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Monica

@mochhug

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Posted: 12 years ago

#531

Originally posted by: -Jazzy-
This was before I knew Spanish well enough.

After an insignificant embarassing moment, I walked into Spanish class wanting to see my bestie. As soon as I saw her I yelled "OMG I'M SO EMBARAZADA".

My teacher looked at my face, then at my stomach. "I didn't expect that".

Embarazada means pregnant in Spanish. There was a cute native speaker in class too.

🤣 🤣

I wish i had been there. God how I miss Spanish.

Edited by mochhug - 12 years ago

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Monica

@mochhug

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Posted: 12 years ago

#532

This is actually something my mom did before she fully spoke Spanish like a native.

She went to a funeral, and was giving ber condolences, or sympathies as some say it.

She went up to the family of the deceased and said, "Soy simpatica," in the sweetest tone ever.

Simpatica means likeable. What she actually meant was "soy simpatetica."

*facepalm*

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Sanaa

@Sanaa629

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Posted: 12 years ago

#533

Originally posted by: -Jazzy-

During a school dance for a fundraiser, I was part of the committee that organized it. This girl was literally bent ninety degrees behind a pillar with this guy. I remember telling them "To get a room". And then I looked pointedly at the guy who was trying to zip his fly, and told him "And some sheets too".

LOL!! Wow.. I wish I could have told my classmates that.. Difference was.. They were already in a room.. I remember something else that was really really embarrassing for me. Take my advice people and don't hang around drunk people when you're not.. Not that I drink.. Haven't had one at all. But you get the point. My best friend had a crush on me for the longest time and I knew.. But I only took him a s a friend. Anyway.. I go to this party at night.. And he drives me.. His drunk brother and a couple other drunk guys to his house at night. What does his brother say??

Bro.. I really love your choice. Sanaa is a great girl! I think you've made a brilliant choice. I like her as my Bhabhi!

And I and my best friend we're the only sober ones in the car!! I remember sitting in front and not even being able to meet his or anyone's eyes it was that cringeworthy! And I never even had feelings for my best friend!! It was probably more embarrassing for him.. Coz all he said was

Yes bro. Hmm.. Okay bro.

And I was just sitting there.. Red in the face. I was just seventeen and I'd already been picked as a Bhabhi!!! Honestly.. Finally when we got to his house.. The drunk guys sort of stumbled out of the car and left me and him alone.. He was so embarrassed he apologised like ten times for everything!!! Loll

Edited by Sanaa629 - 12 years ago

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MrMrsAsyaKhan

@MrMrsAsyaKhan

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Posted: 12 years ago

#534

Originally posted by: mochhug

OMG I've done that. But at least you only burped. I visited a town a little south of BURP. *facepalm*

Seriously, GROUND, WHY HAVEN'T YOU SWALLOWED ME YET?

Lmfaooo! Yes, I've farted and then tried covering it up by making noises with my mouth. Nearly got away with it until the smell caught up with their noses. KILL MOI!

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Monica

@mochhug

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Posted: 12 years ago

#535

Originally posted by: MrMrsAsyaKhan

Lmfaooo! Yes, I've farted and then tried covering it up by making noises with my mouth. Nearly got away with it until the smell caught up with their noses. KILL MOI!

Hahah awww poor Mojo! I did that once but managed to successfully pin on someone else LMAO. I'm so mean. But it was in music class, and because life love embarrassing me, it happened as soon as the music STOPPED. I wanted to go crawl into a hole.

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MrMrsAsyaKhan

@MrMrsAsyaKhan

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Posted: 12 years ago

#536

Originally posted by: mochhug

Hahah awww poor Mojo! I did that once but managed to successfully pin on someone else LMAO. I'm so mean. But it was in music class, and because life love embarrassing me, it happened as soon as the music STOPPED. I wanted to go crawl into a hole.

Embarassed isn't even the word, i'm not the sort of person that turns red but I was burning hot! OMG! Kill meee puhleaaaseee! And you meanie, cannot believe you did that. How though? How? Hahahahaha! When the music stopped, I feel for you lovely. I feel for you, is that hole big enough for two?

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Monica

@mochhug

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Posted: 12 years ago

#537

Originally posted by: MrMrsAsyaKhan

Embarassed isn't even the word, i'm not the sort of person that turns red but I was burning hot! OMG! Kill meee puhleaaaseee! And you meanie, cannot believe you did that. How though? How? Hahahahaha! When the music stopped, I feel for you lovely. I feel for you, is that hole big enough for two?

LOL I have no idea. This was in 6th grade haha. So all remember is that I got off scott free. 😆

Haha indeed it is come join me 🤣

I can't believe I did it either. One of my less proud moments as a teen 😆