MJMM-MAYUR FFF(Fully Faltoo Fiction)-updated pge13 - Page 8

  Well today we all are gonna get some insight into the creative aspect of this
   stupendous piece of art.A reporter goes to the sets of MJMM and overhears a conversation between the
   director and producer...
 

          SPECIAL REPORT of reporter Pinky Pancholi:-MJMM-Inside Story


   Producer-Rinky, hamara trp fall kar raha hai..tumharey new entry ka idea flop hua hai..

   Rinky-Ek minute sir, woh 'new entry' nahi, 3rd angle hai...

   P-Ek hi baat hai...

   R-Nahi sir, ek baat nahin hai....angle aur entry alag hotey hai..
     Sir, maine soch ke rakha hai ki agar trp na badhey mein aur bhi naye angles include karungi..
     jaise ki 4th, 5th,6th, jitney saarey lagey... phir usse joh love polygon banega Sir,aap dekh lena..
     aur agar woh bhi kaam na kare toh mein sare angles ko ek doosrey ko line marne ke liye bol dungi...
     aur woh sarey diagonals jahan intersect karenge wohi humaree story ki USP hogii...

   P-Basss....(trying to gather himself)- kaafi hatkey ideas hai tumharey.......(rubbing his forehead)-
               par young audience pe iska asar toh padega na??

   R- Asar?? Poora sar hi kharab ho jayega.... mere paas news hai sir,already kayee faint ho rahe hai....
      nausea, head ache, hallucination saare symptoms dikh rahe hai...

   P- Humaara show Rom-Com hai ya Swine Flu??

   R- Hey Hey sir,Meri itnee kya majaal...

   P- Dekho mein Sheena sey kaafi disappointed hoon.. usne kapdey barey lambe pehne they...

   R- yeh waisi nahi hai... yeh toh bina kapdo key hi saarey scenes kar rahi hai..aur wet scenes bhi..
   
   P- Bina kapdo ke Wet scenes?????????????

   R- Haan sir, par ek problem hai... woh mayank ke saath close scenes karney se manaa kar rahi hai..
   
   P- (getting angry)-kyun?? contract me saare clauses padha nahi tha kya??

   R- Nahi sir, woh baat nahi hai.. woh kahe rahii hai ke mayank ke paas janey se hi usey khaa jane ko dil kar raha hai..
   
   P- (smirking)- mayank hai hi aisa....What Arms....

   R-(gives a sly smile herself)- chaliye aapko usse introduce kara ti hoon.... uska naam hai....

   p-(looking at the contract)- MAGAR MACHHI?? yeh kaisa naam hai.....aur usney yeh bhi likkha hai ki
      woh Sunderban ke Royal Family se belong karti hai....

   R- Haan sir, Bohut hi susheel aur talented hai... chaliye.....

   Producer and Director(rinky) go to the pool side where MagarMachhi is lying beneath a Umbrella and sipping Lassi...
   
   R-Sir, this is Magar ..
   
   MM gives a dazzling smile and extends her fore limb forward as in a handshake...
   
   Producer- FAINTS !!!!!!!

   

  After the special report got published in a Youth Magazine.... there was a HUGE outbreak among fans....

  MM fans- Rejoicing.. writting love letters to Rinky...
  Mayur fans- Crying and getting consoled by Sajan fans....
  Sajan fans -Worried if Sheena would wear shorter clothes...
  Producer's Wife- Itnee dere tak phone laga rahi hoon.. phone kyun nahi uthaata??....subah
                   ko niklaa thaa...raat ke 10 baj gaye hai....pata nahi kahan reh gaya....
 
Edited by abs_insane - 14 years ago

rinky gosh im LMFAO ROFL ... awesome  updt yaar Edited by ranbir_lekha - 14 years ago

Originally posted by: ranbir_lekha

rinky gosh im LMFAO ROFL ... awesome  updt yaar

 

 too good

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hey i had posted this 'inside story' in the main forum.....madhvi sent a pm to u all.. didnt u get it??

neway u read it here, so am happy..... hope u have loads of fun....

Originally posted by: abs_insane

hey i had posted this 'inside story' in the main forum.....madhvi sent a pm to u all.. didnt u get it??

neway u read it here, so am happy..... hope u have loads of fun....

rinkyyy hats off yaaarrr

Hey guys and girls,
                I am back with yet another episode of MJMM..Its for all you
Sajan fans out there....I am sure all of you will feel overwhelmed with the
depth of emotions displayed....please feel free to 'cry me a river'....


Episode-4

Sheena is seen walking along the bank of the pool wearing fluorescent pink shorts and
matching stilletoes, her sleaveless top is royal blue in colour with shocking orange
floral prints...She is wearing a sparkling green necklace with matching earings which look like marbles(gilli)..

Ranvijay makes a suave entry in a cat walk gait...
his Batman tatoo keeps the audience engaged till he starts talking.....

RV-Babesss(with head movement), humara plan aakhir succesful ho hi gaya..

Sh-Haan ranvijay, is baar mere aur samrat ke beech koi nahi aayega, gunjan bhi nahi...

RV-(making a head movement again)tum Jitnee achii actress ho,utnii achhi plans bhi banati ho....

Sh-Haan ranvijay, is baar plan aur execution dono hi perfect they,tumharey drugs ka bhi
   koi zaroorat nahi para...

RV- Babesss...(pausing and giving a knowing smile)waise bhee woh drugs chore bazar se
    kayee din pehle khareeda tha,ab tak royally expire kar gaye hongey....

Sh-Whatever.....
   sheeeena Gives an exorcist inspired smile....
   
   Rv tilts his head and smiles back in the Smooth Criminal style....

   and a smoooooth commercial break comes in....
   
  10 minute episode break-
 
  Viewers rush to the basins to dabble water on their eyes.... some wonder if they should have worn
  Solar eclipse glasses before watching this epi, some fish out UV protected sun glasses and get ready...
  the ones who are watching the adds see blurred pinkish images...some just give up watching and apply cucumber
  slices on their eye lids...


Episode commences-

scene shifts to college where samrat is standing behind a pillar and looking doubtfully ahead,Gunjan slowwwwwly
comes and positions herself in front of him and says-

samrat tum itney chup chaap kyun ho??

S-kya main aapko janta hoon??

G(making a sad and surprised face)-samrat, yeh tum kya keh rahe ho...

S-samrat??? yeh samrat kaun hai???

G- Tum.....

S- main???

G- Haan Tum...

s(looking extremely bedazzled)- aur tum kaun ho??

G-Chashmish, tumharii best friend.....(samrat still looking confused)... special friend....
  (samrat looking even more confused)... soul mate...

S-Ek minute.....(thinking really hard,running his fingers through his locks)
   .....tum jab chashma nahi pehenti ho to log tumhey kya bulate hain??

G(in a motherly tone)- samrat Tumhey kuchh bhi yaad nahi??

s- .......Nahi..... par mujhey mummy ke paas jana hai.....(makes a sadder expression than gunjan)...

G- Samrat tumharey mummy papa Paris me hai.. tumhari mummy ka punar janam aur tumharey
   papa ka plastic surgery ho gaya hai......

S- kya????
   samrat walking away dejectedly and slowwwwwwwly sitting down on a bench....

'kya hua yeh.....' playing in the background for some time.....it stops...

G- samrat kuchh toh yaad karo... apney dimag par thoda zorr dalo samraat...

S- Mujhey thoda thoda yaad aa raha hai....aisa lag raha hai ki mein jaagtey jaagtey koi bura
   sapna dekh raha hoon....

G- haan samrat bolo....

S- ek andhere room me meine akela baithaa tha....saamney ek Tv thaa....

G- phir...

S- Tv pey ek movie chal raha tha....

G- kaunsi??

S(rubbing his head furiously)-Aag...

G- Ram gopal verma ki???

S- Haan ...shayad.....aur phir ek gareeb ladki ajeeb kapde pehenkar mere paas ake baithi...

G-(about to say something)...

S-(as if talking to himself)andhere me uske dant aur rang birange kapde jaise glow kar rahe they....
   aur woh baar baar mujhey hug kar rahi thi aur I LOVe YOU bol rahi thi.....

G(choking with tears)- phir??

S- phir mujhey kuchh yaad nahi.....

G(wiping her tears so that samrat doesn't see it)-dekho Samrat mujhey tumhara problem samajh aa gaya hai...

S- tum doctor ho kya??

G- Nahi.... par mujhey lagta hai ki SHOCK lagney ke wajah se tumhe Partial Amnesia hua hai...

S- mujhey thoda aasan kar ke samjhaao....

G- Samm....

Samrat ignores her and drifts away....

G(making a rigid face)-samrat tumhey main yaad rahoon ya na rahoon... par mere dil me jo tumharey liye pyaar hai woh
  tumharey dimaag ki kamzorii ko zaroor theek kar dega... mangalam bhagwaan vishnu playing in the back ground...
  roaring thunders, wind.....

G- main apni special friend hone ka farz zaroor nibhaoongi.... mera dharm, mera kartavya, meri prarthana tumhey
   sab kuchh yaad karne ke liye majboor kar degii.....is janam me naa ho....saat janmo ke baad hi sahi..... mein
   tumharii prateekshaa karungii.....

the camera zooms into Gunjan's face from all angles....

Gunjan gives a devi-like expression, tear drops slowwwly accumalate on her eyes and the Episode ends.....


The title track plays
and the Title becomes clear-Miley Jab MAYANK ur MAGARMACHHII.....

Written,directed,created by- Rinky(inspired from Mtv,Animal Planet,Hindi movies etc...)

Sajan fans-wondering, which serial were they watching??.....
       concentrating real hard on the channel logo and wondering if its really One or Plus??
       some are actually crying a river....

Awesome that waz seriously hillarious!!!! Keep it up!

awesome yaar

hshahahahahahah wonderfull dear... liked it..

sheeeeeeeeeeeeenah kya mast dikhti hogi florecent pink chadis mein😲 aur royal blue top😆
gilli pehni ussne😲 😆
bada rocking dress stylist hai tumhara😆
ranvijay has a batman tatoo😆
kahi woh wala toh nahi jo chewing gum ke saath free aata ho😆
agar aisa hua rinky babes toh royals recession se suffer kar rahe hai😆
drugs bhi expired ab toh pakka royals pe recession ka asar hua hai😆
jab tum chashma nahi pehenti tab log tumhe kya bulatein hai🤣
😭 ye sam ke saath kya ho gaya uski yaadasht gayi
mummy ka punar janam aur daddy ki plastic surgery😭
par ye sab gunji ko kaise pata😆
aur ab sam ki mummy usse uncle bulayegi😆
ram gopal verma ki aag😆🤣
sheeeenah ke kapde glow kar rahe the🤣 koi aag dekhte hue ilu kyu bolega😆
partiall amnesia😆 gunjan ko rona kyu aaya😕
aur woh doc hai kya😕
wao kambhaqt ishq 🤣
kya dialogue hai yaar janam vaachan majboor awesome🤣

but wer is the magarmachi yaar? aur mayu? dono leads epi se gayab not fair
next time dalna ok



🤪Edited by mdkr - 14 years ago