I was not happy with the metre, so am editing and adding a bit.
As a child, Psychbaby's scar, her shrieks and screams
Caused her viyu ( said daayan dadi) to have bad-bad dreams.
So dadi took the creature and sent her off afar,
Said she'd kicked the bucket, and everyone believed her.
Scarface wore a mask back then, shut up in a house.
Until our sidey actors--Yuvraj and his spouse--
Went to that location to get some alone time,
But ended up finding baby and solving tantric crime.
When they came back (without romancing) to their home base,
The fools brought along a passenger, our present nutcase.
We had a month of Suhani acting like she'd found love sublime,
And psycho in turn thought her didi was divine.
The dadi who had sent the psych into exile
Got shafted by Suhani, who, in a little while,
Proved the baby was actually the Birlas' female heir
And everyone went gaga lavishing love and care.
Enter Loots the creep, who instantly fell in ''love''
With Psychs, who reciprocated, and gave Suhani the shove.
Psychs got her new plaything and a new game is afoot.
I don't want to go into the saga of Psychbaby and her Loot.
But our patience 'tis waning, we're fed up to the gills.
All these effing villains are too much overkill.
We suffer with no end in sight, we've pleaded high and low,
Please, cvs, bump off Loots and Psych and give us back our show.