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Guys this time Deej and me (simz) tried to create the romantic story for another upcoming pair in the serial...but it turned into a comedy one (same way as its potrayed in the serial )🤣
so here it is
ONCE UPON A TIME ....DEVEERA
Meera: Hai dev ur really going to divorce NT 😊 Meera: acha woh theek hai...par ab yeh socho ke NT ko hum rokhegein kaise...uske dimag mein koi n koi chall chal rahi hogi
DEV: Meera... main toh koshish kar raha hoon... par uske dimaag mein kya chal raha hai.. woh toh woh hi jaane!!
Meera: Dev tum bhi na patha nahi kya kya karthe rahethe ho...ek lagana that uske gal peh
Dev: Meera.. tumhi ne toh kaha tha ki main usse door rahoon... toh maine usko chooa tak nahi!!
Dev: Kyon na hum Hoshiarpur chalein... wahaan par mera strike rate kaafi accha hai aur mera dimaag bhi kaafi tez chalne lagta hai... masti ki masti aur saboot ka saboot??
Meera: Dev!!! tumne pehli baar kuch akaalwali baat ki hain...ab yahan kar kya rahe ho chalo HP nahin chalana hai kya??? 😆
Dev: Bas ek chhoti si problem hai Meera... mujhe dekhte hi Geet ke gharwaale mere peeche talwar leke pahuch jaayenge... waise toh main darta nahi (😉), lekin phir saboot lana mein problem hogi... socho ab hum kya kar sakte hain?
Meera: Dev tum bhi na daro maat mein hoon na...koi tumhein kuch nahin karega ya kahega...par ek sharat hai...tum apne bhai Maan ki tarah sirf mere haathe pakad the nahi rahjayoge na
Dev: 😲😲😲😲... KYA? BRO SIRF TUMHARA HAATH PAKAD KE CHALTE HAIN...???
MUJHE PATA THA, PATA THA KI BRO AISE HI MUJHE NAHI CHHODENGE, GEET KE LIYE MUJHSE BADLA LENE KE LIYE AB TUMHARA ISTEMAAL KAR RAHE HAIN...???? 😡😡
Meera: Dev??? tum bhi na mein geet aur maan ki baat kar rahi hoon...maan ne abhi thak kuch nahi kiya hai 😳 tum toh mere saath kuch toh karaoge na 😉
Dev: Meera tumne toh mujhe dara hi diya tha...
Dont worry... mera bhai is sab mein ekdum VB hai 😉😉... main toh ek experienced khiladi hoon... agar agar yakeen na ho toh NT, Geet se poochh lo...
Bhale hi ek raat ka sawaal ho, main koi bhi opportunity haath se jaane nahi deta!! 😉😉
Meera: Dev tumne geet ka naam leke pura mood hi kharab kar diya 😡...itna aacha waqt hai par tumne apne past affairs ka naame leke kyun kharab kar rahe ho 😆
ab mein meera bai banoon ya tum kuch kar rahe ho 😳😆
Dev: Meera gussa kyon ho rahi ho... main toh sirf apne credentials se tumhe impress karne ki koshish kar raha tha... tum bhi na...
And anyway, Meera ki toh destiny hi yehi hai, ki woh aise Dev (GOd) se pyar kare jo khoob gopiyon ke saath...er.... masti kare...
Iska matlab ye thodi na ki main tumhe like nahi karta😆😆
Meera: credentials ki koi zarurat nahin hain ...mein toh college mein hee patt gayee😳 thi par tum toh uss NT ke peeche bhaag rahe the😡 ...Dev tum....itni sari baatein kyun kar rahe ho😉
aur dusre gopiyon ki baat toh dur unke taraf dekha toh mein kya kathi hoon dekhna...NT ne tumhe dhobi ka kutha banaya hain...par mein tumhein deedians ke hawale kar doongi 
phir unse tumhe kaun bachayega 😆
phir unse tumhe kaun bachayega 😆Dev: Theek hai, theek hai... tum itna insist kar hi rahi ho... waise bhi main apna dimaag toh kabhi use bhi nahi karta... mujhe jo bhi kucch bolta hai main usi ki sun leta hoon
mujhe jo bhi kucch bolta hai main usi ki sun leta hoon Meera: ab koi zarurath nahi hai mein chali...tumne pura mood hee bigad diya..tum sirf mufth ki rotiyan todhna janatein ho mein toh chali Jay ke paas😉
mein toh chali Jay ke paas😉Dev: Galat faimi hai tumhe... main muft ka kucch bhi nahi todta... main toh sirf expensive aur priceless cheezein todta hoon...
Aur mujhe roti ke ilawa... aur bhi cheezein todni aati hai 😉😉
Meera: acha toh jaake NT ka seer todho woh sabse expensive hai tumhare kiye ...mein toh chali Jay ke paas..ammrikka...waise bhi woh tumse fast hain hum mile bhi nahi the aur ussne mujhe hug kiya 😉
Dev: Arrey! maine toh HP ke liye hotel bhi book kar liya tha aur apne liye ek badhiya sa disguise bhi taaki Brij mujhe na dekh le.... abhi bhi time hai... mere saath chalo... main tumhe bahut acche 'lessons' doonga!
Meera: Usse HP ke stupid hotell mein....nahin............. mein toh pehli flight pakad ke ja rahee hoon wapas *running away*
Dev: Accha hi hua maine NT ko bacha liya... ab main uske saath apni saari taiyari ka faayeda uthaaoonga!! 😆😆Ye meera toh waise bhi dhakkan type thi... baar baar shakti chahiye hoti ise... mujhe toh koi stamina waali chahiye!!
Good riddance! Main azaad hooon!!!
*Dev keeps dreaming on*
End.... as usual dev is left alone with no one neither NT nor Meera
English Subtitles
Meera: hai dev ur really going to divorce NT
DEV: Meera... i am trying my best to get rid of her, but she... she is stuck to me like a leech, and her brain... her brain is way too smart for me... works in ways that i cant comprehend
Meera: Dev you also na don't know what all you do...you should have given her one tight slap
Dev: Meera... you only had told me to stay away from her... which is why i didnt touch her *big halo* 😳
Meera: ok that's fine ..but think how will we stop NT...she will definitely scheming now
Dev: Why dont we go to Hoshiarpur...? I have a terrific strike rate and track record 😎😎 over there... also my mind is the smartest and the most devious whenever we're there...
So what do you say to a good ol' romp, loads of...er....'fun' and evidence!!
Meera: Dev!!! For the first time you have... so what are you doing here... lets go to HP
Dev: Err... Meera...? There is only one teeeeeny-weeeeny problem... the minute Geet's family sees me, they will be after me with a talwar...
*completely nonchalently* I mean i am not really scared of them, but we need to get evidence right... against myself, which is oh-so-difficult to get!! 😆😆
What should we do then...?
Meera: Dev you also na don't get scared...nobody can do anything to you... but there is one condition... u will not hold only hands like ur bro Maan
Dev: Oh Meera... i feel sooo safe with you!!... Wait a minute...? WHAT? BRO ONLY HOLDS HANDS WITH YOU!!!!
I KNEW IT... I JUST KNEW IT! BRO WOULDNT LET ME OFF SO EASILY COZ OF GEET... NOW HE IS GETTING BACK AT ME THROUGH YOU MEERA 😡😡😡
Meera: Dev??? You also na I was talking about geet and maan...maan has not done anything yet...you will do something atleast with me na
Dev: Phewww! Meera you scared me.... btw you dont need to worry... my bro is a COMPLETE VB... QUITE unlike me... i am the experienced pro😎😎😎, if you want you can ask NT or Geet
Bro takes 5 months to tie a dori, I dont even let the opportunity of half a night go waste😎😎😎😎
Meera: Dev by taking Geet's name you spoilt my whole mood'it is such a good time...but why are you spoiling it by bringing your past affairs here
Now are you going to do something or should I become Meerabai
Dev: Arrey! Why are you getting angry... i was simply trying to impress you with my credentials and track record...
And anyway, it is in Meera's destiny to love a God (Dev) who will be...er....enjoying quite a few 'gopis'... This doesnt mean that i dont like you
Meera: there is no need for credentials....i was hooked to you in college itself but you were the one who ran behind NT ...Dev why are you talking so much
And don't you dare talk about other girls....even if you look at them...you don't know what I will do....NT has made you a washer man's dog ....but I will hand you over to the deeians then who will protect you
Dev: Fine.. .fine! if you insist... as it is, i never use my pea-sized brain... i simply follow any orders given to me and other people's leads!
Meera: Now, there is no need... I'm leaving... you have spoilt my mood... you just know to love on charity... I'm going to Jay
Dev: You misunderstand me... (who said only Maaneet went through that)... i dont love on charity... i love expensive and priceless things too 😎😎... and i JUST love a good lay!! And i love a good ol' slap! 😉😉
Meera: Oh ok if that's the case why don't you go slap NT's expensive and made-up head... I'm going to America..anyways Jay is much faster than you... he hugged me even before being introduced
Dev: Arrey! I have already booked the hotel in HP and had prepared my little disguise so that Brij veerji doesnt hunt me down...! There is still time... come with me... and i will give you the most awesome 'lessons' 😎😎
Meera: Who will stay in that stupid Hotel... I'm going to catch my flight *running away*
Dev: Good thing i saved NT... now i have a back-up... i will make use of the HP hotel and prep with her itself!! 😎
This Meera na... a li'l bit of a 'dhakkan'... constantly needs chocolate to...er... revive her... i need someone with more stamina... Good riddance!! Ha! i am free... yet again!!
And Meera... you need to know... nobody leaves Dev... Dev leaves people!! Hahahaha!!
Guys we are changing Dev's interpretation in english version to give Deej some relief 😆
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah
Tum Se Tum Tak
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