Woohoo!!
Beena! You have no idea what you have let yourself in for mwahahaha!!!
*rubs hands in glee* Lets begin....*evil smile*
1. Why do we say the alarm went off when it actually comes on???
2. Why do we call it a 'drive-thru' if you have to stop the car to place your order?
3. Why is it that a bottleof spring water, which has been trickling down the sides of a mountain for centuries, go out of date the following year??
4. Why do people point to their wrist when we ask someone for the time, but they don' point to their bottom when they want to know where the bathroom is do they?? 😕
5. If you're blind can you see your dreams??
6. Why do banks leave their doors wide open, and yet chain their pens to the counter?
7. Why do people press harder on a remote control when they know the battery is dead??
8. If an orange is orange, the why isn't a lime called a green and a lemon called a yellow??
9. Why is Greenland called green if it is covered in white ice??
10.How is that cows eat green grass and produce white milk?
11.Why is a grapefruit called a grapefruit when it is nothing like a grape?
12.Why does superman wear his underpants on top of his trousers?
13.If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
14.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Go for it Beena!
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