funny shayri & jokes - Page 72

1 larki bus stop pe Naqaab men kharri the

1 Aadmi bike pe aya or kaha

Chalo gi kia?

Larki bOli:

papa main hon..!

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Originally posted by: ..MissBindaas..

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Edited by --devil-mind-- - 11 years ago

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

dekha sis main ne Ap ko phir hasa diya😉🤣modd theek karo apna😈🤣

dekhte hain thik hota hai ki nahi 😆 

Car Se kabooter Takra K Behosh Ho Gya

Admi kabooter Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Krdia:

Originally posted by: ..MissBindaas..

dekhte hain thik hota hai ki nahi 😆 

Rustam Apni Dadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge na?
Aap/papa/mom/ behan aur main

Dadi: Nahi jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge

Rustam: Phir Behan ki Shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na

Dadi Pyaar se: Nahi jab tumhara Beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 hojayege

Rustam: Phir jab tum marr jao gi to hum phir 5 hojayege

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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" 😆

Wo to sham main tmhari ammi ne bataya
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Aj tmhari pitai hoi hai
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Mre mobil k sare button theek hain

Sorry 2 distrb u:-)

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MAA : Beta kya kar rahe ho..?

BETA : Parh rha hu Maa..

MAA : Excelent ! Kya parh raha hai meri Jaan …?

BETA : apni Jaanu k messages.;-)
Ammi Jaan:-)

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