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tapishh thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#81

heh heh meow di! chatting is fun, questions ko maaro goli : P ๐Ÿ˜†

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Posted: 17 years ago
#82
๐Ÿ˜† Daddy mommy's gonna run away after seeing these questions.
tapishh thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#83
^^hehe! poor meow di!
par ab MOTW hai toh sehna padega! ๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 17 years ago
#84
challo mee too back after a long time๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† 1.write a love letter to the person u love the most(i know who u will write bt still write)
2.what u would do if u become invisible fr one day
3:write a letter to meee
4:write a letter to hussein saying good qualities of mee๐Ÿ˜†.
5:what u hate the most
6:if u offered to go to a place which place u will select and along with whom๐Ÿ˜†
7.which bhillu u like the most (breads i want)๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
8:if suddenly we all turn into tarzan wht would u doo๐Ÿ˜†
ans them i will be back again๐Ÿ˜†
WildGloss thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#85

Won 10Crores on dus ka dum you would?

If you could replace one actress in some serial, who would it be?
One quote you follow your life on..
If you could kill one person, who would it be?
Have you ever dreamt of flying over the rainbow so high ?? ๐Ÿ˜†
If your a junglee billi and daddy's don - what breed am i? =))

cheezyiest pick up line? ๐Ÿ˜†
If you were to be reborn, you would wanna be?
*more coming ๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 17 years ago
#86
Ohh good Billi...๐Ÿ˜†
Now answer these:
Since u love calculators, chalo some more:๐Ÿ˜†
456+568
8755/74
1455*455
150/4
45559+55543
154222-5896
Okk now some more:
If you open ur eyes and come to knw u r nt Henna any more..wht will u do?
If you come to knw you have been transformed into Donny, wht will u do?
Fill in the blanks:
A quadrangle has --------sides
A triangle has ----------sides
A pentagon has---------sides
Will come again fr sure๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 17 years ago
#87

Originally posted by: WildGloss

My tuuurn. wah dotty ne bhi nahi choda...๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Mommmy was it easy for you to accept this new dotty in your life? ๐Ÿ˜† erm yup, ofcoz it was... very loveable dotty I found...๐Ÿ˜†
Mommy help your dotty with homework nooo... *blushes. >>
If pizza's are round shaped why are they served in square boxes? ๐Ÿค” erm.. kyunki pizza was never meant for take out so the imaginative person that made pizza round never designed a gol gol dabba for it..๐Ÿ˜† issliye all unimaginative hungry ppl put square dabba around it...๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜†
People say "dont drink& drive" then why are there parking lots outside the bar? ๐Ÿ˜’ coz when they arrive at the bar they are not drunk na..๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜†
Why is it called soap opera when nobody sings? no one sings.. no one uses sambun either... soap bhi nahi hona chahiye ๐Ÿ˜†

Actually the story goes that.. the person that named it a soap opera at that time time he/she was having a bath n practicing their opera singing.. toh aur kuch samajhe mein nahi aaya uske... issliye this name... got kept...๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart? ๐Ÿ˜† yup it does... both are trapped air..๐Ÿ˜›
Can you get cornered in a round room? ๐Ÿ˜† ofcoz u can... see jab donny runs after me in round room.. toh puts arms against wall either side.. toh cornered na...๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜† (corner being donny.. hehe)
why do bullies always ask "whats your problem" when they're obviously not gonna solve it ?? ๐Ÿ˜† kyunki... as they are bully's they themselves have a problem.. so by asking they are trying to compare only ki dono ki problems milti julti toh nahi hai..๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜† so only intention of comparison not solving..๐Ÿ˜Š
Do stairs go up or down ? ๐Ÿ˜† depends wat end u're standing at..๐Ÿ˜ณ
If the 911 operated had a heartattack who would she call? khud ki call she wud transfer to the accident and emergency department...๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Do fishes EVER get thirstly? ๐Ÿ˜ฒ will buy u goldfishes dotty.. then u can experiment..๐Ÿ˜†
Are children who act in adult movies allowed to see them? ๐Ÿ˜• probably only their clips are show to them the rest... I don't think so..๐Ÿ˜ณ
can you breathe out of your mouth and your nose at the same time? ๐Ÿฅฑ yup ofcourse u can... just sigh..๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Can mute people burp?? ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† yup but doubt it will make any noise...
I have to go lunching now, Homework break.
I will be back.
Muahahaha. *Evil Laugh. very evil just like sumone I know..๐Ÿ˜Š

Mahi loves mommmy and daddy don

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Posted: 17 years ago
#88

Originally posted by: Donny COMB

^^Dotty bas itne questions??๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† better than u issliye

Q. Choose one...๐Ÿ˜ƒ NAHIIII I don't like ur choose Q's ...always give hard choices..

Mahi / Amby *thank god amby ain't on I-F*
BC / Mahi thappad maarun tumhe donny? comb billa
Amby /BC
Donny / Donnu

Blue / White
Left / Right
Improved Donny / Worse off Donny ๐Ÿ˜† Both useless inka kya karun?

Good boy / Bad boy good boy being bad..
Bad boy in room / Good boy outside โ˜บ๏ธ isko main kya kahun? ๐Ÿ˜†
Don-Butter / Don-Mehndi ๐Ÿ˜† Originals are always better..๐Ÿ˜ณ
Donny running away with mehndi / Mehndi leaving donny ka peecha ....otherwise HD wud be ruined..
Donny-Henna / Donny Mehndi << ๐Ÿ˜ฒ dash between HD hmph
Donny's Daddy / Donny's Chachu << they won't see this na..

Chachu ke liye Chachi / Chachu stays bachelor ๐Ÿ˜† ... ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ur chahu is chachi-less? needs one then ๐Ÿ˜Š
Donny with family ๐Ÿ˜ณ / Donny without family
2 faced dude/dudetti / 1 face sincere loser
money / honey honey ka taste nahi acha..๐Ÿ˜Š

Q. Henna has turned to a genuie...Aladin wala..but a lil different...She can grant wish not of the master but she can do something for the master by her own. (3 wishes for each master and not to be repeated for all)

what she will do if her master were ....

a. Donny 1. Sharam ๐Ÿ˜† 2. Sleepiness ๐Ÿ˜Š 3. happiness..๐Ÿ˜ณ

b. Mahi 1. toys ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† 2. choco ๐Ÿ˜† 3. problemless life..๐Ÿ˜Š

c. Amby 1. respect for Henna 2. wud wish ki amby's lingo is cleaned. 3. I become her mommy from chachi ๐Ÿ˜Š

d. Anshu 1. Fabby marries her ๐Ÿ˜† 2. She becomes the owner of arsenal ๐Ÿ˜› 3. Remove her post count ๐Ÿ˜Š

e. Janu 1. give her more wolf cubs ๐Ÿ˜† 2. become the next indian idol๐Ÿ˜† 3. lastly would wish her happy birthday (upcoming) to be very happy..๐Ÿ˜›

f. Saadia 1. would wish she stays laughing hyena jaise.. 2. wish her bijli wudn't go... 3. her mommy gives her dande for sleeping all day..๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜†

g. Reshu 1. gets Ranbir 2. meets MD 3. gets to meet all friends from I-F ๐Ÿ˜ณ

h. Nitz 1.Osama jeej kidnaps her for a long honeymoon 2. Dhoni runs of with Amrit..๐Ÿ˜› 3. Imran makes Nits his behen ๐Ÿ˜Š

i. Seetu 1. would wish IQ marries seetu's rivals (his 2nd shaadi btw) 2. gets her job at the circus 3. leaves anshu's eating habits alone..๐Ÿ˜Š

j. Roku 1. gets to meet Hu 2. becomes an awesome sig maker 3. popularity..for her hardwork ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Q. Subject: Nasalogy (This question is choried from kaleidoscope๐Ÿ˜†)

Full marks: as many topi HR has๐Ÿ˜†


1. There is a song by Himesh Reshamiya "Jummeraat raat hai aja ..saath saath nibhaja". Describe the philosophical significance of this song. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Significance yehi hai ki it's a come n hook up with me on thrusday song.. baaki days ki bhi versions honge.. like 'Itvar... doopehar hai aaja... date.. date tu kha jaa' ๐Ÿ˜Š Aur seeing as it's a himmy song.. one word has to be in urdu atleast... issliye 'jummeraat' is used otherwise it wudn't have been a completely hindi track na..๐Ÿ˜Š

2. "Nose clip is as important to HR as Oxygen is to us" Elaborate this wonderful sentence๐Ÿ˜›

Saans beshak aaye na aaye nose clip must be worn...๐Ÿ˜Š it add's the 'gasp' to his singing voice issliye it's so impt to him..๐Ÿ˜Š helps with shortness of breath and breathing techniques na... everyone should have one.. really..๐Ÿ˜Š but nahi... every pagal is after oxygen instead...


3. As a life partner who will suit more with HR? ENT specialist ya phir a topi designer?

hmm a question on aap ka 'guroor' ๐Ÿ˜› not an ENT kyunki he might think she can gift him the voice of god... even a miracle won't help in this case... leaving only a topini to get married too.. kyunki hair or no hair it's very much need..๐Ÿ˜Š


4. What is the normal BP range of HR? And if it is normal why he is always in so much anger? he has sustained high BP shakkal se dikhta hai... always gussa kyunki kam samajh mein aata hai...๐Ÿ˜Š

5. Imagine Henna's soul gets exchanged with HRs. HR soul got stuck in Henna's body and vice versa. Describe a day on this hypothetical situation.

Pehle toh whole day wud do bathroom singing.. then jab come online to chat would get all hyper and angry kyunki kuch samaj mein nahi aayega ki where are shakky n sallu bhai on my contact list??? ๐Ÿ˜ก then after adapting to new friends list.. donny will run away and leave HR wali henna and I wud spend the rest of my day sulking that the love of my life was bewafah and ran away...

Q.Lets check a few heights from your perspective (Inspired by Chachu):

Height of Fashion meri high heels wali sandal donny..


Height of Tension aapke day-dee ๐Ÿ˜Š


Height of Motion *ahem ahem*


Height of Emotion kyunki saas ke bhi emotions teh...๐Ÿ˜Š


Height of Passion 3ft 4 ins..๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜†


Height of Ration Seetu n Anshu doing food rationing talkies ๐Ÿคฃ

Height of Explosion putting firecrackers under GM(s)


Height of Obsession Requesting 100 odd sigs jab sig box can only hold 3/4 ๐Ÿ˜Š

Height of Confession telling everyone ur life story in detail even when they didn't ask to hear it..


Height of Frustration new layout


Height of Realisation chappal being smacked across ur face for every effort u make... every door being close on ur tiny nosey.. tab jaake eyes open..๐Ÿ˜Š


Height of Relaxation Ignoring everyone.. living in ur own world for a while


Height of Infatuation Bollywood ๐Ÿ˜› ya phir nitz.. Nitz u love all na? ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜†

Height of Happiness Donny


Height of Madness saying you won't do something.. being determined not to do it.. then 5mins later doing wohi...๐Ÿ˜›


Height of Tiredness 12am convo's with COMB billa... not admitting ki typing with eyes closed..๐Ÿ˜Š

Height of Wickedness Kavya ki mom/ DA ๐Ÿ˜†

Height of Stinginess not sparing one min to write one PM for me ๐Ÿ˜Š


Height of Forgetfulness this one's me

Height of Laziness Shabu


Height of Impulsiveness Donny jab I don't go for something I should..๐Ÿค”


Height of Innovation hate to admit it but perhaps ur daddy's code of conduct towards I-F


Height of Dedication ur daddy to this site maybe..๐Ÿ˜ณ


Height of Stupidity hmm the KA track at the moment ๐Ÿ˜›


Height of Dieting Seetu ke tips ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Height of Dehydration River Nile dried up ๐Ÿ˜›


Height of Chivalry << whose into knighthood here?... this is for them ๐Ÿ˜†


Height of Sadness loneliness

Height of Jungliness HD ๐Ÿ˜Š

Height of Donnism BIL ki Mommy

now u answer one...

height of villainous? ๐Ÿ˜Š


I think this is enough...!!! See u..!!!๐Ÿ˜ƒ....Lemme prepare a few more easy questions meanwhile..!!!๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜†

Edited by Jungli Billi - 17 years ago
HayeSiyaapa thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
#89
ahaha congratzz i lvoer ur username
ejunglii billi
lol
cngratzz and have funnn
=]

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Puja
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Posted: 17 years ago
#90


thanks a lot ๐Ÿ˜Š


Originally posted by: WildGloss

๐Ÿ˜† Daddy mommy's gonna run away after seeing these questions.



Dotty,

this is ur daddy being kind actually.. abhi toh hasn't even thrown a bomb..๐Ÿ˜ณ


Originally posted by: sedna

^^hehe! poor meow di!

par ab MOTW hai toh sehna padega! ๐Ÿ˜†



no poor sure... very rich hoon..๐Ÿ˜Š

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