funny shayri & jokes - Page 71

Zindagi me 1 Baat Hamesha Yaad rakhna!!

Cream wale Biscuits me Cream hoti hai

Lekin

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Tiger Biscuits me Tiger nahi hota!!;-)

hahahaha🤣🤣🤣

Wife or Husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha..

"Shehzadi"
5 rupe de dey andha hoon.

Husband:
De do,
Tumhen Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga..??

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In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.. 😆

1 orat Bachy Sy:
So ja 'DIPLOMA' So ja.

Prosan:
ap isy 'Diploma' kyu Kehti ho?

Orat:
Meri Beti krachi univrsty men Diploma Lany Gai Thi or 'Ye' Le Kr Aa gai..🤪🤣🤣

Yr yeh parh lena important hai.
Exam mein pakka pucha jaye Ga.
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1. Name
2. R0ll n0.
3. Date
4. Subject

Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
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Both r turning d book's pages without reading. 😆

A student flips a coin and thinks…

Head- i will go to sleep

Tail-i will watch a movie

Stand-i will listen music

Do u know what is
friendship?
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khud ko zor se thappar
lagao.dard mujhe hoga.
yakeen nai hota na toh
Try-Kar lo..:-) 😆 😆

Latest from Nursery Schools:

A-Apple
B-Bluetooth
C-Chat
D-Download
E-Email
F-Facebook
G-Google
H-HP
I-Iphone
J-Java
K-Kingston
L-Laptop
M-Messenger
N-Nero
O-Orkut
P-Picasa
Q-Quicktime
R-Ram
S-Server
T-Touch screen
U-USB
V-Vista
W-Wifi
X-XP
Y-Youtube
Z-Zorpia.

Shukar hy A 4 Apple hi hai.

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Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

Latest from Nursery Schools:

A-Apple
B-Bluetooth
C-Chat
D-Download
E-Email
F-Facebook
G-Google
H-HP
I-Iphone
J-Java
K-Kingston
L-Laptop
M-Messenger
N-Nero
O-Orkut
P-Picasa
Q-Quicktime
R-Ram
S-Server
T-Touch screen
U-USB
V-Vista
W-Wifi
X-XP
Y-Youtube
Z-Zorpia.

Shukar hy A 4 Apple hi hai.

🤣🤣

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