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Ofcourse,be my guest.I was almost giving up posting jokes coz no one either posted or commented on my posted jokes.I wonder if anyone is reading these or not 😕 ?

By the way those were some nice one sfrom you 😆 .

Originally posted by: Maverickaryan

Ofcourse,be my guest.I was almost giving up posting jokes coz no one either posted or commented on my posted jokes.I wonder if anyone is reading these or not 😕 ?

i'll b glad to b ur guest😊

and atleast i read d posts of urs

dey r very nice👏

Originally posted by: Maverickaryan

By the way those were some nice one sfrom you 😆 .

thanx Maverickaryan😊

den i'm joining u here 4 sure😉

btw, i 1st thought to make some comments on urs (& aryanDipikaFans's) posts, dat dey r nice

on second thought, i decided to post some more😃

so guys here go some more ..........
(pic is worth thousand words 😳 )
so what abt having some funny pics? 😉

i'll like to invite all fun loving ppl to chk dis topic
btw soon i'll add some more
hav a blasting fun time 😊

one last for today
as u all r familier wid santa & banta singh
here goes a santa type joke
enjoy 😛

"Kaun Banega Crorepati"

We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat.(He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify)

> AB : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.
> Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru difateh.Chak denge phatte aj. Tusi start karo ji.

> AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000 Rs. - 'Which state has the largest sikh population? and your options are
> A. Punjab
> B. Punjab
> C. Punjab
> D. Punjab
> Santa : Oh ji how much time do I've to answer this question

> AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time
> Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline.

> AB : I'm not surprised on this , which one wud you like to use.
> Santa : Audience poll

> AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now.After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
> A. 25%
> B. 25%
> C. 25%
> D. 25%

> AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you,I can share your disgust here.
> Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya Sirji aapki audience ne. I think I've to use my second lifeline - 50 50.
> AB : Very good ! 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. Ok, computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.

> Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab
> Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein chodoonga nahi aaj isko.Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye.

> AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you,You have record of using all the lifelines in the very first question.This is great . OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.
> Santa : My one and only one... mera langotiya yaar."Banta Singh".
> AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye.

> Phone rings. Banta picks it ' Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adi raati,???'
> AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.
> Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein .............. Ke hal chal he sar ji.

> AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur.................
>Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga, khota hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.
> AB : Aapko sirf tees second ................ chaliye mein aapko special case karte hue 1 minute doonga.Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.
> Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??

> Banta : oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen gaya. Sale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap laye ga.
> AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.

> Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai.................... (he tells him the question).
> Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska answer mujhe aata hai.Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe . Iska answer Punjab hai lallu.
> Santa : oye par ......... (and the clock stops).
> AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitra ne jawab de diya hai,ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.
> Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.
"And this was the last episode of KBC as most of the audience died laughing"........................ 😆

really appreciate maverick's contribution top the jokes thread...all others do join him and me.

really good jokes 4rm each 1 of u.i ll also try 2 send some.