Posted:
Dear IPKKNDians i just join today..so it's not essential to say that i'm new.
here is my 1st post.i'm not good enough to make fun but what's wrong with trying! So inspired 4m Shyam i make this cv. hope u guys like it
Profile:
Full name: Shyam Creepwa Jha
Nick/pet name:snake (Nagini)
Father's name: Voldemort Hitlar Jha
Mother's name: Ghosheti Shila Munni Jha
Spouse : Rani Foojali (Fool+Anjali) Jha
Experience:
Successfully completed:
1.Impress Anjali with his charm
2.He succeed to get married with Anjali
3.Impress Buaji with his charm
4.Tried to kill Babuji and successfully make him paralyzed
5. Engagement with Khushi
etc. (end of thinking capacity)
6. Successfully signed the will paper
7. Kidnap Arnav
Failure:
1. Tried to kill Anjali with electric shock (Physics practical)
2.Tried to kill Anjali with Scorpion (Zoology practical)
3.Tried to kill Anjali with ether C2H5OC2H5(Chemistry practical)
4.Tried to Marry Khushi (Culture & subjective well being practical)
5.Tried to convince Khushi with useless logic (Law practice management
practical)
6. Tried to Kill Anjali with brake less car (Mechanical practical)
7. Tried to take Arnav's property ( MBA preparing test )
Pending:
1. Tried to Manipulate the situation against Khushi ( Law practice management
practical)
Education:
High School: Black Magic Institute
Under graduation : Pervert & Psycho pathetic Institute of Technology
Post graduation : Lie & Law University
Thesis : How to irritate people
M Phil : How to be a comedian at the same time of being villain
PhD : My name is snake & i'm a psycho
Skills:
1. punctuality
2. spying
3. never give up
Hobby:
1.Trying to kill people
Books:
1. 101 ways to kill your wife
2. Never give up in a critical situation
Awards:
1. Several times IPKKNDians "best threat of the week"
Referrals:
1. Lalit Mohan
2. International psychiatric clinic
Note- Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all...so Shyam will never quit...
