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Sehr

@KYPH-AK

Sparkler

Posted: 16 years ago

#11

Ladki(Konsi Hai Bhai) Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Baba Bhai Bole : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

Paani aane ki baat karte ho.....
Dil jalaney ki baat karte ho.....
humne cheh din se muh nahi dhoya.....
aur tum nahane ki baat karte ho.....

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
"BHAI"

Lalu : Itane sare log football ko lath kyou mar rahe hai? Sardar : Gol karne ke liye. Lalu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya: HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO

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Sehr

@KYPH-AK

Sparkler

Posted: 16 years ago

#12

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

sardarjis son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming pool ........?
sardar :- give him a glass of water!!

Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.

Press down again

again..
please once more sorry
again 6 times more
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Oh! Again 1 Time

again

don't u have any job? ... **

what a chicken will say when its been coocked with green chilli-
hum pe kisine hara rang dala.......maar dala.......maar dala

Edited by neghit - 16 years ago

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ali

@ssssshkoihai

Beginner

Posted: 16 years ago

#13

some faraz shayari !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wo Kya Jane Mere Dil Pr Kya Guzarti Hai
**FARAZ**

Jub Wo Muje Bar Bar Class Mai Pochti Hai
"Bhaiya time kiya howa hai"..!.)

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Heer Ro Ro Kar Raanjhey Se Keh Rahi Hai,,,,,
"FARAZ"
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Haath Chor Kameeney Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai……!!

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Ahmed Faraz Ki Ghazlain Thee Bohot Aala

wah!!! wah!!!! wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Par Kya Fahida Jab "Pappu Cant Dance Sala"

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K Ruthi Hai Aise Wo Humse,Jaise Hum Such Me Usay Mana Lenge,
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Itna Waqt Kon Zaya Kare
Itne Me To Dosri Pata Lein Gay.

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Kabhi Kabhi Let Kar Sochta Hoon FARAZ
Agar Beth Kar Sochoon To Kon Si Qyamat A Jaye Gi

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@..imperfect..

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

#14

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very good guyz keep it up

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dont have one :P

@..imperfect..

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

#15

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon " FARAZ "

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

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@..imperfect..

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

#16

NaJane Kis Baat Pe Uss Ne Mujhay Chhor diya Hai Faraz
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Wo Shakhs to Kisi ke 5 Rupe b nahi Chhorta…;-)

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@..imperfect..

Voyager

Posted: 16 years ago

#17

Kabhi shikayat na labon pe laainge
hum dosti kuch is tarah nibhayen ge
koi ap ke burai hamare samne kar k to dekhe
kasam se hm b uski
"HAN Me HAN" milaye ge..

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ali

@ssssshkoihai

Beginner

Posted: 16 years ago

#18

Dill diya tha mohabat ki nishani samjh kar,

Woh kha gya usy biryani samajh kar,

Khoon-e-jigar bhi na chora zalim ne,

Woh bhi pee gya leemo paani samajh kar.

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Chaand par kali ghaata chati to hoge,

Sitaroon mein Chamaak ati to hoge.

Tm lakh chupaoo duniya sa,

Magr akely mein tumhe apni shakal pe tmain hansi aati to Hogi

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ali

@ssssshkoihai

Beginner

Posted: 16 years ago

#19

kiya aankhen hai tumhari
kiya chehra tumne paaya hai
kiya aankhen hai tumhari
kiya chehra tumne paaya hai

aisa lagta hai jaise
peepal ke pad se bhoot utar aaya hai

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