phuchka,mataji and mangalsutra (fun post) part 3 on page 5

Maataji and Betaji gossiping in the Farmhouse

Mataji - haaye mera puchka .. kya hua tujhe..

Betaji - Mom Swara aaj kal mujhe avoid kar rahi hai..

Mataji - beta.. let her.. ye bhi pyaar jatane ka 1 sign hai.. woh tujhse pyaar karti hai.. isliye avoid kar rahi hai.. you are perfect for her..

Betaji - But Mom woh us bihari se kyun baat kar rahi hai.. afterall us me kya aisa hai jo mujh me nahi hai

mataji-uske Baal, uski eyes, uska gora rang, uski wo boli man to karta hai kha jau use.

betaji -mom? 😲

mataji- kya ?wo bihari mere liye pherfect hai.🤣

Betaji - 😲


mataji- oh please puhcku stop giving bacho wale reactions..wo bihari mere liye pherfect hai.🤣

betaji - mom..😲

Mataji - what phuchka tum samjte kyu nahi aurto ki bhi kuch zarurate hoti hai...

beta - mom
😲

mataji- mera bhi man karta hai ki me mangalsutra pehanke apna jewellery connection pura karu.🤣.. and apna mu band karo puhcka makkhi ghus jayegi andar

betaji - but mom aap to vaise bhi mangalsutra afford kar sakti hai.. us bihari se milne ki kya zarrorat hai.. afterall aapka beta ek..

mataji - woh hi to samajh nahi aata beta.. tum karte kya ho.. tum 1 businessman ho, ki PJ cracker ho, ki 1 nurse ho?.. aaj kal suna hai ki tum gundo se ladte bhi ho aur unke jaisi harkate bhi karte ho ...I am confused...

betaji - mom Abhi to aapne kaha main pherfect hoon...😔

mataji - wo to tum ho a pherfect idiot...aur wo bihari har ladki ka sapna.

betaji - mom... 😭

mataji - chalo ab tum mujhe ye batao.. ki ye kissan rehta kaha hai.. ? I want to meet him

betaji - *mumbles* woh bihari to har waqt swara ke saath rehta hai.. uska shadow ban kar.. ab mere promise ka kya hoga.. I want to be Swara's parchai

mataji - tum sirf parchai hi rahoge...aur wo uska partner ban jayega...ab muje hi kuch karana hoga mujhe mere phucke aur mere honewale mangalsutra ki kasam.

Betaji - okay mom.. ab melodrama band kijiye.. I will take you to him.. isi bahane swara to us se dur rahegi..

Mataji - thank u my darling puchka.. wait let me get ready.. mujhe abhi apni saari jwellery pehen ni hai.. and last wali wo pehenayega

Betaji - mom aap ne already itni saari jwellery pehni hai.. koi gunda chori ya kidnap na kar le aapko

mata ji- to me kya karu...? use mein pasand to aani chahiye na...! tabhi to me use tumhara baap bana paungi...

betaji- mom...baap ...? wo mujse chota hai...

mom - tameez se use aap kaha karo..

betaji - mom mein us baalo ki dukaan ko aap nahi bolunga..

mataji - agar aise he to nikal jaa mere ghar se.. tu aaj se mera puchka nahi hai..tu samajh jaa ki tu mere liye crush ho chuka hai

betaji- mom mein kaha sounga.. please don't do this

Mataji - Mr. Sahil waise bhi tum roz raat ko graveyard me sote ho.. to wahi chale jao

beta ji- main aap us Aisha ki aatma chodunga wo aapko aur baalon ki dukan kabhi ek nahi hone degi...!

mataji- tu soch le agar main aur kissanwa ek nahi hue to kaun ek ho jayega..?

beta - kaun...?

mataji- tum mere hi beta ho na? to itne stupid kyu...ho?

Betaji - mom I am your puchka.. and mein stupid nahi hoon.. but jis tarah se aap behave kar rahi ho I feel aap meri mom nahi ho.. kahi aap me to aayesha ki aatma nahi aa gayi

Mataji slaps betaji 3 times... like they show in TV serial *smack* *smack**smack*

mataji - tumhare obsessive nature ki wajah se maan leti hoon k tu mere hi phucke ho... par ab point pe aao aur plan banao varna wo bangalan aur bihari 1 ho jayenge aur unke phucke tumhe maama aur muje buddhi bulayenge...

betaji - ok mom.. let me think. Aap mera guitar le aayo me use play karte hue koi plan banaunga

Mataji - kaun samjhaye is nalayak ko ... beta itna time nahi hai humare paas.. jaldi socho jo sochna hai

Betaji - mom us bihari se milne ke baad aapko 1 doctor ke paas lekar jaana padega.. aapka dimaag kharaab hai

Mataji - Betaji aapki ajeeb harkatein dekh karme to aapko kabhi doctor ke paas nahi le gayi..

Betaji - mom me 1 mashoor rockstar hoon.. me ajeeb harkatein nahi karta.. i am normal and shareef..

Mataji - acha to 1 shadi shuda aurat ke aage peeche bhaagne walo ko shareef kehte hai..har baat pe PJ's sunane wale ko normal kehte hai

betaji - mom aapne hi to kaha tha mai uske liye pherfect hoon...

mataji - me to kuch bhi kahungi...tum man loge tere pass apna dimag nahi hai...? aur wo to mene isliye kaha tha kyunki muje wo sanskar pasand tha pehle...

Betaji - kya.. kya.. kya..😲

"laadle di maa bigad gayi".. song playing in BG

Mataji - beta.. isme itna shock kyun hi rahe ho.. tum bhi to uske saath time spend karne ke chances dhoonte rehte ho..

Betaji - mom maine kab..

Mataji - mujhe pata hai.. Swara to1 bahana hai.. tumhara asli motive to koi aur hai..

Betaji - Stop it mom.. enough is enough..

Mataji - kyun betaji .. tum karo to raasleela.. hum kare to character dheela ..

Betaji - * has tears in his eyes* mom mainee aisa kuch nahi kiya

Mataji - tum hi the use pakad ke room mein lekar gaye the.. kya zaroorat thi akele room me le jaane ki.. and maine dekha .. tumne uske sar par patti bhi bandhi thi

beta ji- mom woh.. main woh...

Mataji - maa hu tumahri sab pata hai muje Patti badhne k chakkar me chance mar rahe the na...?

betaji - *crying* haan maa bohot pyar karta hu use main isliye to swara k piche hoon taki wo mere piche aaye par ye bihari sab bigad raha hai kahi...sanky bhi use pyar karne laga to...? ( cries harder)

NAHI...( someone in BG)...cliffhanger😛

so as i said this post is just for fun...kisi ko hurt karne ka humara koi intention nahi...😳