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Posted: 12 years ago

#1181

You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone.🤣🤣🤣

Edited by Princess_Saniaa - 12 years ago

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#1182

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.🤣🤣🤣

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#1183

Sir: What is the colour of Ram & Krishna..?
Sardar:They both are green in color.
Sir: But How U say?
Sardar:B'coz all the people say "HARE RAMA HARE KRISHNA" 🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1184

Sardar shampoo sir k sath kandho par bhi lga rha tha
wife ne pucha-kandho pe shampoo kyo lga rhe ho..?
Sardar-ye koi aam shampoo nai hai ye HEAD & SHOULDER hai.🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1185

4 Sardar Shadi Me Khana Khane Gaye
ENTER Hue To 'SALAD' Dekh Ke hi Bahar Aa Gaye
Bahar Aake 1 Sath Bole-
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O shit ! Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kati Hai yaar 🤣🤣🤣

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557451

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1186

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. 🤣🤣🤣

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557451

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1187

1sardarni behosh ho gayi.
Doctor-ye mar gayi h.
Jb usko jalane lage to wo uth k boli-me zinda hu.
Sardar-chupchap padi reh,tu doctor se zyada janti he kya? 🤣🤣🤣

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ForgottenTOY

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1188

8 din pehle he thread khatam

thanks bolo muje sab mai ne kaha tha ke pehle he ho jaye ga☺️🤣🤣

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Hello_kitta

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1189

Only a Man knows a Man's Nature!

For Example... Customer: I need a Ladies suit.
Shopkeeper: Wife k liye chahiye ya koi achcha sa dikhaun...?

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Hello_kitta

@Hello_kitta

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1190

Ek train bohot time baad chali.
Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.
Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.
Funny Sardar kehta: Arre Ali aur Bali, train apni nahi, saath vali chali !!!

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