Meera: hai dev ur really going to divorce NT
DEV: Meera... i am trying my best to get rid of her, but she... she is stuck to me like a leech, and her brain... her brain is way too smart for me... works in ways that i cant comprehend
Meera: Dev you also na don't know what all you do...you should have given her one tight slap
Dev: Meera... you only had told me to stay away from her... which is why i didnt touch her *big halo* 
Meera: ok that's fine ..but think how will we stop NT...she will definitely scheming now
Dev: Why dont we go to Hoshiarpur...? I have a terrific strike rate and track record 
over there... also my mind is the smartest and the most devious whenever we're there...
So what do you say to a good ol' romp, loads of...er....'fun' and evidence!!
Meera: Dev!!! For the first time you have... so what are you doing here... lets go to HP
Dev: Err... Meera...? 
There is only one teeeeeny-weeeeny problem... the minute Geet's family sees me, they will be after me with a talwar...
*completely nonchalently* I mean i am not really scared of them, but we need to get evidence right... against myself, which is oh-so-difficult to get!! 
What should we do then...?
Meera: Dev you also na don't get scared...nobody can do anything to you... but there is one condition... u will not hold only hands like ur bro Maan
Dev: Oh Meera... i feel sooo safe with you!!... Wait a minute...? WHAT? BRO ONLY HOLDS HANDS WITH YOU!!!!
I KNEW IT... I JUST KNEW IT! BRO WOULDNT LET ME OFF SO EASILY COZ OF GEET... NOW HE IS GETTING BACK AT ME THROUGH YOU MEERA 
Meera: Dev??? You also na I was talking about geet and maan...maan has not done anything yet...you will do something atleast with me na
Dev: Phewww! Meera you scared me.... btw you dont need to worry... my bro is a COMPLETE VB... QUITE unlike me... i am the experienced pro, if you want you can ask NT or Geet
Bro takes 5 months to tie a dori, I dont even let the opportunity of half a night go waste
Meera: Dev by taking Geet's name you spoilt my whole mood'it is such a good time...but why are you spoiling it by bringing your past affairs here
Now are you going to do something or should I become Meerabai
Dev: Arrey! Why are you getting angry... i was simply trying to impress you with my credentials and track record...
And anyway, it is in Meera's destiny to love a God (Dev) who will be...er....enjoying quite a few 'gopis'... This doesnt mean that i dont like you
Meera: there is no need for credentials....i was hooked to you in college itself but you were the one who ran behind NT ...Dev why are you talking so much
And don't you dare talk about other girls....even if you look at them...you don't know what I will do....NT has made you a washer man's dog ....but I will hand you over to the deeians then who will protect you
Dev: Fine.. .fine! if you insist... as it is, i never use my pea-sized brain... i simply follow any orders given to me and other people's leads!
Meera: Now, there is no need... I'm leaving... you have spoilt my mood... you just know to love on charity... I'm going to Jay
Dev: You misunderstand me... (who said only Maaneet went through that)... i dont love on charity... i love expensive and priceless things too ... and i JUST love a good lay!! And i love a good ol' slap! 
Meera: Oh ok if that's the case why don't you go slap NT's expensive and made-up head... I'm going to America..anyways Jay is much faster than you... he hugged me even before being introduced
Dev: Arrey! I have already booked the hotel in HP and had prepared my little disguise so that Brij veerji doesnt hunt me down...! There is still time... come with me... and i will give you the most awesome 'lessons'
Meera: Who will stay in that stupid Hotel... I'm going to catch my flight *running away*
Dev: Good thing i saved NT... now i have a back-up... i will make use of the HP hotel and prep with her itself!!
This Meera na... a li'l bit of a 'dhakkan'... constantly needs chocolate to...er... revive her... i need someone with more stamina... Good riddance!! Ha! i am free... yet again!!
And Meera... you need to know... nobody leaves Dev... Dev leaves people!! Hahahaha!!
Guys we are changing Dev's interpretation in english version to give Deej some relief
mein geet aur maan ki baat kar rahi hoon...maan ne abhi thak kuch nahi kiya hai 
