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#1171

Santa Singh goes to an electronics shop to buy a TV.

Do you have color TVs?

Sure.

Give me a green one, please.🤣🤣

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#1172

Sardarji calls Air India.

How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?
Just a sec, comes an answer.
Thank you says the Sardarji and hangs up!
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#1173

The Sardarji Doctor to his patient

"It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain."

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#1174

The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he cooked his ice-cubes before he put them in his drink. 🤣🤣🤣

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#1175

A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman.
He whispered into her ear, "I love you."
She smiled and whispered back,"I love you too". then he whispered, "I love you three."🤣🤣🤣

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#1176

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."🤣🤣🤣

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#1177

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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