All izz ill!!!

The famous Sanjeevani Hospital is in news again! Last time , we had reported that doctors were acting weirdly and doing operations about which they had no clue what so ever. This time, the patients here had a rude shock when almost all the doctors and interns disappeared for a day. Mr. Langda Gupta who was admitted for a fracture in his leg found himself left with a roll of bandage and complained that the nurse asked him to help himself out. He was fuming when this reporter met him. He said , "Is this a hospital or self-service cafe?"?

Another patient who was to undergo an urgent  brain surgery said he will not risk his life by getting operated by a brainless doctor who thinks flying kites can make his sulking son-in-law go fida over his cranky daughter , Rampa. The gynecology department was the worst hit. Two patients had to help each other to deliver their babies.Patients admitted in the other wards complained that even those doctors who are usually seen walking randomly in the corridors were missing today. Girls who had made themselves fall sick so that they can be treated by the hot doctors were dismayed .

Two girls, Miss Rosy and Miss Khushboo who were suffering from hypothermia  were furious. They said they had come to this hospital expecting Dr. Arjun and Dr. Sidhu to give them 'body heat therapy'  but instead were made to lie in the hot sun by Sr.stella.

They were busy !!!!!!!

All the  interns were buzy singing and worrying about the future of murgi and bakra while their patients were worrying about their future.. .

Dr.Sidhu was limping like a hurt cat while Dr.Rampa was following him like a faithful puppy.Dr.Arjun looked eager to dance with sidhu than Rampa which looked a bit suspicious.All the doctors were behaving like kindergarten kids.

Seeing the scenario, this reporter felt all doctors have gone bonkers and should be admitted in a mental asylum as soon as possible. Iss confusion ka aur koi solution nahin.

Jhoota Singh, Lunatic times

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