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HEYLOOOO WORLD...ahem Geet forum 😆 How are you awl? 🤗
Yes it is I, DA FAZ AND DA BRIJ 😉
THE MOST INNOCENT SHAREEF PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET 
THE MOST INNOCENT SHAREEF PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET 
JHAPPIZ TAY PAPPIZ TO AWL 😳
Those who are reading this for the first time Im Faz and here's my version of todays Geet episode 😆 I used to do loads of bumping topics before and they all sucked just like this one 🤣
Stupid laptop, I lost my last intro to the BT and now I have to do a new one 😡😆
Anyways, im back only for today, yes sadly my education still comes first, I did intend on doing the BT yesterday but taking my 5 hour nap (your probably think its not a nap but believe me it was, i sleep like a horse 😆 wait how do horses sleep? 🤣) Okay thats not IMP, I got late and couldnt do much, I did have alot to say...mostly in the perverted way, *Joey ishtyle* HOW YOU DOIN'?🤣 Yes i still havent changed 😆
🤣 Yes i still havent changed 😆Im not having a great day thanks to my laptop keys jammng 😡 but hey we gotta get things straight...by that I dont mean Manisha-Maan-Adi's dostana 🤣 but *scary music* THE PHAMILY MATTERS 😆
Dear Jesus, they introduced another nautanki from the khurana clan😕😆 Hello Earth to GHSP team in outter cloudy space somewhere (that doesnt make sense) 😆 What happened to Pammi dukhi aatma mummy ji of Dev 😕 and Kamya the villager, the sister? 🤣 you know its true, i used to enjoy taking mick outta the way she talked VILLAGER VILLAGER i used to shout at ma screen 😆 Mind you I wanted them back when the Dev track was finally revealed but NOOOO they ruined the whole damn thing 😡and yes im keeping a grudge against them 😆
I think its a conspiracy *I have been reading conspiracy theories lately*😆 Im sure they have a Khurana sibling popping machine somewhere, they let it loose on us unsuspecting INNOCENT fans at an unexpected time...AND OUT POPS ANOTHER KHURANA KHADAAN KA CHIRAG or in Dev's case kaali dhokaybaaz billi who must not be named 🤣 We still have too look forward to Vicky's entry 😆
Oh I heard an ARJUN is enterting....YES YES im reaching my *desi accent* PHAME🤣 i FORGOT to say that Im also known as Arjun 😃 now all we need is a Karan in the show and TA DA...*starts singing: yeh bandhan tohhhhhhhh...pyar ka bandhan haiii...janoom ka sangam hai* Music halts...oh right 😆 This is Karan Arjun the movie 🤣 Damn I miss my twin Asma, who btw is not gonna return... COW 😆
😆 This is Karan Arjun the movie 🤣 Damn I miss my twin Asma, who btw is not gonna return... COW 😆I did say I wouldnt do another BT because i found Geet boring 🤔 changed my mind today 😆 anyway getting back to the tapic 😆 lets get on the bump...
*Cue in superman music...DA BRIJ in red chaddis and a talwar* 🤣🤣
Sorry sorry my random lame jokes still exist and NO i wont stop 😆
my random lame jokes still exist and NO i wont stop 😆*blonde moment* SHOPPPINGGGGGG *jumps up and down excitedly*😆
Oh wait there was no shopping 🤣 Just Dadi and Geet having a cute moment 😉 *starts singing: Kabhi saas bhi bahu thi* I duno how this song fits here but I found it appropriate 🤣 Geet thinks that Maan won't find out HER being alone...THINKS is the key word here 😆 either Kurri is stupid or im plain thick....I go with number 1 🤣 WHAT? dont you gimie them eyes...😆 I pride myself upon my *ANGELIC MUSIC...harp plays* WISE GENE 😆 And besides in the Fazeet (Faz-Geet) relation, at least one person needs to have some brains without being stupid *desi accent* PHOR EGGJAMPLE: Geet 🤣 remember people I swing both ways...keeps the playing field INTERESTING 😉😉😉🤣 Just to confirm everyone's suspicions, YES IM GOING TO HELL 😆😆 Again Geet-Dadi have that very cute moment, YAY dadi is back, I lubs her again 😆 I wont hate on her....not until she does something absurd again 😃😆
Office is the place where you recycle clothes...🤣
I gotta ask...i cant stop myself, why exactly are the 3 CHIPKUS from the paintfactory still wearing their old uniform? *scratches head* 😕 What happened to formal office wear? Unless the Geet Team has run outta clothes for them 😆 I think they should do the EKTAMAI magic and recycle...save the planet 😆 Though im sure ektamai has done more damage to our brains than anything else 🤣 SEX BOMB Munda *AHEM AHEM😉* is talking Gibberish about some pillars 😆 FALTOO AADMI, wasting precious time, if I was there he wouldnt be talking about pillars thats for sure 😉 *Fazaan (Faz-Maan) moments* We'd be busy in...ACTIVITIES 😳 not for the faint hearted 🤣 Gotta exercise 🤣🤣 Do aerobics, flex them Muscles Maan has 😉☺️ WHOA WHOA NO UNDER 16s are allowed to read this...I have many underlying meaningS related to that last sentence 🤣 Hell just opened its gates to me 🤣 Im wondering how Adi has so much control over himself when Maan's around 😆 I would rip them clothes off him in seconds...t..a..b..l...e....l...ovin...g☺️👏😆 *starts singing: MAAA DA LAADLA BIGAD GAYA....MUNDA SADDA...* Faz concentrate on the *desi accent* TAPIC 🤣 I'm missing Manadi now Manisha is in the picture i guess its become a FULL CIRCLE OF LIFE 🤣 Been watching Lion King 🤣 Oooo that reminds me, Munda Maan can be my lion any time 😉 I'd love to tame him RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR ☺️☢️$ TICK TICK BOOM, TAKE ME TO YOUR BEDROOM *Faz wacks herself* 😆
😳 not for the faint hearted 🤣 Gotta exercise 🤣🤣 Do aerobics, flex them Muscles Maan has 😉☺️ WHOA WHOA NO UNDER 16s are allowed to read this...I have many underlying meaningS related to that last sentence 🤣 Hell just opened its gates to me 🤣 Im wondering how Adi has so much control over himself when Maan's around 😆 I would rip them clothes off him in seconds...t..a..b..l...e....l...ovin...g☺️👏😆 *starts singing: MAAA DA LAADLA BIGAD GAYA....MUNDA SADDA...* Faz concentrate on the *desi accent* TAPIC 🤣 I'm missing Manadi now Manisha is in the picture i guess its become a FULL CIRCLE OF LIFE 🤣 Been watching Lion King 🤣 Oooo that reminds me, Munda Maan can be my lion any time 😉 I'd love to tame him RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR ☺️☢️$ TICK TICK BOOM, TAKE ME TO YOUR BEDROOM *Faz wacks herself* 😆Woman Empowerment...now thats my kinda topic 😆
This is for defaming Annie - Ash said stick it anywhere 😆
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsNDVOcNLuo&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]
So comes out the feminist in me 😆 but first I feel evil and to let out my *desi accent* FUSTRATIONS, I shall defame the *desi accent* PHAMOUS Annie...complex ki mari...bechari...OEYEEEE that rhymes 🤣 So Geet-Annie (what is she a gori?..oh wait I have no room to talk...my nick is Faz ...or DA FAZ 😆) *starts singing: Everybody put yo hands up...hypocritical Faz in da house...ayyyy...ohhh* 😆 Im defaming myself right now 🤣😳 Right Nikunj...UUGGHHH what were they thinking bringing her in? 🤢 They took my favourite BHEEGAY NAIN out for this? 😲 Thats blasphamous...I use that all the time in the wrong context 🤣 *DA BRIJ FED EXS A TALWAR TO THE GEET TEAM* 🤣 First of all, they need to stop with the baby popping machine popping out fully grown new khuranas 🤣 ...DAYUM I want that machine, i could make soo much money, I could even print out 2/3 copies of Maan😉 and keep them alll TO MYSELF 🤣 Faz doesnt share Maan *licks lips* 😳...NEITHER DOES DA BRIJ 🤣 You know I wouldnt bother printing more Deva's since billis arent loyal (one of my kittens ran away...PROOF 🤣) and because no one in their right minds would buy Dev, unless they were highly drunk or drugged or were named Meera or had bheegay Nain like Naintara (she obviously couldn't see what she was marrying, her blurred vision made it impossible hence the Devtara marriage 🤣) Weird eyes woman comes out of nowhere to interview 😆 And instead makes GeetNie fight 😆 DHISHUM DHISHUM BOOM KAPAO KABLAMO...no all this didnt happen 🤣 Instead Kurri gives her big speech about women and their roots or something 😕 But she was right, dont forget what you are and where your from in hopes of achieving sucess 😉 Annie is annoyed...biatch 😆 DA BRIJ wants to make her LICK DA TALWAR and also Geet since she is stealing DA MAAN from DA BRIJ 😡😡😆 Even Annie had a point, always running after the same words isn't the way to achieve success but DEAR GOD girl, I poked my eyes out because your acting was so boring and made me want to drink LAVA 😆 Jee nahi says Geet *Go Geet its yo birthday* 😆 Geet hits her back...not literally but I wish a cat fight had taken place *MEOWWWWWWWWWW* 🤣 Geet was right though, hard work and determination can take you a long way but I wonder what Annie meant by her words 😆 KAMINI what do you mean? 😡 The tart I wouldnt be surprised if she meant what i think she meant when she meant what anyone would mean except for Geet 🤣 Im old fashioned...kinda 😆 and I took offence by her words 😡 *TALWAR TIME* DA BRIJ is going to make her LICK DA TALWAR....sprinkle a bit of poison on top...EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT 🤣 Seriously what happened to respecting other peoples opinions? 😕 Why are educated, modern people in indian dramas as shown as snotty little tarts 🐷🤣 Anyway moving on from this crappy scene...,it was pretty much crap dont watch 🤣 oh wait *desi accent* PHIGHTTTTT between GeetNie 🤣 No seriously it didnt happen, im losing it Oh wait I wanted to biatch slap Annie...she deserves...enwavi faltoo aurat, saddi Geet naal inni zaida batameezi? *Kieron kher ishtyle* NAHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 😆
🤣 First of all, they need to stop with the baby popping machine popping out fully grown new khuranas 🤣 ...DAYUM I want that machine, i could make soo much money, I could even print out 2/3 copies of Maan😉 and keep them alll TO MYSELF 🤣 Faz doesnt share Maan *licks lips* 😳...NEITHER DOES DA BRIJ 🤣 You know I wouldnt bother printing more Deva's since billis arent loyal (one of my kittens ran away...PROOF 🤣) and because no one in their right minds would buy Dev, unless they were highly drunk or drugged or were named Meera or had bheegay Nain like Naintara (she obviously couldn't see what she was marrying, her blurred vision made it impossible hence the Devtara marriage 🤣) Weird eyes woman comes out of nowhere to interview 😆 And instead makes GeetNie fight 😆 DHISHUM DHISHUM BOOM KAPAO KABLAMO...no all this didnt happen 🤣 Instead Kurri gives her big speech about women and their roots or something 😕 But she was right, dont forget what you are and where your from in hopes of achieving sucess 😉 Annie is annoyed...biatch 😆 DA BRIJ wants to make her LICK DA TALWAR and also Geet since she is stealing DA MAAN from DA BRIJ 😡😡😆 Even Annie had a point, always running after the same words isn't the way to achieve success but DEAR GOD girl, I poked my eyes out because your acting was so boring and made me want to drink LAVA 😆 Jee nahi says Geet *Go Geet its yo birthday* 😆 Geet hits her back...not literally but I wish a cat fight had taken place *MEOWWWWWWWWWW* 🤣 Geet was right though, hard work and determination can take you a long way but I wonder what Annie meant by her words 😆 KAMINI what do you mean? 😡 The tart I wouldnt be surprised if she meant what i think she meant when she meant what anyone would mean except for Geet 🤣 Im old fashioned...kinda 😆 and I took offence by her words 😡 *TALWAR TIME* DA BRIJ is going to make her LICK DA TALWAR....sprinkle a bit of poison on top...EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT 🤣 Seriously what happened to respecting other peoples opinions? 😕 Why are educated, modern people in indian dramas as shown as snotty little tarts 🐷🤣 Anyway moving on from this crappy scene...,it was pretty much crap dont watch 🤣 oh wait *desi accent* PHIGHTTTTT between GeetNie 🤣 No seriously it didnt happen, im losing it Oh wait I wanted to biatch slap Annie...she deserves...enwavi faltoo aurat, saddi Geet naal inni zaida batameezi? *Kieron kher ishtyle* NAHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 😆 Office, Sexy Maan, Missed Calls, Sexy Maan's Arms, Silent Presentation, Maan looking sexcier, Drama of the sister, Maan brings Sexy back (plagirism 🤣) GeetNie fight again, Maan is beyond Sexy, I killed myself due to boredom, Maan is HAWT, Where is Jo Frost the Nanny when you need her to control tantrum throwing toddlers like Annie, Maan is smiling (HAIN?) Todays episode becomes completely faltoo, Maan wagera wagera (plagirism i hate love stories 🤣) Dadi/Annie's plans....OH MY GOD *FAZ TRIES to strangle herself* 🤣🤢🤢😡😡 OH LORD menu chak lay 🤣
As you can probably tell by the title, this is how I felt about these faltoo scenes 🤢 Seriously where is Kurri's phar phar wali zubaan? 😆 Couldnt she put Annie in her place, I cant believe Annie told Geet to learn manners? 😲 Hun tak kamini 😆 *Faz snaps fingers* OH NO YOU DIDN'T *rolls up sleves...takes out DA TALWAR to do DA DAMAGE* 🤣 Gosh shes such a snotty cow, I wanna kick her ass ☯️😆 But I guess with money comes the license to be A COMPLETE AND UTTER TANTRUM THROWING COW WHO NEED TO BE TAUGHT MANNNERS BY BEING SENT TO THE NAUGHTY STEP 🤣 Im being so random right now since I lost interest and all I wanna do is box...using Annie as ma punching bag 😈 It was such a drag today, yesterdays episode was good 😳 Annie doesnt like Kurri Geet and Munda Maan tells her not to make her mind up about not liking the bhabi, about time someone around the khuranas started using their brains 😆 *FAZ RIPS OUT HER LOVELY LONG HAIR* 😡 Isnt the brother sister relationship annoying? 😆 She calls Maan Bhaiii...wait what happen to "BRO?" 😆 I swear its been awful today, I have missed out soo much since my eyes were tryna kill themselves 😆 and my ears wanted to explode 😆 and Im missing BHEEGAY NAIN 😭 AND DEVTARA TORTURE 🤣 *Faz wipes tear from eyes* Ah the golden days when I used to enjoy that 😆 Annie-Maan reach home *bangs head on wall* blah blah happens...Geet comes.....SHOCK HORROR GASP *ektamai ishtyle* TUM? says Annie...that's BHABHI JAAN to you dear, Maan ki Geet 😳 UFF ALLAH that reminds me no MG romance today but hey all im waiting for is their wedding night 😉🤣 Thats when I get to see if my training with Maan and Geet paid off or not 😉😆 Oh jee Sadda couple Maneet bohat hot shot haiga 😉 OYEEEE HOYEEEE I seriously cant wait till the Suhaag Raat ☺️ DAYUM I been waiting since the day Geet takkar maroed Maan 😆 and Maan saved her from drowning 😍 AHHH sweet love 😳 yes I know im a complete XRATED cow who mostly thinks about XXXRATED stuff 😆 Now you might think how does she know this? Well lets just say im *desi accent* WALL INFARMED 🤣 (well informed 🤣) i swear if they had a subject called XXXRated, i'd be top of the class aceing that stuff, A* baby 😉 Oh right back to the episode IM COMPLETELY SHAREEF BTW 😃😆😆 I swear I will commit many murders if Annie tries to be a kanta beteen MG's wedding night I mean errr☺️ their love and marriage 😆😉 I didnt like the last look she gave Geet....KAMINI saddi aankh tuada utay he haigi....😆 OH BTW no more OUTHOUSE ADVENTURES for me 😭 *starts singing: DIL KE ARMAAN ANSOON MEIN BEH GAYE...*😭😭 Chalo koi gal nai, I can make do with office table lovin' 😉 Fazeet and Fazaan together THREESOME 🤣🤣 *Faz shut the hell up...* Im NOT sorry...I have no *desi accent* CONTROL atm...actually all day never 🤣🤣 In HELL the first seat is booked for me🤣 moving on..
Now you might think how does she know this? Well lets just say im *desi accent* WALL INFARMED 🤣 (well informed 🤣) i swear if they had a subject called XXXRated, i'd be top of the class aceing that stuff, A* baby 😉 Oh right back to the episode IM COMPLETELY SHAREEF BTW 😃😆😆 I swear I will commit many murders if Annie tries to be a kanta beteen MG's wedding night I mean errr☺️ their love and marriage 😆😉 I didnt like the last look she gave Geet....KAMINI saddi aankh tuada utay he haigi....😆 OH BTW no more OUTHOUSE ADVENTURES for me 😭 *starts singing: DIL KE ARMAAN ANSOON MEIN BEH GAYE...*😭😭 Chalo koi gal nai, I can make do with office table lovin' 😉 Fazeet and Fazaan together THREESOME 🤣🤣 *Faz shut the hell up...* Im NOT sorry...I have no *desi accent* CONTROL atm...actually all day never 🤣🤣 In HELL the first seat is booked for me🤣 moving on..DEVAAAAAAAAAA....I have never been so happy to see him 🤣🤢 That's a lie...I REPEAT A LIE 😆
Well he's defo better than Complex ki Mari Annie 🤣 But even Dev the billi who must not be named has limitations 🤣 HOYEEEE the Deera story is still going on....i still dont like them...IM MISSING DEVTARA TORTURE 😭 BRING BHEEGAY NAIN BACK 😆 Oh no wait, Meera is torturing Dev....YES YES DEERA TORTURE 🤣 Kaali Dhokaybaaz Billi who must not be named in short KDBWMNBN 🤣 is apologising to Meerapid 😆He's right every relation hes had hes given them nothing but pain....or a sperm...but lets not talk about that 😆 I did mention before Billi gets frisky with everthing that moves 🤣🤣 SHUT UP FAZ 😆🤢 OMG he feeds her so many lies and Meerapid (Meera + Stupid) believes them 🤣🤣 I swear this show is awesome...we get to see all kinds of stupidity that we would never encounter in real life 😆 WHY WOULD ANYONE BELIEVE THE KDBWMNBN MACHINE? 🤣 Oh wait i spoke too soon, Meera drops a wise bomb on Billis ass 😆 GO MEERA its yo bday we gonna party like its yo birthday 😆 *angelic music* HAAAAAAALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH 🤣 I never expected such wise info from Meera seriously 😛 but the episode ending on I HAVE ONE EXPRESSION WHICH I USE ALL THE TIME AND BORE THE AUDIENCE TILL THEY JUMP OFF A CLIFF's face made my day worse 🤣🤣 Abhinav, man I do like you but DEAR GOD work on your acting! Any Devtards out there...DO NOT TAKE OFFENCE...I dont like Deva 😆
New no entry sucked 😆 Thats her name from now on *desi accent* NO ENTRY 🤣 *starts singing: NOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOO EN TREE* 😆MG were okay considering they hardly had any scenes but im glad since GC and DD both need to rest and getting MG scenes or 10 hugs in one episode ruins the whole flavour of the episode, spacing it out is a great approach. Dadi was good too I guess, if they wanna run parallel tracks then the office staff needs to be used more, by that I mean my stuttering machine Adi 😳 Samosa Pinky 😆 Gay Manisha 🤣 and Romeo romeo where art thou? 😳😆 i guess the music is getting better, I gotta hand it to the CVs for being wise (FOR THE FIRST TIME) 😆 and showing parallel tracks since the episodes started airing 6 days a week...something im not happy about since its too much workload for GurTi but oh well....
Star of the show - Maan's mobile phone, I have the same one 😆
Action of the day - My dream sequence about Fazeet and Fazaan😉 🤣
🤣Comedy goes to - The uniforms 😕😆
Expressions today - DevBilli who must not be TAMED OR NAMED🤣
Annoying persona - ANNIEEEE 😡
Precap
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sURA2sTsWEc&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL[/YOUTUBE]
Wait what am I hearing? Annie says her and Geet think completely opposite to each other....she's talking as if she's getting married to Geet...OH WAIT DAMNIT, she's a lesbo 🤣 Maan's got *desi accent* COMPATITION from his own sister 🤣 just like DA BRIJ he has competition with Geet 🤣 HAILAAAAA I love this....this is defo a BOLD DRAMA with so many dostanas and swinging every which way 🤣 There's only one straight couple 🤣 BriMaan 🤣🤣🤣😉
I miss them HP old days when DA BRIJ and Maan used to meet in the fields...Brij on his tractor with DA TALWAR in one hand singing tujhe dekha toh ye jana sanam...whilst Maan in slow motion runs towards Brij with love in his eyes...oh wait this is my BriMaan FANTASY 🤣🤣 I wish we could have a scene like this now 😭😆 I know everyone is a bigger BriMaan fan than a Maneet one so shut up and lets petition 🤣
Oh btw with Arjun entering, we'll have to endure ArjNie torture *FAZ KILLS HERSELF* 🤢 but parallel tracks are needed 😡 *curses under her breath*
So here it is people, the most boring and pointless bumping tapic ever 🤣 I hope you enjoyed this crap 😆 My defaming of Annie will get better today was not my day
ERMM Press the LIKE button if you HATE/DISLIKE/DETEST/WANT TO KILL/RUN OVER WITH A TRACTOR/ MURDER ANNIE 😃😆
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