Episode 6
A/N:Hey people,this is me,the genius of stupids.Presenting to you,yet another too childish,abnormal and mad update.Dedicated to all those who waited for it.Feel free to share your views.Would be waiting.
"Kya hua Rishivar?Itne vichlit kyu prateet ho rahe hai?Koi Samasya?"
Shatanand asked Rishivar
"Jaadu.Jaadu.Jaadu"
Rishivar replied with his eyes reflecting he's highly scared.
"Ji?Kya murkhata purn baate kar rahe hai?log kya kahenge,ye sikha tumne shatanand se."
"Maine toh bass aapke prashn ka uttar diya,mukhiya ji.Jaadu hi aapke teenon prashn ka uttar hai"Rishivar boasted,Shatanand was surprised by the sudden transformation.
"Jaadu kahaan?Humne toh ye aayojan nahi rakhaa?"Shatanand asked raising his eyebrows.
"Mai aapke samaksh prastut hun,ye kya kisi jaadu se kam hai?Makhiya choos"
"Kya kaha?"
"Ji!Mukhiya Ji.
Mai hi hun Jaadu"said Rishivar hiding what actually happened.
"Adbhut!Adbhut!"Sumantra Ji came from behind.
"In Rishivar se hum ati prasann hai.Keval yehi hamari ayodhya ko pravachan se...arthaat pareshaniyon se bachaa sakte hai.Shatanand ji,ye atyant budhhimaan prateet hote hai"Sumantra slapped Rishivar se back.
'Ye?Aur Aap bade murkh prateet hote hain'Shatanand smiled fakely.
Sumantra continued,
"Mai abhi Maharaj se baat kar inhe 2-3maah ke liye Ayodhya aane ko kehta hun.Hum Ayodhya wale bhi Jaadu dekhenge.
Aur Rishivar aap,aap jaadu haina?Dhup ki chinta mat kijiye,hamari Ayodhya ko ghaam me koi hara nahi sakta.Chaand Dharti ke or ghumta hai aur Purn Suraj Ayodhya ke."
"Ji?"
"Haan Rishivar,aap vahaan rehkar paseena paseena ho jayenge...arthaat...prasann prasann ho jayenge.Jaiye"
Shatanand said.
"Hum jaante hai Ayodhya sarvshreshth hai!Aur ab toh unhe koi pravachan pratiyogita me bhi nhi haraa payega"Rishivar smirked.
"Ji.Ji"
"Vo konsi pratiyogita hoti hai,aap bade rajyon me?Kya naam tha?"Shatanand asked.
"Ji 'Kulvadhu Hamari Sarv Shresht'"
Sumantra boastful and proud,explained about this competition to them,keenly.
"Jijashree baithe rahiye nange paanv"Urmila told Ram after the wedding was over.
"Urmi behen,Jute chhodo,rui dedo"he whisphered to Urmi.
"Swami,Raghunandan,aaiye mai aapko jute churane ke mahatv keep baare me vistaar se batati hun."
Ram got scared,
"Vo Sitae,mai...mujhe gyaat hai"
"Wah Swami ye toh bohot achhi baat hai.Ritiyon ka gyaan hona bohot shubh hota hai,wo bhi vivaah ki ritiyon ka.Keval stree hi nahi,purushon ko bhi hona chahiye.Dulhe ka ye gyaat na hona,manadap me baithi us stree ka apmaan hai.Aur stree ka apmaan.."
Seeking an opportunity,the sisters ran away leaving Ram to say,"Satya kahaa Sitae.Mai aapko paake dhanya ho gaya"
"Toh inhe uphaar kya diya jaaye?"Dashrath asked,as the girls reported that they have been successful in stealing the padukas.
"Kuchh badaa dijiye Maharaj.."Chandrabhaga started.
"Yadi Lankesh hote toh Aadhi Lanka de dete."Mandavi whispered into Bharat's ear and he closed his eyes tightly.
"Bhanje!Ye kya kar rahe ho?"Yudhjeet asked"Tumhari mata ko pata lagatoh iska parinaam jaante ho?"
"Dekhiye naa Mamaji,inhone mujhe dekh meri prashansa bhi nahi ki.Evam ye tak nanhi bataya ki mai kaisi dikh rahi hun"
"Mandavi jii"
"Chintit naa ho putri,mai ise kekaya le jaaunga.Phir dekhna.Ye kamdev banake lautega"
Yudhjeet and Mandavi winked at Bharat who stood in between,gaping.
"Bilkul nahi.Swarn se hamara kya hoga?"
This wasnt Urmila and her squad but Chandrabhaga arguing with Dashrath.
"Haan batado toh Chameli kya chahiye?"
Urmila asked as she argued,
"Champak ji"Chameli replied.
"Oh you mean a full stack of Champak comics!!"Rishivar blurted out,not realizing he had to hide his identity.
"Adbhut!Rishivar aadivaasiyon ki bhasha bhi jaante hai"Sumantra was again,impressed."Maine bataya tha Maharaj"
"Hmm.Ye kahan ke chhetra ki bhasha hai?Aur aapko kaise yaad?Munivar"
"Excuse me putra Dashrath"Rishivar replied..."Arthaat ye kadaapi ayogya hai.Tum hume Munivar sambodhit karr hamari caste...arthaat jaati badal rahe ho putra."
"Oh!chhama Rishivar chhama.Satya hi,Aapko Ayodhya chalnaa hoga hamare saath"Dashrath told.
"Arey mujhe toh aashcharya hai maharaj!"Sumantra stated
"Kya Sumantra?"Dashrath asked,
"Ki jute chori karne me ye safal kis prakaar ho gye?Aapke putra toh kabhi nahi haarte"
"Haan.Haan.Kahaan hai mera gadha?"
Dashrath turned around confused.
"Hum yahan hai pitashree"Lakshman announced, though his mouth was full of sweets as Sunaina fed him lovingly with her hands.
"Mere gadhe,tum kya karr rahe ho?Ayodhya ki naak katvaadi?"
"Oho!Pitashree,mai hamesha se hi kehta aaya hu...Mai sirf Lanka walo ki naak katunga"
Mandavi gasped,'Lankesh naak ke bina kaise lagenge?'
"Hamare prashn ka uttar do putra!!"Sumantra asked.
"Sumantra jii,Rajkumari se kahiye jute de,uphaar le"
Lakshman asked.
"Kyu nahi!!Abhi laate hain!Chalo Chameli"Urmi said.
"Haan Urmi sheegrh lao,tab tak hum Ayodhya naresh se apni maange puri karvaate hai"
Chandrabhaga said..
"Arey Bhagyawaan!!"Kushdhwaj stated,
"Oh toh Mandavi ji bilkul apni mata pe gyii hai"Bharat thought.
"Shrutu?"
"Bakhh"
"Kritu?"
"Bakhh"
"Shatrupriya"
"Kya kahaa?Mai aapko shatru dikhti hun"
"Oho!ye kya keh diya maine?Mera arth tha Shatrughan priya"
"Nahin,jaaiye aap kachalu se hi vivaah kar lijiye"
"Kachalu?Kachalu se kaise vivaah karu?ShrutuKirtu tum bhi kuchh bhi bolti ho"
"Aap kyu mera naam bigaade jaa rahe hai Saumitra?"
"Meri ichha!Mai tumhe kriti bulau ya ketanu bulau."
"Kis bawle se mera vivaah nishchit kar diya?"
Shatrughan shocked.
"Mai bawla?"
"Arthaat meri ichha mai aapko bawla kahu ya chawla kahu!"
"Shrutkirti aap kuchh bhi bolti hai!"
Shatrughan stood embarassed.
In midst of all,these two completely forgot that they had an important work assigned to them.
"Jute..kahaan..hai?"Mila opened the trunk only to find it empty.
"Ab kya kare Rajkumari?"
They moved here and there engrossed in thoughts.
"Kya kare?"
"Koi toh yukti hogi"
Meanwhile,Sita and Mandavi were dropped to the rooms.
"Rakshashi!Mere paas ek yukti hai!"Mandavi jumped all of a sudden.
"Kya ji?"
"Suno"
She whisphered into Urmila's ear.
*evil smile*
"Sumitranandan!"
"Le aayi aap jute?chaliye dijiye aur uphaar lijiye"Lakshman smirked.
"Haan haan mil gye,kintu..hum unhe kaise laaye?Vo toh kharaab ho gye"
"Kya?Kya kiya aapne bhaiya ke juton ka?"
'Iss champak ne jute kahaan chhupa diye??'
Lakshman thought.
"Chaliye toh!"
They dragged him,took him to Mila's room and locked it.
It was completely dark from inside.
"Arey teri!Isse achha toh jute kha leta.
Toh ye hai videhkumari ki chaal!Murkh,kya karengi hume bandii banaa ke?hunh..unhe humse vivaah kar lena hi chahiye."
Chham chham..
A jingling voice came from nowhere.
Once,then twice,Lakshman stood confused.
Someone kept a hand on Lakshman's shoulder,he jumped in horror,only to loose his balance and fall down.
*Room gets lighted*
"Hey bhagwan!!"
"Aap?"
"Nahin meri rakshashi"
"Oh toh aap hi hai vastav wali Mila"
"Uff..Phir mat shuru hojayiye.Pata nahin kahaan phasaa diya Rakshashi ne?"
"Kahaan phasa diya?"
"Aapke saath aur kahaan"
Laksh starts singing.
"Hum tum ek kaksh me band ho,
Sakhiyan dwwar band kar jaaye"
Mila smiled and continued,
"Aapka gala dabau ya phaasi pe jhulau..
Atah mujhe bhi toh bataye".
Urmila thought something and moved away,
"Sumitranandan aap mujhse prem nahi karte"
"Le siyappa!ab ye kahan se puchha,maharani ji?"
"Nahi karte,vivaah thik hai,baad me kar lijiyega!Kintu aap..."She pouted.
Lakshman melted.
"Arrey aisa kuchh nahi hai,mujhe toh aap bohot bhaati hun"
He said boastfully, tall and straight.
She moved closer.
"Naah!Aap meri baate nahi sunte"
"Konsi baatein?Ek baar vivaah toh ho jane de.Uske baad toh mere kaan le ke rakhiyega aap"
"Achha?Par phir bhi,aap nahi karte"
"Kya?"
"Aap mujhse koi baatein nahi karte,evam apni pareshaniyon,sukho,karyon ka bhi varnan nahi karte"
"Aisa kya?"
She moved more close.
"Stree ka dharma hota hai..."
Laksh shocked,
"Mila?Shaant.Mai Ram Bhaiya nahi hu aur naahi tum Siya Bhabhi ho"
Urmila bit her tongue.
"Oh!chhama.Ab kya karu behen hi hu na!!"she winked.
He smiled.
"Haan toh kya jaanna chahti hai aap?"
"Main.Umm...aapka daayitva abhi kya keh raha hai?Chaliye vahin bataiye"
"Abhi mujhe Bhaiya ke juton ki raksha karni hai."
He answered,completely mesmerized by her beauty.
"Aur vo kaise?"she asked innocently.
"Mandap ke paas,Phulon ki tokri me chhupa kar."He replied that innocently.
"Oh!achha!kintu aap phir bhi mujhse prem nahi karte"
"Ab kya hai meri maa?"
"Aapko meri ek baat maanni hogi!"
"Thik hai..kahiye"He sighed.
"Apne netra band karke yahi rahiye."
"Aur aap kya karengi?"
"Dekha,kitne prashnn karte hai aap!meri koi baat nahi sunte"
"Thik hai.Lo kar diye"
He closed his eyes and stood passively.
She ran away as fast as she could,but not before removing her payal.
She hurriedly got to the mandap and took Ram's padukas.
"Chameli.Hum apne Lakshya tak pohoch gye"She jumped in joy.
"Kumari,badhai ho.Kintu aap apne Laksh ka bhi kuchh kariye"
"Dhairya rakho,uphaar toh le le!
Chhoti Ma,hum abhi jute laye"
"Mila?"
Lakshman opened his eyes only to find no one in the room.At last,he understood what he did.He ran from the room.
"Dekha putra,Ladki beautiful kar gyi chull"Rishivar commented from behind.
"Shrutkirti!!Tum tabse kya kar rahi ho?Bharat Jijashree ke jute kahaan hai?"
Urmila asked Shrutkirti.
"Vo Didi..chhodiye.Aap ye jute le jaye,hum vo leke aate hai."
It was really easy,Shrutkirti went to Bharat and told him that Mandavi didnt want him to wear his footwear.He happily left it and she grabbed them giggling.
"Shatrughan!!!"
"Kya hua Bhratashree?"Shatrughan sat sadly as he played with a flower.
"Tum kya kar rahe ho?Jute chhupaane the.Bhabhi ki behenon se bachaana tha"
"Toh?"
"Toh!!!"
"Oh teri!"
"Meri nahi teri oh,kumaar Shatrughan.Hum haar gye aapki vajah se."
"Nahi bhaiya hume haraana asambhav hai.Aap mere saath chale."
"Urmila Didi"He went to Urmila.
"Badi sheegrh sudh aayi aapko,Kumaar"She replied easily carrying the jute.
They both tried various methods to grab them from her hand,but Alas! they failed.
"Urmila bhabhi!!"Shatrughan shouted.
"Kya?"
"Lakshman bhaiya keh rahe the ki ve aapse vivaah karnaa chaahte hai.Unhone toh Pitashree se keh bhi diya,ki ve aapse bohot prem karte hai"He shouted mischievously.
Urmila was beyond shocked and so was Lakshman.Kriti didnt respond.
Urmila stood still,with her mouth open.And Lakshman couldnt even blink.
Shatrughan quietly took the padukas from both of the princesses' hands and ran towards the main hall.
After a minute or two,Lakshman followed him hurriedly,though blushing.
Kriti began to cry"anhh Didi hum jeet ke haar gye"
Urmila came back into her senses,she needed a backup plan ASAP.
"Chalo Kriti sheeghr"
"Rishivar hume aapki ek sahayta chahte hai"Urmila and Kriti stood pouting,and as again Rishivar melts.
"Putron/Putriyon,mai ek sujhaav prastut karna chahta hun."Rishivar came to Ayodhya squad.
"Kya?"Lakshman asked.
"Kumaar Shatrughan aur Kumari Shrutkirti ke vivaah ki tithi ka"
Lakshman was clueless,he sensed something wrong.
Shatrughan stood blushing.Kriti blushed too.
"Nahin,hum nahi karayenge Kriti ka vivaah"
"Kyu Didi?"Shatrughan asked Urmila.
"Hamari Kriti itni gunvaan hai,hum bina daan dakshina liye use aapko saaunp de"
"Kya chahiye aapko Didi?"
"Adhik nahi,hamare yahaan ye paramapara hai ki yadi Dulha apne haath me rakhi koi vastu ko Dulhan ko dede,toh vivaah sheeghr ati sheeghr sampan ho jata hai"Urmila told happily.
Shatrughan didnt wait a second,he handed over the jute to them,before Lakshman could revolt.
And the girls ran to Chandrabhaga within that second itself.
"Ye kya kiya murkh?"
"Bhaiya,aap nahi chahte mera vivaah ho jaye?"Shatrughan pouted.
Lakshman looked down from the balcony.They had lost.He sighed and again,smiled.
Urmila handed both pair of shoes to Chandrabhaga.She ordered them to be arranged properly.
Everyone stood giggling,smiling and enjoying all around.
Dashrath announced for all the gifts the other girls and ofcourse,Chandrabhaga demanded.
Urmila went upto Ram,to wash his feets and make him wear his padukas.Ram lovingly blessed her.
"Bhaiya,mai toh bas ye chahti hun,ki aapke rui ka dabba kabhi khaali na ho"She teased him.
"Kya batau behen,Rui paake mai toh dhanya ho gya!Satya kahaa"
Shatrughan smiled too,and asked
"Aapne toh kahaa tha bhaiya aap kisi se nahi haarte"
"Hmm Anuj..Lagta hai aaj haar hi gye"
Mila looked upto Laksh,who stood at the balcony.
They both blushed.
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They both blushed.Both of them sat near the lakeside.
"Vo bhi kya din the!"
"Hm!"
He smiled and ate his food,she continued,
"Mai toh keh hi rahi thi mujhse vivaah karlijiye"
"Kar lenge.Avashya"
"Jeevan me bawlapanti bhi aavashyak hai"
"Are itni bawli patni milegi mujhe,mera pura jeevan hi dhamaal hai"
"Aapne Shatrughan ke saath uchit nahi kiya.Bechara"
"Ahaa Bechara!Jab kriti ko rulaya toh kahaan thi?"
"Lo aapke saath toh thi"
"Haye meri Shrutukirtu,bohot smaran karta hu tumhe"Shatrughan sobbed"koi nahi tab tak mai laddoo khaata hu"
"Ab bas thoda sa samay ,hum kekeya pohoch jayenge."Bharat told
"Aur vahan puja sampann hote hi,Ayodhya ke liye prasthaan kar denge"Shatrughan replied.
"Haan putron sheeghr,Ayodhya me koi tumhari prateeksha kar raha hai"
Precap:
"Rishivar"
She said with blinking eyes,admiring him.No doubt,she fell for him.
Rishivar panicked.
(A/N:Idea(in Precap) credit goes to Anokhi.Wait and Watch people:P)
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"Koi kami nahi rehni chahiye.Aakhir aane wale shishu ko bhi pata chale ki uske swaagat ke liye humne kya kya taiyari ki hai"Sumitra ordered the servants.
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