Funny quotes from BD (may have spoilers)

I loved some of the quotes in BD. 😛 Some were so funny..

Bella and Edward:
"Why am I covered in feathers?" I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. "I bit a pillow. Or two."

Bella and Jacob:
Jacob: "Well," he mumbled, "that name you came up with is kind of a mouthful and..."
Bella: "You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?" I screeched. And then lunged for his throat.

Jacob talking about Charlie:
"He's brave. Brave as you are. Didn't pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You should've seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless."

"After a few minutes, he asked, real quietly, if you turned into an animal, too. And I said 'She wishes she was that cool' "

Emmet talking about Edward and Bella's cottage
"So it's still standing?" he managed to get out between snickers. "I would've thought you two knocked it to rubble by now. What were you two doing last night? Discussing the nation debt?" He howled with laughter.

Emmet to Bella
"Im sure you'll ace your classes... apparently there's nothing interesting for you to do at night besides study."

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There were a lot more I'll add later. 😛 There were so many funny lines between Jacob and Rosalie too. 😆 You guys can add your favorite funny quotes also. 😃

haha the nessi one cracked me up! i kinda screamed laugh...haha it scared my sis! but yea...i was on the floorr!!!

lmao cool idea! i was cracking up at some quotes too, i was thinking of writing them down for icons! lemme see if i find some more to share...

Nessie was my fav too..haah mango..same thing happened with mee!! Lol!!

Love them noodles...specially all of emmett's ones!

Ooohhh, these are funny, I liked these too 😳😆

Originally posted by: noodles

I loved some of the quotes in BD. 😛 Some were so funny..

Bella and Edward:
"Why am I covered in feathers?" I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. "I bit a pillow. Or two."

Bella and Jacob:
Jacob: "Well," he mumbled, "that name you came up with is kind of a mouthful and..."
Bella: "You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?" I screeched. And then lunged for his throat.

Jacob talking about Charlie:
"He's brave. Brave as you are. Didn't pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You should've seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless."

"After a few minutes, he asked, real quietly, if you turned into an animal, too. And I said 'She wishes she was that cool' "

Emmet talking about Edward and Bella's cottage
"So it's still standing?" he managed to get out between snickers. "I would've thought you two knocked it to rubble by now. What were you two doing last night? Discussing the nation debt?" He howled with laughter.

Emmet to Bella
"Im sure you'll ace your classes... apparently there's nothing interesting for you to do at night besides study."

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There were a lot more I'll add later. 😛 There were so many funny lines between Jacob and Rosalie too. 😆 You guys can add your favorite funny quotes also. 😃

the nessi 1 was hilarious! and i loved the fyts btw rose and jake 2 funny

Loved those Noodles..

ooo loved the one nishi!!!!