We have no idea when or if this nonsense ever ends.
Maybe Yuvi worries that should his momma ever die
There'll be no one left who will put on his bloody tie.
Yuvraj is quite a dude, and Su's a hottie too.
A match kind of made in heaven; but what does Yuvi do?
He shoots smoldering glances, he dances very close,
He hugs her and he touches her and then he just goes
And turns on the shower; he's been a bad, bad boy;
Su may be a little shy, but it's Yuvi who is coy.
Yuvraj has weird ideas, or some of us so feel,
And few on God's good earth could be quite so unreal.
The crowning glory, dear folks, of Yuvi's strange strange thoughts,
Is that he thinks a kiss on the cheek is intimacy of sorts.