Part 13
Geet walks out of the office to the parking lot where her scooty ws parked...she begins her self talking...
Geet: achcha hua geet ki tu jaldi wahan se nikal aayi varna uss maan khurana ke chakkar main tera aaj post mortem hojata...himmat toh dekho unki meri dhanno ko scooty kehrahe the...aur vapas mujhse shart ki baat karrahe the...uff...par aaj ek bohot achchi baat hui...jamkar pitai kardi unki...wah geet...wah...!...proud of u...!yeh kaam sirf tu karsakti thi...aur koi nahin...maan sir ki pitai..haahaaa!...waise woh wahi deserve karte he...mujhe pareshan karenge...geet ko...unki aakal thikane ke liye yeh zaroori tha...lekin dhanno ki beizzati ka badla toh mein kal lungi...par filhaal ghar jaake so jati hoon kyunki jabse maan sir ki assisitant bani hoon tabse neend toh mujhse koso door bhagti he...par aaj aisa nahin hoga...jaldi jaati hoon varna pata nahin peeche se aake bolenge geet...mujhe tumse kaam he...
Geet tries to make her scooty start wen unfortunately her scooty dsnt start...she treis again and again but it dsnt wrk...she gets irritated...
Geet: arey dhanno...ab tujhe kya hua...start hoja...kya hua tujhe...?...tabiat theek nahin he kya...?...kya hua..? bukhar hua kya...?...dekh dhanno...meri pyari dhanno...aisa mat kar...please...arey hojana start...kya tu bhi...tu bhi maan sir ke jaise hogayi.ziddi...jaise woh meri koi baat nahin sunte he waise tu bhi...tu bhi Babaji ki tarah maan singh khurana camp zindabad hogayi...yeh sab maan sir ke kali zaban ke waje se hua he...kya kaha tha unhone...haan..tumhari dhanno ko kuch nahin hoga...huhhh...hogaya na...dhanno ki tabiat khrap..arey nahin nahin lagta hai maan sir ne dhanno ko scooty bulaya toh isse iski beizzati se bura laga aur isiliye woh chalna band hogayi...dekh dhanno..tu tension mat le main teri geet tujhe gale lagaungi toh tu bilkul theek hojaegi...
Geet hugs dhanno tightly jus wen maan cums down to go bk home...he is gng toward his car wen he sees geet hugging dhanno...
maan in his mind says...
Maan: yeh ladki sach me pagal hogayi he...ajeeb kisam ki harkate karrahi he...waise yeh toh hai hi ajeeb...uff...iss ladki ka najane kya hoga...aisi ulti seedhi harkate yehi karsakti he...
Maan goes near geet while she is busy in hugging and adoring dhanno...
Geet: meri dhanno..meri pyari dhanno...meri baat sunle...apne geet ki baat sunle...please...arey chalu kyun nahin hoti tu...???
Maan: geet...geet...
Geet is turning her back to maan...maan taps her shoulder constantly wen she dsnt respond...
Maan: geet ...geet...
Geet: uff ho...kaun he...jo mujhe aur dhanno ko iss private moment main disturb karraha he...
Maan: peeche murogi toh dikhayi dega na...
geet turns and to her surprise she sees maan...in her mind she says...
Geet: lo batao...yeh yahan bhi pahuchgaye mera peecha karte karte...hey Babaji inko kiss mitti se banaya he apne...itna kaam karvake bhi inka ji nahin bhara...aagaye mujhe pareshan karne yahan pe bhi...uff..jallad kahinke...
arey sir aap yahan...phir se koi kaam nikal aaya kya ya phir mujhse phir se koi galati hogayi he...
Maan: nahin koi kaam nahin he...par geet tm iss waqt yahan kya karrahi ho...?
Geet: haahhaa...achcha sawwal he...main na sir yahan pe akeli kabaddi khelrahi hoon...
Maan: kyaaa...??
Geet: sir..aap bhi kaise ajeeb kisam ke sawaal puchte he...obviously main ghar jarrahi hoon...par aap yahan kya karrahe he?
Maan: shayad tum bhulrahi ho ki tum mere pehle nikli thi jaldi ghar jane ke liye...toh tum yahan iss waqt kya krrahi ho...?..tumhe toh ab tak ghar chale jana chahiye tha...
Geet: haan..jana toh chahiye tha par meri phooti kismat he na...aaj kal meri kismat har jagah puncture hojati he...kya karoon...
Maan: kyaa.??...uff..tum kabhi seedhe sawwal ka seedha jawab kyun nahin deti ho geet...
Geet: achcha..main tedha jawaab derahi ho..aap sawwal hi aisa karte he...?...mujhse poochrahehe...
Maan: geet...main yeh kehraha hoon ki tumhe ab tak ghar chale jana chahiye tha...tum itni raat gaye yahan kya karrahi ho...aur khud se baatein kyun karrahi thi tum aur tumhari iss dhanno ko kyun gale lagarahi thi...??...log kya kehte geet...tumhe pagal samjhte geet...
Geet: arey dekhte toh dekhte...geet ko in sab baaton se koi farq nahin parta he...aur waise bhi main apni dhanno ko isiliye gale lagarahi thi kyunki uski tabitat achanak se khrap hogayi he toh main use comfort karrahi thi sir...aur waise bhi mujhe yahan dekhta kaun..yahan koi nahin he...aur haan jab do ladkiyan baat karrahi ho toh ek ladke ko beech mein nahin bolna chaiye...yeh do saheliyon ke beech ka pyar he jo aapke samajh se bahar he...uski waje se main ghar nahin jaa parahi hoon aur isliye main yahan pe khadi hoon...aur kuch poochna he aapko...??
Maan: kya? geet woh kaise bolsakti he aur kya kaha...dhanno ki tabiat kharap he...?...
Geet: haan sir..yeh chalu nahin horahi he...mera matlab he start nahin horahi he...
Maan: uff..toh yeh batao na...itna ghuma phirake kyun bolrahi ho...seedha seedha nahin bolsakti tum...ruko main check kardeta hoon..
Geet: koi zaroorat nahin he...aap hi ne kaha tha ki aaap meri madat nahin karenge toh a kyun karrahe he aap...??
Maan: kyunki upar kisi ne kaha tha use kisi ki madat ki zaroorat nahin he...
Geet: haan toh...phir zaroorat nahin he na..toh aap kyun karrahe ho madat...maine toh aapse nahin manga tha ...
maan in his mind...
Maan: baat toh sahi he...issne toh madat mangi nahin thi toh phir main bevaquf ki tarah iski kyun madat karraha hoon...
dekho geet...woh kya he ki woh...main...main...
Geet: bakre ki tarah main main kya karrahe he...age bhi toh boliye...kyun karrahe he madat...????
Maan: woh...woh main isiliye tumhari madat karraha tha kyunki...haan...haan woh itni raat gayekoi bhi agar aise musibat me hotatoh main madat karta...toh isilye insaaniyat ke naate...main woh...madat...
Geet: huhhh...yeh main kya sunrahi hoon...insaaniyat ke naate madat...?...hey Babaji yeh shabd sunne se pehle mere kaan band kyun nahi hogaye...aur sir aap toh khud hi insaan nahin he toh aapko insaaniyat kaise aati he...aur sir aap kab se sudhar gaye...???
Maan: geeet...tum...
Geet: mujhe pata he main geet hoon...
Maan: uff iss ladki ko kaise samjhaon...geet mujhe check karne do aur dekhne do ki akhir problem kya he...pichli baar bhi maine theek kiya tha...
Geet:( in her mind)...huh...kitne khush horahe he iss baat se ki pichli baar unhone dhanno ko theek kiya tha...dhanno ko inhone chua he aur tabse uski yeh halat hogayi he...
sir please dhanno ko haath mat lagaiyye please..use achcha nahin lagata hai...aur uski yeh halat aapki waje se hua he...
Maan: kya?...uski yeh halat meri waje se hui he...?ab meri kya galati he...ab maine kya kiya...?
Geet: lo batao...galti karne ke baad mujhse puchrahe he...sir sab aapki waje se hua he...nahi aap dhanno ko scooty kehte...nahi uski beizzati karte aur nahi use bura lagta aur nahi woh khrap hojati...
Maan: kya..? beizzati...geet tumhara dimag kharap hogaya hai...
Geet: haan..haan...dekhiye bohot karli aapne meri madat...aur agar madat karna hi he toh dhanno ko sorry boldijiye...toh woh theek hojaegi...
Maan: kya...?...main sorry...?...kya...??
Geet: arey haan main toh bhulgayi aapki nak toh Statue Of Liberty se bhi uchi he...soory toh aap kabhi kisiko kahenge nahin...huuhh...!
Maan: kya..?..yeh tum kya kehrahi ho...
Geet: dekhiye sir...ab aapne mera kafi tym waste karliya he...ab aap apne raaste jaiyye aur please mujhe yahan akela chod dijiye...
Maan: bas...ab tum chup raho geet...bohot sunliya tumhara bakwaas...ab tum chup chap khadi raho...aur mujhe mera kaam karne do...
Geet stands while maan checks on geet's scooty...maan aftr checking...
Maan: carborator me kachra jamgaya hai...toh ab toh bohot mushkil he ise theek karna...
Geet: par sir aap toh itne achche mechanic he...toh aapse bhi yeh theek kyun nahin hua...??
Maan: geet...tum...
Suddenly maan has an idea..
Maan: dekho geet ab tumhare paas ek hi raasta he...chalo main tumhe drop kardeta honn...
Geet: kya...?...kya kaha aapne...?..main aapke saath aapki gadi me jaun...dimag toh thikane pe he aapka...??
Maan: dekho geet raat ke ek bajne wale he...iss tarah tumhara yahan khade rehna theek nahin ...chalo ..main tumhe chod deta hoon...
Geet: haan please aap mujhe yehi pe akela chod dijiye...please...
Maan: toh theek he...baithi raho yahan pe...akeli...aur waise bhi tumhe toh darr lagta nahin he na...theek he toh yahan pe raho...main kuch nahin kahunga...main chala ghar...main hi tumhare peeche tym waste karraha tha...ufff...
Geet shouts...
Geet: haan toh jaiyye na...mujhe aapki madat ki zaroorat nahin he...aur maine nahin kaha tha ki aap mere piche apna keemti waqt barbaad karein...
Maan too shouts...
Maan: haan toh theek he na.waise bhi ms.geet bakshi aap toh kisise kisi cheez se darr nahin lgata he na...toh rukiye aap idhar ..main toh jaraha hoon...
Maan in his mind...
Maan: abhi do minute me bolegi rukiye sir...
Geet in her mind: arey yeh toh solah aane sach kehrahe he...darr toh mujhe akele bethe rehne se lagega...aur waise bhi dm kehti he jab koi madat ke liye haath barhata he toh madat lelena chaiye...chal geet sir ko rokle isse pehle ki gadi sach me chutjaye...
SIR RUKIYE...
dese words by geet were music to maan's ears...
Maan: kaha tha na yeh 2 minute me yehi kahegi.ab toh ise mere saath aana hi parega...
Geet cums near to maan and says...
Geet: sir main aapke saath chalungi...aapki gadi me...
Maan: toh phir pehle kyun mana karrahi thi...?
Geet: woh...sir ...woh main...woh main sir ...haan dhanno ko akela chodkar nahin jaa sakti ...use kaun rakhega...
Maan: oh...uski fiqar tum mat karo...use aaj raat ke liye watchman garage me rakhdega aur kal subha hote hi usse mechanic ke paas bhejdiya jaega...ab theek he...aur agar baatein khatam hogayi ho toh chale...
Geet: haan chaliye...maine kab roka he...chaliye...(geet luks back)...achcha dhanno main chalti hoon...apni saheli geet ko yaad karna...bye
Maan: haan haan theek he...woh tumhe yaad zaroor karegi...ab bhagwan ke liyechalo yahan se...
Geet sits in maan's car and maan aftr geet sits gves a faint smile...as if he is very happy with geet gng home wid him...they both sit in d backseat and both of them leave for home togedr for the frst time...
Edited by swthrtdevisha - 12 years ago
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