funny shayri & jokes part 2 - Page 76

• 99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times. 1% sure 21 times.

• I love it when people call me at 3 AM. "Hey, are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving."

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• Stu(dying)
  Stu(died)
  Coincidence? I think not.

Originally posted by: -.SapnokiRani-.

• 99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times. 1% sure 21 times.

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Keenal what a joke

Originally posted by: -H2SO4-

MaReeZ
Dr.Saab Mere Oper Wale Dant Ko Keera Kha Rha Tha Aap Ne Neeche Wala Dant Q
Nikala ?

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Dr.
Neeche Wale Pe Khara Ho K Khata Tha

Originally posted by: -H2SO4-

1 Aurat
doosri se:
Jab tujhy TALAAQ hui to tera 1 BACHA tha
Ab 3 hai ...!
Kese?

Doosri sharma k:
WO kabhi kabhi MAAFI maangney aa jatey hain;?

Originally posted by: -H2SO4-

Girl-Do u like me?
Boy-NO(girl got sad)
Boy-y r u sad?
Girl-Coz u dont like me
boy-u never asked if i luv u?
girl-Aww!Do u luv me?
boy-NO
DOUBLE BIZTI

LOL

Originally posted by: -H2SO4-

An arab couple went to London. While staying in the hotel, the husband heard his wife scream, "Far! Faaarrr!" (which is the Arabic word for "mouse"). He wanted to inform Room Service but did not know what the English word for "faar" is. He called:-
Husband: Hello, room service?!
Room service : Yes sir, how can I help you??
Husband: Mmm... :> You know Tom & Jerry?
Room service: :/...Yes, sir, I know Tom & Jerry.
Husband : habibi Jerry is here