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The Caption Contest VOTING Round !!!
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Fellow Cool Solhah SIngaarrians!!!
The winner will be Titled the:
😎 "THE COOLEST SS CAPTION CONTEST WINNER"😎
and u get a siggi made just for you!
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First of all thanks to everyone who participated, these REALLY made me laugh! Good job everyone!👏 And now before voting just keep in mind:
Voting Ends on May 20
You CAN vote for your own submission.
Vote for ONE entry only!
You can change your vote whenever.
You CAN NOT create multiple accounts to vote.
You CAN NOT advertise your caption.
🤗Good luck all!🤗
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And the moment you've all been waiting for.... THE ENTRIES, in random oder:
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Caption 1
Aap itni khush kyun hai?
Main is liye kyunki ghaar ke jhagde mujhe buhut hi pasaand karte hai.

Caption 2
Aish ne abhi se pata nahi kio shaadi ker li
aik..uss ke paas salman tha..da cutest guy of da world
do..vivek b tha us k isharon pe naachney wala

Caption 3
ek dho teen char panch che sath ab dekho muje evl plan bana ne ke sath sath 1-7 count karna b aatha hai

Caption 4
Meera kya tum mere liye, 2 lipstick 2 nailpolish, 2 sabun, 2 sari aur 2 sandal la sagti ho?
Meera:haan per ab 2 2 kyun>
Woh kya hai ki mujhe pata laga ki 2 sabkush ke upar 2 free isi liye maina socha ki main saab kuch ek hi din mein kareedlyun.

Caption 5
I dunt knw y everyone likes Alak..i hav many reasons to b liked
aik..I am prettier than her
do..I hav a son and she doesnt
teen..I am da daughter of this house...

Caption 6
Someone:Apke smile ka raaz kya hai?
Chachi: Mere smile ka raaz hai padoshio ke ghar ke neem ke pate.
Someonme:Woh kaise?
Chachi:Woh aise ki jab main whahan se neem ke pate lati hoon na, main un neem ke pato ka paste bana kar apni dhanto par lagati hoon. Aur us neem ke pato se mare dhaath itne jaal jhate hain ke har pal mujhe apna muh kulha hi rak na padta hai! Aur log us kulhe muh ko a zabardast smile samaj lete hai.

Caption 7
Hamari cricket team 2 reasons ki wajah se world cup se out ho gai..
Aik..they were flirting around wid gurls during the match
Do...I wasnt there un ko jootay maarney k liye

Caption 8
"dekho sab log app muje ek witch ke samman me dekh rahe ho par me log kho madd karsakthi hoon soch rahe ho kaise??? muj se poocho..yadi apke ghar me ap ko koi b distyurb kar raha hai tho muje unke nam aur photo bejho...me unhe apke ghar se bahar nikal dhoonji....jaise me ne meera kho ki r alak babi kho kar ne wali hoon"

Caption 9
Meera:Chachi appko Salman Khan mein kya accha lagta hai?
Chachi:Maina na abhi batati hoon, Salman ke muscles, uski body, smile, aur kya tumhe paata hai ki uske daath mere daatho se milte hain!
Chachi shows Meera her theeth.

Caption 10
Suniyeji.
Aap ko kuch badla badla sa nahin lagta?
Husband:Nahin
Chachi:Are! Dekho maine apni saari din meinm 3 baar nahin badli! Aur maine dentist ke paas ja kar apne daath bhi saaf karae!!isiliye to woh itna chamk rahe hain!

Caption 11

Iravati::ammaji main kaun si jewellary pahnu shaadi mein green,pink,blue,red.....kya?????i m totlly confused!!
Ammaji::iravati...ek simple se question ke liye mujhe tanag karne aai ho...jo tumhari saree ke saath match karti hai wohi pahno...
Iravati::arre haan yeh to maine socha nahi!

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Alright vote for you FAVORITE/ the COOLEST caption 😛

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