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WONDERFUL....loved the new Nelu Massi entry, its a refreshingly different from the real deal.....AND love the way she scolded Baji when he called her Naku. :) that was funny.
EPISODE 9
(Baji ke Nakku ko Vahini bulane se Kala kafi naraz hoti hai. per wo kuch keh nahi pati. Idhar Nakku jab apne kamre me akeli baithi hoti hai tabhi Dutta aata hai. wo Nakku ko chu chap baithe huye dekhta hai, wo uske paas jata hai.)
Dutta - niche jo kuch bhi hua usase tu ye mat sochna ki tere mere beech me koi rishta ban gaya hai. ye sab maine or mere gharwalo ne sirf maasi maa ke liye kiya hai. or aage bhi ye sab kuch aisa hi chalta rahega. Tujhe bhi is pati patni ke rishte ka natak karna hoga. Samjhi.
(Nakku kuch nahi kehti bus Dutta ko dekhti rehti hai. Dutta ko is baat per gussa aata hai or wo Nakku ki or Gusse se badhta hai. wo gusse se Nakku ke haanth pakad leta hai or use apni or khichta hai. Nakku uske paas aa jati hai. Dutta Nakku ki aankho me gusse se dekh ker kehta hai.)
Dutta - suna nahi tune maine kaha tujhe bhi aage ye natak zari rahega.
Nakku - mujhe samajh me aa gaya.
Dutta - agar samajh me aa gya to kuch bolti kyun nahi.
Nakku - saab ........ dard ho raha hai.
(Dutta Nakku ka haanth dekhta hai. use lagta hai ki usne kafi zor se Nakku ka haanth pakad liya hai. isliye wo Nakku ka haanth chod deta hai. Nakku Dutta se door hone ki kosis karti hai per Dutta ke kurte ke button me uske baal fuss jaate hai. use dard hota hai. Dutta ka dhyan in sab per jaata hai. wo dekhta hai ki Nakku Dutta ke kurte se apne baal churane ki kosis kar rahi hai. per usase ho nahi raha.)
Dutta - ruk main nilkal deta hoo.
(per Nakku nahi rukti. Wo baar baar Dutta se door jaane ki kosis karti rehti hai. is kosis me use dard hota hai. Dutta ke baar baar mana karne per bhi jab Nakku nahi rukti to Dutta Nakku ka haanth phir se pakad leta hai or ue ani or kheech leta hai.)
Dutta - keh raha hoo na ruk, main nikal deta hoo. Tujhe dard ho raha hai.
Nakku - aap fikar mat karo saab..... main khud hi nikal legi.
(Dutta ko gussa aata hai or wo Nakku ki kamar me haanth rakhkar use apni or khichta hai. Nakku use ekdum kareeb aa jati hai. Dutta ka ek haanth Nakku ki kamar me hota hai or ek haanth se wo apne kurte ke button se Nakku ke baal churane lagta hai. kuch der baad Nakku ke baal Dutta ke kurte ke button se chut jaate hai. Dutta Nakku ki or dekhta hai per Nakku niche ki or dekh rahi hoti hai. Dutta Nakku ki or dekhta hai to dekhta ho reh jaata hai. wo Nakku ke baalo ko apne haantho se uske kaan ke piche karta hai. Nakku ghabra kar piche hutati hai. per Dutta ka haanth uski kamar me hone ki wazah se nahi jaa pati. Dutta apni ungliyo se Nakku ke galo ko chuta hai. Nakku dar jaati hai. tabhi Baji aa jata. Hai or wo Dutta or Nakku ko aise dekh kar hairan ho jaata hai. wo dheere se Nakku ko awaz deta hai. Baji ki aawaz sunkar Dutta ko hosh aata hai or wo Nakku ko chod deta hai. per Nakku Baji se nazre nahi mila sakti.
Baji - wo .......... wo ...massi ma ne aap dono ko khaane ke liye bulaya hai.
(Nakku niche chali jaati hai. Baji Dutta ke paas aata hai.)
Baji - Bhau.... ye sab kya hai. kya aapne Nakku ko apni patni ke roop me apna liya hai.
Dutta - Nahi Baji per main ........... mujhe lgta haiki main...... Nakku ki or khichta chla ja raha hoo.
Baji - matlab Bhau?
Dutta - matlab to mujhe khud hi samajh me nahi aa rha hai Baji per mujhe lag raha hai ki main Nakku ki or khichta chal jaa rha hoo. jab wo mere paas hoti hai to mujhe or kuch nahi yaad rehta. or main.......
Baji - Bhau kahin aapko Nakku se pyaar to nahi ho gya?
Dutta - ha..... Nahi.. aisa kuch nahi hai Baji. Mujhe koi pyaar vyaar nahi hua hai. ye sab to...... sab ke saath hota hai.
Baji - haan Bhau.. wahi to main bol raha hai ki ye sab ke saath hota hai. jab ek jawan ldka or ek jwan ladki dono ek saath rehte hai to unke beech pyaar ho hi jaata hai or yahi sab aapke saath bhi ho raha hai.
Dutta - apni baat band kar Baji...... mere saath aisa kuch bhi nahi ho raha hai. wo to..... kabhi kabhi. Waise bhi tu jaanta hai na ki main Nakku se nafrat karta hoo. Ab niche chal khaana khana hai ya nahi.
(Dutta niche chla jaata hai. per Baji wahi rehkar sochta hai )
Baji- " Bhau main bhi chahta hai ki aapki zindgi bus jaaye. Or mere ko bhi ye lagne lga hai ki aapke liye Nakku se acchi or koi ladki nahi ho sakti. Chahe Nakku ne kuch bhi kiya ho in sab ke beech ye baat such hai ki wo aapse pyaar karti hai."
(Baji niche aata hai. niche dinner table per sab baith ker khana khane ke liye NM ka intzaar kar rahe hote hai. tabhi NM aati hai. wo apni chair per baithti hai. dineer table per Dutta, AS, Baji, Kishor , Kala, Leela, Roop, Surender baithe hote hai. Nakku khana lekar aati hai. wo Dutta ki plate me khana dalti hai. uske baad wo bakiyo ki palte me khana dalne lagti hai. tabi NM use rok deti hai.)
NM - are beta ye kya ker rahi hai aap. Kala ye kya? are nayee nayee shadi huyee hai uski or abhi se use kichen me lga rakha hai. are abhi to uske apne pati ke saath waqt bitane ke din hai or tum sab......... chlo uto or khana paroso sabko. Nakku beta aap baithiye. Baji chal uth Dutta ke bagal ki seat se waha Nakku ko bathne de.
(Baji Dutta ke bagal ki seat se uth jaata hai. Nakku mana karna chahti hai per Dutta ki baat yaad aate hi chup ho jaati hai. wo Dutta ke bagal wali seat per baith jaati hai. Dutta ek baar Nakku ki or dekhta hai. fir saamne dekhne lagta hai. idhar Kala Nakku ki jagah per khana parosne lagti hai. use bahut gussa aata hai per wo kuch nahi kehti. Nakku ke paas jakar uske plate me khana dalte waqt Kala use ghurti hai.)
Kala- le Nakku kha le.
NM - Kala ye kya? are wo tere Bhau ki patni hai use naam se bulayegi. chal use vahini bol. or tum dono bhi sun lo Nakku kal chahe jo bhi rahi ho per aaj wo Dutta ki patni hai tum logo ki vahini isliye aaj se tum sab use vahini bulaoge.
Kala- ji Massi maa. lijiye Vahini khayiye.
(sab khaane me lag jaate hai. khane ke beech me Dutta ko khansi aa jaati hai. wo khasne lagta hai Nakku paas me para glass utha kar Dutta ko apne haanth se paani pilati hai. NM ye sab bade gaur se dekhti hai. wo muskurati hai. ye sab dekh kar teeno behne bahut gussa hoti hai.)
PRECAP -Nakku puja me baithi hai. uske sir se aanchal gir jaata hai. Dutta apne haanth se Nakku ko aanchal odhata hai.Dutta Nakku ko apne haanth se khana khilata hai.
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