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Orin Rehnuma

@honeyhoney

Beginner

Posted: 13 years ago

Dear IPKKNDians i just join today..so it's not essential to say that i'm new.

here is my 1st post.i'm not good enough to make fun but what's wrong with trying! So inspired 4m Shyam i make this cv. hope u guys like it

Profile:

Full name: Shyam Creepwa Jha

Nick/pet name:snake (Nagini)

Father's name: Voldemort Hitlar Jha

Mother's name: Ghosheti Shila Munni Jha

Spouse : Rani Foojali (Fool+Anjali) Jha

Experience:

Successfully completed:

1.Impress Anjali with his charm

2.He succeed to get married with Anjali

3.Impress Buaji with his charm

4.Tried to kill Babuji and successfully make him paralyzed

5. Engagement with Khushi

etc. (end of thinking capacity)

6. Successfully signed the will paper

7. Kidnap Arnav

Failure:

1. Tried to kill Anjali with electric shock (Physics practical)

2.Tried to kill Anjali with Scorpion (Zoology practical)

3.Tried to kill Anjali with ether C₂H₅OC₂H_{5(Chemistry practical)}

_{4.Tried to Marry Khushi (Culture & subjective well being}_practical)

_{5.Tried to convince Khushi with useless logic (Law practice management}

_practical)

6. Tried to Kill Anjali with brake less car (Mechanical practical)

7. Tried to take Arnav's property ( MBA preparing test )

_Pending:

_{1. Tried to Manipulate the situation against Khushi (}Law practice management

_practical)

_Education:

_{High School: Black Magic Institute}

_{Under graduation : Pervert & Psycho pathetic Institute of Technology}

_{Post graduation : Lie & Law University}

_{Thesis : How to irritate people}

_{M Phil : How to be a comedian at the same time of being villain}

_{PhD : My name is snake & i'm a psycho}

_Skills:

_{1. punctuality}

_2.spying

3. never give up

Hobby:

1.Trying to kill people

Books:

1. 101 ways to kill your wife

2. Never give up in a critical situation

Awards:

1. Several times IPKKNDians "best threat of the week"

Referrals:

1. Lalit Mohan

2. International psychiatric clinic

Note- Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all...so Shyam will never quit...

Edited by honeyhoney - 13 years ago

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CrazyAbtTV18

@CrazyAbtTV18

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Posted: 13 years ago

lol...🤣🤣🤣🤣

that was too good.👏 loved all those 'praticals' u mentioned..

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Varsha

@LucyLindaDew

Voyager

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

Welcome to the forum! And terrific post, by the way!!!! I'm impressed with your 1st post!!!! Loved your post!!!!! Let love win over evil!!!

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sri7

@sri7

Voyager

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Posted: 13 years ago

good one yaar...i loved it...and laughed too...keep doing...love u

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Prathima

@prathikri

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

Welcome to the forum ... 😛

PhD : My name is snake & i'm a psycho - 😆😆😆
So true like SRK keeps saying my name is khan & i am not a terrorist throughout the movie this fellow will does the same every day. 😡

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phatbunny

@RamanIshita

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Posted: 13 years ago

Res

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What makes Shyam interestingly stupid is that he has been focusing on the wrong person for the past 2 weeks. Instead of trying to "convince" Khushi (yeah..as IF that will happen), he has been spending all his time trying to kill anjali. Like how does that even get you anywhere you retard. 😆 You will be left playing your stupid chaals on anjali while Arnav or NK steal away Khushi (which Arnav already did😳).

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Orin Rehnuma

@honeyhoney

Beginner

Posted: 13 years ago

wow! it's amazing! seems like hit entry😳 in forum. thanks guys.😊

east or west IPKKND is the best😃

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BSRaizada

@BSRaizada

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: .Sonya.
Res
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What makes Shyam interestingly stupid is that he has been focusing on the wrong person for the past 2 weeks. Instead of trying to "convince" Khushi (yeah..as IF that will happen), he has been spending all his time trying to kill anjali. Like how does that even get you anywhere you retard. 😆 You will be left playing your stupid chaals on anjali while Arnav or NK steal away Khushi (which Arnav already did😳).

as Snake is fool , his ideas are also like that ,foolish!! no brains!!!

i really dont understand from where did he got the idea if Poojali is dead , his khushiji will get married to the snake!!

(ASR ki property ko haath lagana manaa hai))