how to become prince charming

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Posted: 10 years ago
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guys, i am trying this on lavina and srinithi's wishes...
i am not sure if this is good...pls bear with it

The steps are...
1.You must know how to ride a horse.That would give a hero look.
2.Have many vantage cars as possible.It would be useful when baarat's car has not arrived
3.Like a girl who is fair (i mean a younger girl, not like that old dadi)
4.Have an intelligent dog
5.You must have a partner, who will call you Guru no matter, you are brainless
6.Love your mom so much
7.you have to get loan only from one bank...so no matter accept any conditions
8.Vow to make your life partner's life a hell
9.Keep your things in a neat manner
And, the most important thing is that Always carry sanitizers, tissues, forks, spoons , a spare dress and take it everywhere wherever you go
10.Have coffee. It will make miracles. (sandia's inspiration)
11.Do more dost dialogues
12.Play more games...especially video games
13.Eat mexican sald and mushrooms...Don't like cheese
14.Treat your girl as your emotion station...deposit all your emotions (you have only anger)in her no matter whomsoever may be the cause (srinithi's inspiration)
15.be a SADU and be angry all times...after all ANGER IS THE ONLY SOLUTION.. for everything
16.Preach lessons about how to be clean...(inspired by rerose)


DONT'S
1.Don't get intimate with your life partner, you have to be a bachelor
2.Never ever voice against your dadi...you can make everything indirectly(and make some serious plans for that)..
3. Do not accept that you are in love
4.You have to be blind...blind about dadi...you should never see her doings..she may open her third eye
5. slap your buddy who says you are in love.Don't leave him.
6.Never ever accept you are in love...its a crime..


(lavina and srinithi, pls forgive me...i will edit it soon to make it better


this is just a fun post...no intention to hurt anyone)
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Posted: 10 years ago
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sorry guys, just a try...
Edited by sreelovesindia - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: sreelovesindia

sorry guys, just a try...

tq dear..
add always humiliate ur biwi...whomever b d reason...
first lov ur biwis dost...
dont try to solve problems firsthand...
eat mexican salad nly wwhole life...
enroll ur wife n beauty competition n humiliate her n front of public..
have notsoworthy beauty concepts n ur head
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Wow dr Sree what a post yaar u have exactly cited out the features of a prince charming super post loved it.Pls do add this preaching about the importance of sanity and pure cleanliness.
Becz he not only does it to himself but he preaches that constantly.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Thxxx dear add few
Ocd principles ardent follower
Getting intimate is sins for baba brahmchri n he won't let his nurse suhani do that also lol even not with other person lol
Check out your wife's friend shamelessly
Never stand up for wife
N most important make infinite number of excuses to hide n deny your love
Excuse recipes are yuvraj made in seconds lol
Saumya ko sudharna h dostana h fraud h larka sahi nhi
Have problems agar koi apki nurse ko princess bnye to b
Dost k sath u get shameless showers n on verge of crossing limits
B sober when drunk

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