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Posted: 11 years ago
school vs college

school; pencil, rubber, sharpner, scale
college; ek ballpen woh bh friends se cheena huwa

school; claas mein enter hone se pehle; ma'am may i come in?
collge; bina baithe hi mbl kan se laga k class se bahar

school; bag mein har subject ki books
clg; yaar ek papaer toh phar ki de

school; class test mein start
clg; full moon hi nasseb hota he yaar

school; listen i like her
clg; sambhal ke dekh bhabhi hai teri 

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husband; hypnotize karna kya hota hai
wife; kisi ko apne qaabu mei kar ke apn marzi ke kam karwana
husband; chal jhooti usse toh shaadi kehte hai

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a japanese came to india
he took an auto to the airport 
on the way a honda overtake
japanese; honda made in japan ...very fast
next a toyota overtakes
japanese; toyota made in japan ...very fast
airport came he asked how much
dokara; rs.8000
japanese; why so expensive
dokara; meter made in india...very fast

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height of coolness:
2 guys coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands
1st guy; which paper was it
2nd guys; i think maths
1st guy; (surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy; no i saw a girl sitting beside me using a calculator

they also make these kind of jokes πŸ€” 🀣
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Posted: 11 years ago
twinkle twinkle little star

you should know what you are

and once you know what you are

mental hospital is not so far

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Posted: 11 years ago
all girls' poem:

husband mera aisa ho

bank mein jiske paisa ho

lambi jiski height ho

gusse ka woh light ho

jab saas se  meri fight ho

to kahe jaanu bas tum hi right ho

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If there are any iditos in the room will they plz stand up said hte sarcastic teacher. 
after a long silinece, one freshman rose to his feet.
 now hten mister, why do you consider yourself an idot? inquired the teacher with a sneer,
 well actually i don't. said the student 
but i hate to see u standing up there all by yourself

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Keenal

all girls' poem:


husband mera aisa ho

bank mein jiske paisa ho

lambi jiski height ho

gusse ka woh light ho

jab saas se  meri fight ho

to kahe jaanu bas tum hi right ho

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

Pretending to think hard when your teacher is looking at you.


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Super correct 🀣🀣🀣
best defence lolπŸ‘ πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy


maan lo 🀣 at least apko khushi milegi 🀣🀣


wo milni hai he hai 101% sach hai☺️🀣.🀣🀣