Beena,
I'm here to make your nightmare come true!
Here it goes:
1 - Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
2 - How can there be self-help "groups"?
3 - Why is it that when you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
4 - When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
5 - Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
6 - Do people who spend 2 on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
7 - If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
8 - Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
9 - If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
10 - Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
11 - If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
12 - If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
13 - Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?
14 - Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have a "S" in it?
15 - Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
16 - If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Edited by jyk88 - 15 years ago
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