update 5A girl was driving when she saw d
flash of a traffic camera.
She figured that her picture had
been taken for exceeding the
limit even though she knew that
she was not speeding.
Just to be sure, she went around
the block and passed the same
spot, driving even more slowly,
but again the camera flashed.
Now she began to think that this
was quite funny, so she drove
even slower as she passed the
area once more, but the traffic
camera again flashed.
She tried a fourth and fifth
time with the same results and
was now laughing as the camera
flashed while she rolled past at a
snail's pace.
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Two weeks later, she got five
challans for driving without a
seat belt ... !!!
Women !!! Women !!!
Women !!😆
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Teacher -kabir ka koi doha sunao.
Little madwadi-kabir salo bewakuf,Diho diyo banaye,khud toh salo khisak gayo manne diyo fasaye 😛
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If someone tells you to "expect
the unexpected",slap them in
their face and ask wthr they
expected this :P
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Awesome Answers :
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... 1- Principal: Are You Chewing
Gum?
Student: No, I'm Human Being..!!
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2- Wife: We Are Having Mother
For
Dinner Tonight.
Husband: But Darling, I'm
Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat
Her??
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3- Will These Stairs Take Me To
The 2nd Floor?
No, You'll Have To Walk As Well..!!
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4- Girl: I Have Changed My
Mind..!!
Boy: Thank God, But Does The
New One Works? :D
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5 days of school, 2 days of
weekend ;
10 months for school, 2 months
for vacations !
who divided this shit :/
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"Great truth:
''Thinking of someone u love is
the most beautiful way of
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"Wasting ur Time"
Move On ;)
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had a very busy day
today !
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converting oxygen into carbon di
oxide ! ;) :P
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"
Boss : There r 50 bricks on an
airplane. If u drop 1 outside. Hw
many r left?
Employee : That's easy,49.
Boss : What r d 3 steps to put an
elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put
the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What r the four steps to
put a deer
into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out. Put the
deer in.
Close the fridge.
Boss : It's lion's birthday, all
animals r there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is
in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman
cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She jst crosses it bcz
d crocodiles r at d lion's birthday
Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died.
Why?
Employee : Er .I guess she
drowned?
Boss : No! She was hit by the
brick fallen from the airplane.
U may leave now..
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"Wife: We can't afford beer
anymore.
Husband: No make up of you
then
Wife: But I wanna look pretty
for you.
Husband: That's what beer is
for...
A girl died and her soul was
taken to
heaven ,angels where shocked...
to see her.. heart still beating...
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Girl replied. "i might be dead
but my lover still
lives in my heart"
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And thus the girl was send to
hell..
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for over acting 😛
Once , a girl went to a restaurant
on the 90th floor in a tower , she
saw a very handsome man
GIRL: what are you eating ?
MAN: i'm eating the magic
sandwich
...
GIRL: magic ! what does it do ?
MAN: i'll show u then he jumped
out of d window n fly around d
tower n returned
GIRL: i want to try D magic
sandwich plz plz plz
BOY: hey waiter , bring her D
same sandwich i ordered
D girl eat it and jumped out of D
window but she fell down n died
D WAITER TURNED 2 D MAN N
SAID:
SUPERMAN You r a bad man
when ur drunk😳😆
Interviewer: Let me check your
english. Tell me the opposite of
the words I tell you.
Good.
Me: Bad.
He: Beautiful.
Me: Ugly.
He: Bright.
Me: Dark.
He: Long.
Me: Small.
He: Small?
Me: Long.
He: No, no, no...
Me: Yes, yes, yes...
He: I am not asking you the
question.
Me: I am asking you the question.
He: Shut up.
Me: Keep on talking.
He: Oh god!!
Me: Oh devil!!
He: For your mother's sake, shut
up.
Me: For your daughter's sake,
talk.
He: You are making me angry.
Me: You are making me happy.
He: Get out.
Me: Come in.
He: You are a pain in ass.
Me: You are pleasure in ass.
He: You are not getting the job.
Don't show your face to me ever.
Me: You got the job. Show me
your face everyday. What? Oh
my god, I got the job? Thank
you😆
Boss hired a sexy secretary; but
10 days. later he committed
suicide by jumping from his 14th
floor office.
Police: Who was there at that
time in d room?
Secretary: I was there. He was a
good man. 1 day he bought me a
furcoat for 2,00,000, then he
bought me a diamond necklace
for Rs.15,00,000, then he bought
me a diamond ring for
Rs.5,00,000. Today he asked me
to spend d night with him. I told
him I charge Rs.1000 a night...
Once a 5 year girl and 6 year
boy were sleeping together. The
boy asked, "Are you a girl or
boy?"
Girl said, "I don't know"
Boy said, "Let me check"
And the boy went inside the
blanket , went down her stomach,
and checked. He came out and
said, "You are a girl"
Girl: how did you know?
Boy smiled and said.
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"coz you are wearing pink socks
and I am wearing blue socks"
Guys please, control your mind.
For godsake, they were kids
ONLY GENIUSES WILL CRACK
THIS.!!.Give it a try too.!!
When i was 4 years old my sister
washalf my age,.Now i'm 100
years,
How old is my sister???
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Edited by yashu_arti - 12 years ago
Jhanak
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