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Look, this is how it went. Su and co planned a birthday party for me. We played Truth or Dare, and I chose Dare, so Sharad asked me to dance with whats'ername--oh yes, Suhani, my not-wife. You know I find her quite hot these days, so I got a little carried away and actually stared into her eyes and held her close and looked pretty into it, forgetting dadi was watching and fuming. And talk of inappropriate lyrics--'do lafzon mein bayaan na ho paye'? Sez who? I'll give you the 2 words: Not Happening.
Anyway, the not-wife baked me a cake, too, and insisted I eat it, even after she dropped most of it on the floor. I think she'd laced it with something, because, not long after, when I saw her washing up in the kitchen that was too much of an aphrodisiac for my ocd heart. I crept up on her and things were getting out of hand when (remember, our theme is so, SO not happening! ) suddenly dadi screamed from the doorway, "Yuvraj! Yeh kya kar rahe ho? !! Ae ladki, mere pote ko lijhaani ki koshish mat karna, varna Bobbetize kar doongi usse. "
Can you blame me if I fled to the shower?
Anyway, the not-wife baked me a cake, too, and insisted I eat it, even after she dropped most of it on the floor. I think she'd laced it with something, because, not long after, when I saw her washing up in the kitchen that was too much of an aphrodisiac for my ocd heart. I crept up on her and things were getting out of hand when (remember, our theme is so, SO not happening! ) suddenly dadi screamed from the doorway, "Yuvraj! Yeh kya kar rahe ho? !! Ae ladki, mere pote ko lijhaani ki koshish mat karna, varna Bobbetize kar doongi usse. "
Can you blame me if I fled to the shower?
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
