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Posted: 12 years ago

#741

FARAZ apni begum se:
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"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfein ay Jaan-e-Faraz
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Agli baar khanay mein baal aya to Sajni se Gajni bana doon ga.

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#742

Pathan ke wife Maleria se kaanp rahi thi.

Doctor:

Kia huwa hai isey?

Pathan:

Beemari ka to pata nai bus subha se "Vibration" pe lagi huwi hay

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#743

Miss: Jis bachy ne sabaq thora yad kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kare
Jis ne Pora yad kiya wo mere Gaal pe
Bacha: Miss ap mujhe Break me milen mjhe puri Kitab Yad hai..

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#744

Boy:I love u.

Girl:me too.

Boy:kitna pyar karti ho.

Girl:jitna tm krte ho.

Boy:dafa ho jao mein samjhta tha tm mujh se sacha pyar krti ho.

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#745

ak baho sari rat ghar sey bahir rahi,
wo ghar ai to us ki saas ney usey kuch na kaha,
Kiyon key saas bhe kabhe baho thi

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#746

ek bar ek larki akeli ja rahi thi.
ek larka samney sey aya
dono bilkul pas a gaye.
larka side pey ho geya
larki chali gai.
moral. sab kaminey nahin hotey

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Ruthi hai aisy wo mujh se jese me such me usy mana longa..
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itna waqt kon zaya kare itne me to me doosri phasa lon ga

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#748

Two Tigers resting under a tree,
suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast,
Tiger could not make out &
Asked "What was that?"
2nd Tiger smiled & said,
"FAST FOOD,

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#749

Girl-Do u like me?
Boy-NO(girl got sad)
Boy-y r u sad?
Girl-Coz u dont like me
boy-u never asked if i luv u?
girl-Aww!Do u luv me?
boy-NO
DOUBLE BIZTI

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#750

An arab couple went to London. While staying in the hotel, the husband heard his wife scream, "Far! Faaarrr!" (which is the Arabic word for "mouse"). He wanted to inform Room Service but did not know what the English word for "faar" is. He called:-
Husband: Hello, room service?!
Room service : Yes sir, how can I help you??
Husband: Mmm... :> You know Tom & Jerry?
Room service: :/...Yes, sir, I know Tom & Jerry.
Husband : habibi Jerry is here

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