funny shayri & jokes part 5 - Page 3

20th Sadi Ki Ladkiyan :-

Agar Tum Mil Jaao,
Jamana Chhod Denge Hum,

21th Sadi Ki Ladkiyan :-

Agar Tum Mil Jaao,
Purana Chhod Denge Hum...

Hamne Dhoop Samjhi,
Woh Chhaya Nikali,

Hamne Gaay Samjhi,
Woh Bhains Nikali,

Beda Gark Ho In Beauty Parlaro Ka,

Hamne Toh Unhe Kadki Samjha Tha,
Lekin Woh Ladki Ki Maa Nikali...

Khat Likhati Ho Gori Ya Likhati Ho Keetab,
Likhna Aata Nahin Likhati Ho Behisaab,

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Maaf Karna Parmeshvar Yeh Bhool Hamari Hai,
Puchhne Se Pata Chala Ke Woh Nirdhan Nari Hai..

Shaadi Karne Waale,
Kyon Kaath Mein Pair Fansaya,

Bazaar Mein Doodh Bahut Tha,
Kyu Bhains Khareed Laya,

Nadan Hai Woh Jo Mohabbat Kiya Karte Hain,
Hoshiyaar Hai Woh Jo Maje Liya Karte Hain,

Jis Dil Se Tumhe Chaha Woh Dil Hamara Tha,
Tumne Hamein Chaha Woh Dil Udhar Ka Tha...

Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi,
Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi,

Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai,
Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi,

Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se,
Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai,

Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi,
Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se,

Hotal Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main,
Kamar Mein Haath Dale,
Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi...