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Posted: 11 years ago
ab meri bari jokes post karne ki🤣🤣
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Cop: I'm sorry sir…your wife has been involved in a car crash and we would like you to accompany us so you can identify the body.
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Drunk Husband: I'm a bit busy right now. Can't you take a photo and tag me on facebook? If it's her, I will click the "like" button


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Girl. . Girl. . Girl. . . What is GIRL???
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Lets know
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G.. Goli dene mein sabse aage!
I.. Innocent sirf shakal se!
R.. Rone ki automatic machine!
L.. Ladai mein sabki Maa!

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hahahahahahaha🤣🤣i knw yahan sab girls hain to cool rehna ye read kar ke🤣🤣
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Unknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?

It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!

Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?

It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:(
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question

Yes,it's me, your dad.We'll have a long talk this weekend!



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Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?
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Scientific Studies Have Proved That
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"SHOPPING"
Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,
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"PAYING The "BILLS" Does


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Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
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Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :
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Unkn0wn call

Boy :
DO u hv a boyfriend?
Girl :
yes! Who r u?
Boy :
tera bhai. Ruk ja ghar ata h0on teri dhulai karne!

AN0THER UNKNWN CAL AGAIN.:

Boy :
do u hav a boyfriend?
Girl :
oh no no! Who r u?
Boy :
i m ur bf. Cheater u br0ke my heart!
Girl :
oh darling s0ry, i th0ught u r my br0ther.

Boy :
Haha
Tera bhai he hun Aj to bus ghar ane ki dair hai…tuu dekh.



DAD wala funny tha ya bhai wala🤣🤣

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Log Kehte Hain

Agar Achhe Logon Ko Yaad Kiya Jaye To Waqt Bhi Acha Guzrta Hai..

SO…

;"MISS ME";
;"EVERY TIME";
*._.*:-*._.*"


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"Us"se Pyar Kr K Meri Qismat Hi Jaag Gai.

Itne Love Letter Post Kiye Usko.

K Wo POSTMAN K Sath Hi Bhaag Gayi.


me lut gya Yaar.🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣

Edited by --devil-mind-- - 11 years ago
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Gham-e-judai mein buhat se jaam piye honge

'GHALIB'

Per daal chawal k sath

DEW

na pia to phr kia jiya..!

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