Originally posted by: Mosammad
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Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?nahh they aint allowed 😆
Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?no
The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?nothing 😛
What are imitation rhinestones?never heard of it 😛
What do batteries run on?energy 🤣
What do chickens think we taste like?they dont 😊
What do penguins wear for play clothes?who cares😆
What do people in China call their good plates?duno
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?they dont
What do they call a French kiss in France?who cares
What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea Company?ice breaks 🤡
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?bedroom😆
What do you call a male ladybug?male bird 🤡😆
What do you call male ballerinas?u dont
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?he dnt 😆
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?whooooooo
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?greeeeeen 😳
What happened to the first 6 UP's?who😕
What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?u wont
What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?who cares
What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?wots thatt😆
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?goes mouldy🤣
What is "Soft Liquor"?drink?😆
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?yes😆
What is a refried bean? Why do they have to fry it twice?who😕
What is the diameter of a square?duno😆
What is the speed of dark?there aint one
What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?duno
What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?u grate cheese 😃
What was the best thing before sliced bread?there wasnt 😆
When day breaks who fixes it?no one
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?you do 😊
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?in the rubber LOL
When night falls who picks it up?u do 😆
When people lose weight, where does it go?down the loo😆
When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?inside der body😆
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?god knos 🤓😆
When we say our mind wanders - where does it go?it doesnt
Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?who😆
Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?we aint going no where 😊
Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?whose he 😆
Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?same place
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?in the air 😆
Where does the white go when the snow melts?in the ground
Where does your lap go when you stand up?on ur legs😳
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?it doesnt
Where is Old Zealand?doesnt exist 😆
Which is the other side of the street?on the other side 😆
Who killed the Dead Sea?you did 😊
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"LOL U tell me 😆
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think,
Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?coz shampoo smells niceeeeeee😆
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?u cnt 😆
Why can't we tickle ourselves? it dnt work sado 😆
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