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Continuation of 'Bappa says Bachao.'.
This is a funpost hu!
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Panditji: Whisper your wishes in Bappa's ears.
Mauli and Nandini attacks Bappa.
Bappa nearly quavering.
i don't want to be here. Mujhe ghar jaana hai. You girls decide among yourselves and your precious Kunal. Kindly don't drag me in please. One wants husband and his baby and their happiness; other thanks me for that husband and want's his happiness. and i have no frigging clue as to what that ... errr .. i am God! i shouldn't swear! Calm down hu! breath in! breath out.
Ha where was I? I have no blasting clue as to what that husband wants. why don't you girls directly ask him in one go?
take my advice.. Attack him together. Warna he will rattle off the same dialogues to both of you turn by turn.
then comes pooja.
Humm.. i love the artis; the sanctity, the sacredness of all this.
*bappa approves*
and then K and N happens.
Bappa smacking his forehead.
I spoke too soon! there goes the sanctity yada yada.
The anarkali keeps singing in the heaven that 'pyaar kya toh darna'. mind you she sings quite well though but i wish she would pick a new song now.
So yeah! dear children K and N.. pyar kiya toh darna kya.
Kindly shout it out to the world and please spare me!
Then come selfies.!
Bappa *Choking on his modaks*
Tauba! Tauba!
what kind of ashobhaniya vyavahaar is this? Can't see it anymore. hurrphhh!
talking about seeing.. why can't this Mauli child SEE what is happening right under her nose? Maybe i should ask Pappa to lend her extra pair of eyes.
Even better .. i should borrow his 'third eye' for her. Now THAT would be fun.
*Bappa grins inwardly*
As the day passes by...
Bappa..
Sigh! and i thought teenagers and their lovey-dovey acts are sweet. The lovey-doveyness of K and N is so sweet that i could hurl.
Mumma! Get me out of here!
Parvati devis sends a telepathy.
"One minute Son! I am busy. Have to write and submit my leave application."
"Leave application? what? why? where?" Bappa telepathies back.
"Next in line is Dussera in Earth world. Ram ji has already submitted his leave application. Says he will go off to scuba diving with Raavan in Lanka but won't put a toe on prithvi this year. He must have seen Silsila episodes and what happened to Radha Krishna and you.
I need to plan my vacation for Durga pooja. I should stay away from that show's set too. Don't know what they have planned for me!"
"Don't worry Maa! The entire Channel's shows characters have descended here. One by one everyone is getting acquainted with the most happening love story and trying to enlighten Mauli who i must admit is really like really really naive man!
Hopefully she will FINALLY get hit with enlightenment and maybe we Gods will get our well deserved break. You take care ma!"
Then comes Jai Jai shiv shankar.
Bappa:
I really hope Pappa is not listening. He won't be pleased. Using his song for this purposes. Why can't they use Honey Singh's 'Char bottle vokda' or any Badshaah's Daaru songs.
Why shankar ji!
Poor pappa.
Mauli dear child.. kindly kholo your aakhen and phado parde! I am getting tired of giving you hints and more hints.
I really need a vacation. so lets get over with it. My mooshik had enough too. He wants to channel his inner Usain Bolt. To be honest... So do I.
How many more shows ke characters are remaining to give gyaan to Mauli? Hurry please!
Kumkum Bhagya
Anupamaa
