my take-must read.

Khabar khabar khar!
Haan Ji Mai hun aapki one and only sansu baba!
Aapke liye garma garam sansani new from the sets of swaragini!
Hume yeh khabar Mila hai Ki sherni swara Ki shaadi hone waali! Voh bhi dildard rogi but handsome sanskaarji se!
Naahi naahi yeh sab asli nahi balki megabrain sherni Ki chaal hai! Apni began Ki BPL karane ke liye!
Bechare modern devdaas lakshya apne roop aur cotton rasam Mai itne busy the Ki unhone notice hi nahi kiya Ki sherni toh nikal padi! Maang Mai sindoor bharkar apni favorite every3episode repeating dress Mai aa gayi unke saane!humare shampoo add ke producer Mr. DP bhi full form Mai lag rahe the! Akhir unko Jo apni sherni bahurani mil gayi!abhi hum AP ke baare Mai kya bataye voh toh apne shock waali look Ki premi hi hai?z jab dekho vahi look! AP dudh jal Gaya toh vahi look aur maa Mai Ragini se shadi karna chahta hun toh vahi look! Bhala lakshya aur dudh Mai kya farak dikhta hai unko!

Aapko yeh bhi batana padega Ki shaanth swaroop swara bhi Hume nazar aayi! Phulon ka mala pehne apne sanskaari fake pati ka haath thane! Par swara ji hum yeh zaroor hum kehna chahenge Ki aapne phulon Ki maala ko door rakheye kahi lakshya Ki jalan se voh jal na jaaye!
Bechare sanskaar ji ke 10rupay aur kyun waste Karen! Pehle hi aapke Karan unka ek phone aur bahut saare drugs ka nuksaan ho Gaya!

Haaye yeh dadi! Laadoo laadoo tape recorder Ki tarah jalti rehti hai!
Kabhi koi aur naam se bhi pukara karo apni pehli Ragini ko!
Dada ji Ki badi muuch aur choti zubaan hai! Vaise unko accha nahi laga na much toh baat nahi karenge seedha bhanduk uthayenge!
D for DADA
Dfor dishoom dishoom!


Khair abhi hum vapas apni newly wed sherni ke pass jaate hai.
Hum unko unke plan ke kamyabi ke liye aashirwad dete hai.
Aur hum yeh bhi suggest kare Ki voh shopping chale jaaye is mausam me bahut sale laage hai.


Aur Ragini ko hum pakad nahi paaye! Voh apni side dhoka business Mai busy the.


Kya swara apne plan Mai kamyaab ho paaayegi?
Kya AP ke new expressions aayenge?
Kya lakshya devdass to non devdaas baan payega?
Jaane ke liyr please avoid swaragini.




Thank u guys fr patiently reading through this.
Jootes welcome 😆

Sorry fr the stupid typos and if I have hurt any swarYa and swaKar fan 😆
Tried to be neutral and its fun 😉

It was fun reading it actually 😆 (and no jootes throwing 😉 )

Its too hillarious post,oved AP part and yeah swara really needs new dresses now ...ragini pe already faltu paisa kahrch ho chuka hai ,ab jara main lead pe bi dyaan dijiye

Haha.. 😆Nice 😳 btw hindi post, missing teju di..

Originally posted by: -mrityunjay-

Haha.. 😆Nice 😳 btw hindi post, missing teju di..

I PMed her.
She said she wont watch till rags and sanskaar get redeemed big time.

Omg

Originally posted by: SONAL30

Omg

Hilarious post🤣especially the AP part...doodh aur laksh mein kuch to farak hoga🤣

But reporter ji m angry with u

I mean no IV of newly wed couple n jealous laksh

Not interested in ragini's IV uska laksh ji ka jaap shuru ho jayega

But next time i want swasan n lucky's IV😉

Aapke bade se fan ki choti si request😆

Reporter ji prassan hui!
Aapki har manokamna Puri ho jaaue!
Baas ek hi iv.?!
Kal zarror denge 😳

Originally posted by: guest28

Reporter ji prassan hui!
Aapki har manokamna Puri ho jaaue!
Baas ek hi iv.?!
Kal zarror denge 😳

yayy