Once upon a time there was a boy called Harman who lived in Gurdaspur n a girl called saumya who lives somewhere close to Harman's village
The story is set at the tym wen Harman and Saumya got married.
After all the ceremonies of wedding were over...It was time for 'SUHAGRAAT'
Scene shifts to Harmu baby's room...
The bedroom is fully decorated in a typical daily soap style -red flowers, candles n everything else u want to imagine.
Saumya is sitting on bed like a typical daily soap bride looking down like always 
(she will need a neck belt very soon).
A romantic atmosphere is set in the room.
The door opens and Harman enters inside in full romantic mood.
He comes n sits on d bed near Saumya intensely gazing at her
beauty.
Then he says some cheesy weezy stuffs n his one
liners making Saumya blush
.
Harman now thinks bahut huyi baatein waatein tym for some action...
Harman- Gulabo I know u are very innocent n I totally love it bt u knw na wat v are supposed to do on Suhaagraat..
Gulabo- Ji wo ji Harman ji Ma ne to bataya nai ji...Mai phone kr k puch lun ji??Wo samjha dengi ji..
Harman (Annoyed n Still trying to digest wat his wife just said) - Ok thik hai koi baat nai..tumhe nai pata to koi baat
nai..Tumhe waise bhi kuch nai krna hai ..Mai sab sambhal
lunga...Tum bas mujhe ye batao tumhare dates kab hai...
Gulabo- Ji dates matlab wo khajur...ji wo to Ma ne shagun me rakhe honge mai aapko nikal k dun ...Bahut tasty hai wo...
Harman (head spinning)-No damn it I was asking
you about ur periods?????
Gulabo- Accha to aise boliye na ji...Ji wo kya hai na ji k mai kabhi school nai gayi ji to koi period attend nai kiya...par choti ne bataya tha k maths
n sports 
k
periods bahut achey hotey hai
Harman (giving deadly stare)shouted-Arey meri jaan ki dushman Im asking u abt ur menstrual period...
Saumya started crying 
-Ji wo kya hota hai ji ??
Maine to kabhi suna bhi nai Ji...Aap gussa kyu ho rahe hai ji
Harman (thinking)- Ab mai kaise samjhau issey ye
to mujhe shaadi k pehli raat se hee rula rai n ro bhi khud hee
rai he...I hate Women..ahhh
(Den after lot of thinking Harman made up his mind to explain to his Gulabo in simple language becos Indian TV par sab censored hai)
Audience -Go Harmu baby Go!!!!!!!!!!!
Harman -See gulabo menstrual cycle r those which u must b getting every month. 
Wen u feel sick n irritated.
Yaad aaya???Tumhe har month aatey honge..
Saumya-Aaney the kya???Sbko aatey hai???Aapko bhi aatey hai ?? Har mahine??
Harman-
Audience-
Gulabo rocks
Harman shocked n dead
So dis is Harman
MORAL OF THE STORY:Sindoor bharne se pehle dating shating krlo
NOTE: I know its fully faltu nonsense joke but just gt dis idea n thot of sharing...
Pagal panti bhi zaroori hai.
All cry babies can stay away if u lack sense of humour. .
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