What Sanjay B. Jumani & Navin Bajaj Should do!

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-victoRiya-

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Posted: 12 years ago

#41

I am guessing the B in sanjay B jumani's name stands for his father's name.It seems to have helped too...did anyone even know sanjay B jumani without the B?😉

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-Cruiser-

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Posted: 12 years ago

#42

Originally posted by: bhartiya
I am guessing the B in sanjay B jumani's name stands for his father's name.It seems to have helped too...did anyone even know sanjay B jumani without the B?😉

I guess he was in a Sales career...read somewhere! Self confessed failure!

But in India, Baba giri is the most lucrative dhandha. So he made the right choice and has turned a millionannaire adding numbers and doing goli-baaji of add one more E or replace E with I!😊

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throughmysenses

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Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#43

ROTFL Stuff,liked the way u explained the Horror in the Horo of these two Ass-troll-ogers.👏👏👏

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MissChievous

@MissChievous

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Posted: 12 years ago

#44

DUDE! You're too good! How are you sooo creative???😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

This post is howlarious! OMG! Jumani indeed looks like a shaitan. Maybe next season he could be the next haiwaan??🤣

AWESOME post!👏

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-victoRiya-

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Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

#45

Originally posted by: -Cruiser-

I guess he was in a Sales career...read somewhere! Self confessed failure!

But in India, Baba giri is the most lucrative dhandha. So he made the right choice and has turned a millionannaire adding numbers and doing goli-baaji of add one more E or replace E with I!😊

yeah...he hit a jackpot with his plan B😆

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-Cruiser-

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Posted: 12 years ago

#46

Originally posted by: PoornimaOberoi

It is a very humorous piece. Congrats for that 👏 Loved reading it. But I must say that many of my friends have actually benefitted from Navin Bajaj's advice and they told me he didn't even take any payment for it. So I can tell you that Navin is not a money minded guy at all, he has helped many without taking any money. From what I know he is also a Creative person. I found this video of Navin Bajaj chatting with none other than Katrina Kaif on youtube! And he introduced himself as an actor, writer and astrologer. He actually sang a song for Katrina in Part 2! See

Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ53jRCk9k8
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKU5MVtKbcc

Another video of Navin Bajaj http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIW2xSci4iw he looks like a cool dude to me😳

I have great respect for astrology. Personally know an astrologer who can more or less accurately tell all that happened in past and give a very good insight into future but he does it with a proper horoscope (with accurate time of birth, place of birth so that time zone within specified longitudes and latitudes is defined) and on top a clear palm impression.

Not this bull shit that X is born in April so an Aries and so his chances are blah blah!

In my tweet exchange with Naveen, he admitted he did not even have DOB of Sapna, forget time, place and confessed he was guessing. That makes him no better than any IF member here!

I hope you understand that a person born on January 01, 1980 at 9 AM in the morning in Montreal would have a radically different horoscope from another person, who is born on same date and year but at 9 AM in Delhi!

Numani is sheer bakwaas. He talks total nonsense!

If 10 people come to me with their problems and I tell all 10 of them to change spellings of their names, the psychological strength they will gain from the 'solution' will help 3-4 of them to overcome their challenges and they will attribute reason of their success to not their efforts but the spell change! They will advertise me all around sending in 100 more fools! 6-7 whose problems will not get solved will come again to me, and I will advise them like Jumani to change color of their shirts and trousers...and the cycle goes on. Even those disillusioned with me will find another Jumani, Numani, Beimaani...such is the level of foolishness in India!

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791198

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Posted: 12 years ago

#47

Pandit Cruiser what do you predict will happen to me in the next 5 minutes? Should I add one more "e" to my name?😆😆

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-Cruiser-

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Posted: 12 years ago

#48

Originally posted by: Dexterkilaila
Pandit Cruiser what do you predict will happen to me in the next 5 minutes? Should I add one more "e" to my name?😆😆

Name change would really do wonders to you!😛

MajnookiLaila would result in a radical transformation that would:

1. Take back to your earlier attention span levels where you could read 2 page long posts and dissect every line patiently and still crave for more!👏

2. Colors wouldn;t be a problem...infact more colorful the post, more the little girl in you that used to shriek with a kilkaari on sight of a rainbow, would re-surface!👍🏼

😆

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791198

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Posted: 12 years ago

#49

Originally posted by: -Cruiser-

Name change would really do wonders to you!😛

MajnookiLaila would result in a radical transformation that would:

1. Take back to your earlier attention span levels where you could read 2 page long posts and dissect every line patiently and still crave for more!👏

2. Colors wouldn;t be a problem...infact more colorful the post, more the little girl in you that used to shriek with a kilkaari on sight of a rainbow, would re-surface!👍🏼

😆

Cheeky as ever! 😆Love your response. 🤣