Farz ki kausti bhari trishakti ka Mahasangam (Final part updated)

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soumi gupta

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Posted: 9 years ago

Guys title pe mat jao...voh to maine aise hi daal diya he...actually aftr watching the latest kausati of farz i thought to come up with our kausauti to jhelofy this torture...so here i go merging anything and everything with SR...
Kripaya yatriggan dhyan de hum abhi ek aise lok me yatra karne waale he jahan ki tym saal min and culture ka kuch ata pata nahi he... so here i go...

Swasan mrg done...lakshya has done with his baby song and ragini bhagao baby lao abhiyaan too. shekhar is now giving kasam to swara...🤢
Sh: swara meri kasam kha ki tu iss ghar ki...before he can complete swara's phn rangs...😆
Sw: Hello
Sim: swara...kaisi ho tum???main simar yaad he maine tumhe chudel se milaya tha🤢
sw: haan par tumne phn kyun kia??? aur shaadi me kyun nahi aayi????
Sim: voh matarani ke ghar gayu thi unka trishul lautane😲...patali devi ko marne k liye liya tha unse...😆
par usme ek garbar ho gayi...
Sw: kya hua?????
Th: bho bho bho bhoot ghus gaya he simar k ghar me says Thapki aftr coming at MM...
Sw: keeps call on hold tum yaha kyun aayi ho??kya baat he???
Th: voh aajkal me silai karai ka kaam kar rahi hoon mujhe 2 din me 10,000 rs kamane he...😛
le kavya comes
Kav: to mera ek rumal seel do...main dungi tumhe 10,000 rs... akhir me itni badi star hoon aur mera baby is shehar ka mashoor buisnessman he...he na baby???? 😃
Lux: bilkul hiii main lakshya ...Lakshya Maheswari naam to suna hi nahi hoga!!!!
Th: va va va vahi to!!!!kabhi nahi suna...kis cheez ka buisness karte ho????😕
Lak: Actually i am the owner of "HAQ" consultancy service...ek aur side buisness he apple juice ka.
humare service bohot acche he...u can ask my clients too...😎
le ragini comes
Rag: hum he inke pehele client ye haq dete he acche se bas uske liye loadsheding aur rasgulla lana zaruri he...😳
kav: no babes.he geniunely gives haq in first sight.
simar in phone screams😲
sim: swara listen suno tum bilkul bhi mat ghabarana thik he...matarani ka ashirbaad hamesha tumhare saath hoga. Jay mata di...😆

Sw cuts the call and turns to sanskar who is looking blank

San (Monolouge) Kaha main soch raha tha ki ab finally jakar main apna haq maang lunga aur kahaan ye mera buddha sasur meri SR ki waat lagaoing😡😡 Sasur jee bhagwan nahi to patali devi se to daro 🤢

Sw: Sanky tum vaha kyun khare ho prince????? yaha aao princess ke pass😳 main kahin na goin tumhe chodke... papa apni dusri innings khelling wd my maa aur mujhe batting karne k liye utar ne bhi nahi de rahe he main haar nahi manoongi hubby 😳

San: wow wifi I love u for dis 😳☺️ ❤️ Chalo Doodh pite he chalke 😉

Le chakor appears
Chakor: Dudh Dudh kaha he doodh???
Tha: tu tu tum kaun ho??? 😕

Ch: Main????????? Main kayedi no 501😲 no no i mean Candidate no 501😛 Doodh sunke yaha aayi gaye hum. humka abhi bohot doure ka he...taki dour dour k hum Azzadganj ko Malik se azaad kar sake 😳

San: Azaadganj itna azaad to he aur kitna azaad karogi????? 🤪 😆

Meanwhile Shekhar Screams...Bohot ho gaya Sab chup ho jao 😡 S-W-A-R-A mere saar pe haath rakh ke kasam kha ki tu iss ghar ki deheleej kabhi nahi laghengi😲

All the member screamsss "Aare uncle itna bhi promote mat karo "KASAM" ko usko aane me abhi bhi baqt he 7th March tak🤣... vo bhi aate hi dubara janam le legi 🤣 ab tabtak constipation ki dawaai le lo" 🤣

Sh: Maa chalo yahaan se...bohot he gaya par ab bas!!!!!!!! aur Swara aaj se tera aur mera koi rishta nahi 🥱

ANANDI comes there

An: dekhiye mujhe bolna to nahi chahiye bich me lekin ye ghalat he... meri ek NGO he saheli naam ki...agar aaplog isi tarah swara ke saath badsuluki karenge to main chup nahi rahoongi😎

San: Aap kaun he aur utt pe chadke kyun aayi he?????😕 kolkata me utt nahi milta

Ana: Main Rajasthan se aayi hoon isiliye utt pe hi aa gayi...khana carry kar liya tha bt panni kharid ke paise kharach kyun karu???😃 to utt leke aa gayi 😎 Main Balika Vadhu hoon.

San: Par aap to balika ki maa lagti he 😆 Vadhu to main banana chahta hoon Swara ko... bt sasur ji bich me taang ghusaying😡

Kavya starts again "Bas ab Bohot ho gaya...bohot bardaast kar liya humne...tum sab ne mere first night spoil kar di...ab niklo mere ghar se..."😲 🥺

One girl comes there wearing a white saree with a Man

Man: koi kahin nahi jayega!!!!!!!! dekhiye mam ghar bhale hi aapke naam pe ho par ab apne saas-sasur ko nahi nikal sakti kyunki isse voh divorce file kar sakte he" 🤔

Dp: Hum bhala Apni appu se divorce kyun lenge????👎🏼iss ganje sher k saath mujhe koi nayi ladki nahi milegi ab 🥺

Man: are aaplog nahi...aap log is "KALA" ki divorce file kar sakte he... Ye naya law he jo aaj hi maine para...pass karte samay ye law nahi tha book me 😃

San: Par aaap he kaun???? Mera lawyer to Sagar ji he...

Man: Hi I am viplav Tripathi...Sagar ji ko main Gangasagar yatra pe bhej diya he... ek number ka sarakchap, nikamma, nalayak, jholachap fattu vakeel he...🥱 uski degree cancel ho gayi he...Isliye main aa gaya 😎

Sujata: Jijji maari to kuch samajh me hi na aa raha he😭...je chori safed kapron me aathe aa kaise gayi?????😕 aye chori thare ko na pata he ki shadi wala ghar he...je kaprron me na aana chahiye...

Girl: U ka he na mayi ki humara jo IShq he u ka rang safed he😆 aur vakeel babu ko bhi hum aise hi pasand he 😳 to hum aise hi rehete he...☺️🤣 hum Dhani he...

LE simar enters with Chanakya

Chanakya: Mere Akhand bharat ki sapno ki purti hetu maine ashok ka chayan kiya he 😎 par tum do manushya (pointing to swasan) Apna Akhand Suhaagraat nahi mana paa rahe ho Ye anyaay hi nhahi apatu samagra jati ke liye bhayanak sandesh pohuchaya ga...hume purna viswas he he ki tum dono is bisay pe bichar obossya karoge 👍🏼

Sujata : je maaf kijiyega pehchana na aapko...aap katthe se aaye he????

Cha: Main Magadh ka purva raja Samrat Chandragupta Maurya ka guru Chankya hoon... iss bacchi (Simar) ne aaj apni matarani ke ghar se laut te baqt mujhe apne saath leke aayi he... Isko ek Akhand Sasural banane ka karya me mujhe sahyata karni he. 👍🏼

Sujju faintsss...and sab log chillyaing "bhooot" except simar...

Sim: chill guys...ye saare mere ghar aate rehe te ho...ab chup ho jao...daro mat...Jay Mata di,...😃 🤣

Last And Final Part

Sw: simar inhe kyun leke aayi ho yaha?????????😲 hey bhagwan...bhoot naam jaap karte he sab log mil ke chalo sab mere saath bolo😉... before she could continue A voice came

"Krishnaya Govindaya namo namah"... all looks behind and One lady wearing half saree (no offence to any marathian its just for fun😳) comes with dhai kilo ka haat...

San: are waah sunny deol ki behen bhi he nahi pata tha...😕 par ye yaha kyun aayi he... koi bhi aa jata he...

Lady: Krishna bhagwan sifr humare he aur hum unke daasiyaan he... unka naam lene ka haq kisiko nahi he humare siwa... pehele hum fir tumlog!!!!!!!!!

Sujju come to sense after sunning krishna's name and again shouts ... " aise kaise thare ho gaye... shopping mall ki maagi he kya jo thare ho gaye...je na bhool humlog thare se pehele aaya he aur humare ghar me krishna murti viewers ne pehele dekha he samjhi... kuch bhi bol rahi he"

Lady: Krishna Krishna...hum unki ardhangini he aur hum nritya karke unhe khus rakhte he...main meri beti aur meri poti hum teeno hi😆 uski ardhangini he... tum mese kisiko nritya karna aata he???????😉

Le Shekhar still standing holding swara's hand on his head which remind krishnadaasi of Bishnu's Mohini Avtaar😆

KD: are are ye mudra ghalat he...apna haat apne sher pe rakhna he..Mohini ka dance nahi dekha????😆 Krishna bhagwan ne apna haat pane upar rakhke pose diya tha...aap ye mudra ghalat kar rahe he...us ladki ka haat choriye aur khudka haat rakhiye sarpe😆 aise nritya karte he aap krishna bhgwan k saamne???????🤣

Shekhar got BJKT...🤣🤣

Sanskar keeps swara on his side and says... koi nahi swara ab main kahi nahin jaane dunga tumhe...I love you ☺️ Meri ashiqui ab tumse hi 😳

"Aeee...ye humara dialouge he...chale gaye to kya tumlog chura loge?????"😲 A lady come there wearing a black salowar and a man comes followed by her😳😳😳

Sa: are ye to humare purane parosi he...ghar khali kar diya achanak isliye hume do do ghar me rehena pad raha he ajkal😕😃 par accha he us ghar pe romance ka vasstu bada sahi he👏😳 yaha to doberman aur apple juice marketwaale bhare pade he🤢 Hi IShani😳 hi ranveer😳 tum bohot yaad aaoge...isliye tumlogon ko yaad kar raha tha ye bolke😳

Ishveer: yahi se guzar rahe the to socha tumlogon se milte chale...dekho ghar me nahi mil raha to kya hua?????kahin aur jaake manalo...store room me chale jaaon...hume bhi pure tin saal lag gaye ek kamre ki talash me😆 jahaan koi na aaye finally store room me manali humne Apna Akhand Suhaagraat... kyun sahi he na Mr. chanakya 👍🏼

Chanakya shows a thumbs up and leaves kyunki unhe bed ka naya edition dekhna he...😆

Kav: are tumlog itna chilla kyun rahe ho????? Baby ne mujhe personally shaadi karke iss ghar me rakah he taki main doberman ki tarah chilla saku...😆 ye "haq" mera he... tumlog aisa nahi kar sakte...main bohot badi star hoon⭐️ tumlogon k khilaf case kar dungi😕

Biplav: hum he na...tumhe zaroor hara denge dont wrry...swasan when u need jst call us...now i hv to leave kyunki mujhe apna Sr bhi manana he☺️

Ana: khani ghamma guys mujhe delhi bhi jaana he...shivji ko jal charane...kyunki Rajasthan me to ek bhi mandir nahi he na to main delhi tak jaaungi paani daalne😆😆😆

Sim: Are haan!!!!!!!!!! aur main bhi to pure delhi me sirf vahi mandir jaaungi jaha pe tum aaogi taki hum apni puja saath me kar sake 🤣 ok lets go saheli to suljhao ek aur paheli 👏

"nahi nahi paani mat daalna humara make-up dhool jayega"...a voice comes bt no one understands from where????????????

Rag: ye awaaz to meri saheli ki he... shesha shivanya kaha ho tumlog aa jao!!!!! ye log tumhe dekh nahi paa rahe he 😳

Naagins comes to there original getup from saap and sanskar says " ragini naagin tumhari saheli he???????? oh god!!!! main bhitna funny question kiya... must be👍🏼

SS: dekho simar aur anandi humlog shivji ko aaspass rehete he aur tum log paani daalte hi rehete ho...humara itna mahenga make-up dhool jayega... fir mein rithvik k saath kaise romance karungi??????😳😆

San: kitna bure din aagaye mere...naagin bhi romance karing aur main abhi bhi shadishuda kunwara banke baitha hoon Swara chalo andar aaj ye stunt pura kar hi lete he isse pehele ki arjun aakar isme koi filmy keera laga de 🤣 dont wrry tumhe bas thori si peera hogi but u will enjoy ☺️

Swasan leaves for their bedroom❤️☺️ and baaki ke log bhaad me jaaye IDK 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Guysss man kholke gaaliyaan de sakte ho...I am ok with it😆

Edited by soumi93 - 9 years ago

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kamila.

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Posted: 9 years ago

Text time please write in English yaar see I can't read it... I really want to

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pakh

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Posted: 9 years ago

soumi it was really too good do write more and let's merge all shows of colours with swaragini

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divya2913

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Posted: 9 years ago

OMG ur sense of humour is very nice, i was laughing all alone im my home

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manisha.8148

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Posted: 9 years ago

soumi torture ka bahaut gahra sadma laga h tujhe🤣🤣🤣🤣

too good yr😆😆

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BarkhaSingh123

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Posted: 9 years ago

Too good Pls pm me the next update

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sujay kumar

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Posted: 9 years ago

Soumi it was too good really 🤣
Pls pm karna pls
But one question aise titles ke idea kaha se aate hai 😆 i also want that

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soumi gupta

@soumi93

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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: sujoyricky
Soumi it was too good really 🤣
Pls pm karna pls
But one question aise titles ke idea kaha se aate hai 😆 i also want that

Haan je sab Rangeela ki hi kripa he.