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Hi everyone... I'm new here... I used forums four years back..and again using it for raglak...
The os is completely on them... Plzz no offence...
Ragini and laksh are neighbours in Mumbai...they are best friends.. Love to chill... Love to play pranks... And yeah ragini is very modern...
OK enough of my bakwass so here the story goes...
Ragini picked a white casual tee with a blue jeans and wore a light pinch of lipstick... And banged on his room door...
Ragini- oh god!!! R u gonna come or not...!!!
Laksh- yeah yeah!!! I'm almost done...!!
Ragini- I can't believe this...ladki mein hu, tu nahi... Jaldi aa na yaar...
Laksh- aa gaya...
Ragini- lucky... Tera kuch nahi ho sakta... Time dekh raha hai... function mei der ho jayega...
Laksh- hello miss Madonna hum logo ke bina toh function suru nahi ho gi... After all we r at the entrance stall..
Ragini- yeah!!! That's great na...
Laksh- faltu ka great... I mean samaj seva karni hai toh u can just donate money or something like that...par nahi... Serve at someone's function and donate that money... Seriously..!!
Ragini- exactly... Dekh mere saath rehkar u have changed so much...now let's go!!!
At the function...!!!
Laksh- waise rags, I just hope ki koi na koi hot chick toh mil jaaye...
Ragini- shut up!! Looser ... Koi kaam nahi hai kya...!!!
Laksh- aacha here's our 1st bakra...
Ragini- muh band!!!
Laksh- yes sir... Ur name plzz!!!
Random guy- washroom...!!!
Ragini- iske maa baap ko koi air naam nahi mila kya!! Let me check ur name in the list sir..
Laksh beats her in stomach to shut her up...
Ragini- I'm sorry sir but apka naam list mei nahi hai
Random guy- oh god!!! Where is the washroom...??
Ragini- ohh!!! 1st floor left side...!!!
Laksh- chup yaar... Nautanki...!!!
Ragini- yaar meri kya galti hai naam pucha toh usne kaha washroom...
Next girl- hello...!!
Laksh- welcome mam... I'm lucky and she is rags... Can u plzz tell me ur name so that I can check in the list...
Girl- ouch!!!!
Ragini- Hain... Sorry mam but I cant find ur name...
Girl- no..no... I'm bharti... Bandra...
Ragini- OK I'm sorry so here is ur tag
Laksh- agli baar she koi gadbad ki na maar dalunga... Yaar woh log naam nahi expressions bhi dete yaar...
Next person( over actor with American accent)- hey
Ragini- hi... Ur name plzz!!
Guy - hey raam...!!!
Ragini stares at him without any expressions..on the other side laksh gives him his tag...ragini is shocked
Guy- thank u...
Ragini- par usne toh naam bhi nahi bola...
Laksh- raam... Usne bola toh tha... Hey I'm raam bolke...
Ragini- aacha mujhe laga ki woh expressions de raha tha... Hey raam karke Bhagwaan ko yaad karra tha
Laksh- aacha ab...!!
Ragini- movie chale...
Laksh- kya??? Yeh stall...!!
Ragini- chup yaar mujhse nahi hoga...
Laksh- maar dalunga... Mujhe pata tha ki there se kuch nahi hoga... I was not at all interested but u dragged me into all this an reh yahi pe...
Lady- hello I'm saritha...
Ragini- hi I'm rags... How can I help u...
Lady- can u give my tag...
Ragini- sure... She bends down to give her tag and finds small kids nearly 13 kids...
Laksh- yeah Sab... Apka baby care center hai kya...
Lady- no yeah sab mere bacche hai...
Ragini- aap Matlab... Yeah saare bacche khud paide ki hai...
Laksh stamps her feet to shut her up...
Laksh- iska kehne ka Matlab hai ki aapke kitne bacche hai...
Lady- 13.. And I'm pregnant again...
Ragini- wow... Quarter century ki planning hai kya??
Laksh slowly murmurs... Rags...!!
Laksh- aapke husband...
Lady- haan ( she points towards a man who is eating food like a guy who ate food in ages)
Laksh- OK... U can go in...
Ragini- lucky tujhe pata hai ki yeah kyu itna kha raha hai..
Laksh- kyu???
Ragini- ab tera bacche hai toh energy toh chahiye...and subah energy gaining and raat toh energy loosing...
Laksh- hahahahah... Besharam.. Abhi aur bohot der tak khada hona hai... Hasa kar mere energy mat waste kar...
Ragini- chup... Chal..!!
Laksh- kaha meri maa...
Ragini- raamleela karne...
Laksh- kya???
Ragini- I mean raam leela dekhne...
Laksh- bad girl... Let's watch a good film..
Ragini- abey... 21 years ka hai aur baccho ki movie dekhne mei sharam nahi aati... Chal chup chap raamleela...
Ragini drags laksh with her leaving her work in the middle...
Laksh- hey bhagwaan ye ladki ka kuch nahi ho sakta!!!
Ye Hai Mohabbatein
Mangal Lakshmi
