girls mature faster than boys, so even with the high school brain you are as mature as a 24 year old guy!

LMAO, that was how Zoya would seduce Asad. Ahahahaha. But yeah, most of that stuff works LOLLL. Kay, now everyone is going to be like "this girl is a ho"

Originally posted by: astonm

How to embarrass yourself at dinner

YOU GUYS! A really embarrassing thing happened to me at dinner today and I am like freaking out so I thought I'd type it out to vent. My boyfriend took me to "Le Bernardin" for dinner. I usually hate high end dining and have since I was little, little kids in stuffy restaurants is BLAH. But for the first time I was actually looking forward to it since its one of the top three restaurants in New York and they have the coveted Michelin three stars! So I am on Skype with my mom and she is just as excited as me and insists I wear my white lace Chanel dress. And I am all excited because I look totally fabulous in it and I haven't worn it yet. I think you know where this is going.

We get to the restaurant and I am like a little kid in a candy store. Everything is perfect, the ambience, the music, the service and the food. The food was to die for. And then our server brings out the red wine, and every time i put my glass down our server tops it up. And now I should tell you that I have a very low alcohol tolerance. And I find EVERYTHING extremely funny when I am drunk. My boyfriend decides to be hilarious and points to a lady with a fruit bowl hat, like legit, the hat was at least 70cm tall and full of tropical fruits. And I laugh like its the funniest thing in the world. And I am one of those people that moves their hand around a lot when they laugh. And I hit the wine glass, with a lot of force apparently because it flies before it falls on the ground, spraying me and the lady on the next table over with red wine. And she of course shrieks and EVERYONE in the dining room is looking at us. So I just sink lower in my seat while my boyfriend is sitting there stunned. I was so embarrassed, I cannot believe that happened to me at THAT restaurant especially. Even the delicious Dark Chocolate Parfait didn't make it better.

And then I had to walk out of the restaurant with much dignity as I could, with a red stain right under my right boob. Idk if I am sadder about the incident or my dress. I wanted to cry. And then my boyfriend was extra sweet about it and it made me feel even worse because I ruined dinner and he put so much effort and money into it. LIKE WHY DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO ME? I was accident free for a total of 4 months :(

*cries while hiding out in my room*

🤗

There there sweeets. Nothing happened don't worry, I don't think you ruined it at all.
Stuff like this happens all the time, I think the 'white' dress warned you of the coming of this incident. As much as I want to laugh, totally feel your pain.

But Rahul was sweeet about it, if he was still smiling at the end of it all, you didn't ruin it at all beautiful. Smile now pleaaaseee? There is nothing to be upset about...

Kaay, do you want ice cream?

Originally posted by: astonm

How to embarrass yourself at dinner

YOU GUYS! A really embarrassing thing happened to me at dinner today and I am like freaking out so I thought I'd type it out to vent. My boyfriend took me to "Le Bernardin" for dinner. I usually hate high end dining and have since I was little, little kids in stuffy restaurants is BLAH. But for the first time I was actually looking forward to it since its one of the top three restaurants in New York and they have the coveted Michelin three stars! So I am on Skype with my mom and she is just as excited as me and insists I wear my white lace Chanel dress. And I am all excited because I look totally fabulous in it and I haven't worn it yet. I think you know where this is going.

We get to the restaurant and I am like a little kid in a candy store. Everything is perfect, the ambience, the music, the service and the food. The food was to die for. And then our server brings out the red wine, and every time i put my glass down our server tops it up. And now I should tell you that I have a very low alcohol tolerance. And I find EVERYTHING extremely funny when I am drunk. My boyfriend decides to be hilarious and points to a lady with a fruit bowl hat, like legit, the hat was at least 70cm tall and full of tropical fruits. And I laugh like its the funniest thing in the world. And I am one of those people that moves their hand around a lot when they laugh. And I hit the wine glass, with a lot of force apparently because it flies before it falls on the ground, spraying me and the lady on the next table over with red wine. And she of course shrieks and EVERYONE in the dining room is looking at us. So I just sink lower in my seat while my boyfriend is sitting there stunned. I was so embarrassed, I cannot believe that happened to me at THAT restaurant especially. Even the delicious Dark Chocolate Parfait didn't make it better.

And then I had to walk out of the restaurant with much dignity as I could, with a red stain right under my right boob. Idk if I am sadder about the incident or my dress. I wanted to cry. And then my boyfriend was extra sweet about it and it made me feel even worse because I ruined dinner and he put so much effort and money into it. LIKE WHY DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO ME? I was accident free for a total of 4 months :(

*cries while hiding out in my room*

@MrMrsAsyaKhan: I feel bad though. So I am hiding out in my room playing Minion Rush. I usually don't make such a big deal out of stuff like this but he planned it out and I ruined it. And then he knocks on the door and says "I am placing your tub of green tea ice cream outside the door" and leaves to pick up his sister. And I feel even worse for camping out in here -_- and it's okay you can laugh at my weirdness, I AM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. Meh meh mehhh. Btw, isn't it like 3 in the night (well morning) there! ARE YOU NOCTURNAL? :P

@mocchug: GASP! I am not the only one that's done that. I was six when that happened but I as trying to do that magic trick when the table cloth comes out and the stuff stays on. I was a curious kid.

Aw, I am thinking of little girl in a blue lengha! And I hate it when people say "you are so cute" when you cry. It's like "NOOO! How about I make you cry and call you cute?"

Okay guys, I feel a bit better. You two are the sweetest!
🤗 I am going to try to apologise and pout cutely when he returns and watch his sister cry when she sees my dress.

Originally posted by: astonm

@mocchug: GASP! I am not the only one that's done that. I was six when that happened but I as trying to do that magic trick when the table cloth comes out and the stuff stays on. I was a curious kid.

Aw, I am thinking of little girl in a blue lengha! And I hate it when people say "you are so cute" when you cry. It's like "NOOO! How about I make you cry and call you cute?"

Okay guys, I feel a bit better. You two are the sweetest!
🤗 I am going to try to apologise and pout cutely when he returns and watch his sister cry when she sees my dress.

Originally posted by: astonm

@MrMrsAsyaKhan: I feel bad though. So I am hiding out in my room playing Minion Rush. I usually don't make such a big deal out of stuff like this but he planned it out and I ruined it. And then he knocks on the door and says "I am placing your tub of green tea ice cream outside the door" and leaves to pick up his sister. And I feel even worse for camping out in here -_- and it's okay you can laugh at my weirdness, I AM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. Meh meh mehhh. Btw, isn't it like 3 in the night (well morning) there! ARE YOU NOCTURNAL? :P

Originally posted by: astonm

How to embarrass yourself at dinner

YOU GUYS! A really embarrassing thing happened to me at dinner today and I am like freaking out so I thought I'd type it out to vent. My boyfriend took me to "Le Bernardin" for dinner. I usually hate high end dining and have since I was little, little kids in stuffy restaurants is BLAH. But for the first time I was actually looking forward to it since its one of the top three restaurants in New York and they have the coveted Michelin three stars! So I am on Skype with my mom and she is just as excited as me and insists I wear my white lace Chanel dress. And I am all excited because I look totally fabulous in it and I haven't worn it yet. I think you know where this is going.

We get to the restaurant and I am like a little kid in a candy store. Everything is perfect, the ambience, the music, the service and the food. The food was to die for. And then our server brings out the red wine, and every time i put my glass down our server tops it up. And now I should tell you that I have a very low alcohol tolerance. And I find EVERYTHING extremely funny when I am drunk. My boyfriend decides to be hilarious and points to a lady with a fruit bowl hat, like legit, the hat was at least 70cm tall and full of tropical fruits. And I laugh like its the funniest thing in the world. And I am one of those people that moves their hand around a lot when they laugh. And I hit the wine glass, with a lot of force apparently because it flies before it falls on the ground, spraying me and the lady on the next table over with red wine. And she of course shrieks and EVERYONE in the dining room is looking at us. So I just sink lower in my seat while my boyfriend is sitting there stunned. I was so embarrassed, I cannot believe that happened to me at THAT restaurant especially. Even the delicious Dark Chocolate Parfait didn't make it better.

And then I had to walk out of the restaurant with much dignity as I could, with a red stain right under my right boob. Idk if I am sadder about the incident or my dress. I wanted to cry. And then my boyfriend was extra sweet about it and it made me feel even worse because I ruined dinner and he put so much effort and money into it. LIKE WHY DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO ME? I was accident free for a total of 4 months :(

*cries while hiding out in my room*

Originally posted by: astonm

OMG! I have done that before! Apparently if they hug really tight they feel boobs. I am onto all those guys that hug girls really tight now, me no likes. I also asked this hot guy why guys were so fascinated with a girls' ass! I HAVE NO FILTER SOMETIMES. I was so embarrassed after. :|